Rummy’s out, K-Fed is toast, and I’ve got some cool new shoes. Sometimes, life gives you lemonade, know what I mean?
Waking up to the news about Rumsfeld was like Christmas morning! Then, watching Bush tell reporters that this isn’t his “first rodeo” was enough to make me feel giddy with delight. What a fucking dunce! Later, I saw a picture of Rick Santorum surrounded by his fat sobbing children and I laughed out loud. If that makes me a monster, it’s Bush’s fault, just like everything else.
As for Kevin Federline, I have come to view him as the essence of white trash and all that is awful about guys who wear diamond stud earrings in both ears. Just like everyone, I have mentally begged Britney to dump that loser. Looking around the internets today, I’ve observed a huge sense of joyful liberation regarding Britney’s divorce. It’s like the nation’s little sister has finally kicked out her cheating, free-loading boyfriend. You go, Britney. You’ve lost the weight, your hair looks good, the world is your goddamn oyster!
Making my life even more perfect, temporarily of course, are my beautiful new shoes that I bought online. They are made in Paris by Repetto, a company that started making ballet shoes for streetwear at the request of the young Brigitte Bardot. When I put them on, I look EXACTLY like her!