I Hate Ellen Barkin

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I never liked Ellen Barkin, and now I hate her. During her five year marriage to Ron Perelman, a loathsome arrogant billionaire, Ellen Barkin managed to acquire $20 million worth of jewelry. It will be auctioned off at Christies today, so  I guess  Ellen isn’t the sentimental type.

I recall reading a ridiculous piece in Vogue magazine about Ellen Barkin’s happy marriage. She gushed about how much “Ron” loved everything about her, including her beautiful skin, which she insisted was natural, despite a miraculous healing of the wrinkles she had sported only years earlier.

Well, the marriage went sour, and apparently ended in an ugly battle over money. Oh well.

All I know is, during the marriage, Ellen Barkin wasted no time in learning how to buy expensive jewelry, the better for Ron to Love her. The Christie’s catalogue attests to a greed that is hard to imagine. Please go there now, and listen to an audio of Ellen herself chuckling about her pair of emerald cuffs that once belonged to the Duchess of Windsor. Oh, Ellen, you big silly!

Anyway, the collection is expected to raise around $15 million, which Ellen Barkin says she will use to feed Africa….no, sorry, my mistake, she will use it to fund her own production company.

5 Responses to “I Hate Ellen Barkin”

  1. Suebob Says:

    I love it. The line in the auction page about “she has found tremendous success as a jewelry collector…” Um, what kind of success is that? I mean, it doesn’t take a lot of freaking talent to go SHOPPING, does it? Are there people with pots of money who go looking for jewelry and FAIL at it?

    I have to Linkateria this. Thanks for the tip.

  2. Elena Says:

    i had no idea ellen barkin was an ass.

  3. Melissa Says:

    Sickening and greedy. What did Gabriel Byrne ever see in her?

  4. tina anderson Says:

    Barkin is a self serving piece of doodie so full of herself , she a money grubbing slut
    claims to be poor street girl from the bronx . F U C K H E R she is part of the problem overpaid bullshit .
    f u ck u ellen barkin u are full of shit

  5. T.J. Says:

    I can’t stand this bitch Ellen Barkin, this woman went on tv and told out right lies about fox news with out backing up any of her comments..She is a washed out has been.

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