The Ugliest Shoes in the World!

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There are really no words to do these shoes justice. ¬†They’re just so horrible, beyond human conception. Why do these shoes exist, except to evince speechless horror? They even have a “genuine fur accent!” Click here for other views.

7 Responses to “The Ugliest Shoes in the World!”

  1. Suebob Says:

    ….speechless horror.

    I have no fashion sense, but I have the sense to know that these are a very, very bad thing.

  2. Elena Says:

    and on sale! mon dieu! i must have them!

  3. Mark Poirier Says:

    I need you to have these shoes! If I were a drag queen I would insist on these in size 14, travel to the factory in the Ukraine where they’re made, if need be. These fucking rule! Between these shoes and John Karr, life is really good right now.

    Were they designed by Sid and Marty Krofft?

  4. wordgirl Says:

    My eyes! My eyes! I think my retinas are burning…

  5. jennifer Says:

    dude, i found them ages ago; they’re the doctor teeth shoes. along with assorted other horrors…

  6. Suebob Says:

    I put a link to these over at Linkateria coupla days back.

  7. Elena Says:

    now zappos is getting reviews on the shoes… even though this is pollution of my favorite shoe site, i have to say it’s pretty funny. I think I know who was responsible for the first review!

    you do realize Irregular Choice has an entire shoe line? although most are not *quite* as inspired as the “tolouse’ model… they are still ever so cutting edge… click on the maker name to link to more of their product on the site…

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