Madonna, Bete Noir
Sometimes I think that Madonna was put here on earth to torment me personally. Just when I feel I couldn’t hate her more, she pulls me back in…
Now, she has adopted a one year old boy from Malawi whose impoverished father says he is happy that his son will have a good life in America with Madonna and Guy. WHAT?!? I am fucking stunned. The boy’s mother died shortly after he was born, and his father, unable to care for him, took him to an orphanage. Now, the father says that Madonna has promised to stay in touch with him.
Madonna, couldn’t you just give that father some money to raise his own son, or did you need that particular kid for a souvenir? Couldn’t you get an actual orphan?
God, I hate you, Madonna. The muscles, the crucifix, the English accent, now this. Please just leave the planet.
October 12th, 2006 at 7:09 pm
it’s the new thing. celebrities are collecting children from other cultures, kind of like ellen barkin, except not with jewelry. except angelina, who i believe is sincere. just wait until paris gets hers, you’ll see what i mean. was it william gibson who said the extremely rich are no longer truly human? words to live by.
October 13th, 2006 at 12:13 pm
hell yeah. you just summed up everything about madonna that bothers me. thanks.
October 13th, 2006 at 12:38 pm
That just made me sick. She could probably give the dad and his boy a fine lifestyle in Malawi for the next ten years if she just devoted this week’s shoe budget to their upkeep…
Some people get the giraffe-skin rug, Madonna gets a not-quite orphaned child.
Did you see the publicity photo of her squatting next to a smiling child? She looks like a ghoulish skull-head…just in time for halloween.