A Politically Correct Lexicon

Here are the new rules of politically correct terms. (You can call Michael Stipe  queer but not  gay. And you should still try to avoid cunt, although “it’s gaining currency among young lesbians.”)

5 Responses to “A Politically Correct Lexicon”

  1. Mark Poirier Says:

    What am I supposed to call people when I’m driving? I’m sick of “rancid twat” and “fucking whore.”

  2. Sister Wolf Says:

    How about “Chicano!” or “Asian!” Those are supposed to be okay.

  3. Suebob Says:

    The “c” word is as common in Scotland as “dude” or “guy” is here. One Scottish guy I met said “Oh, I’d even call me own grandmother a “c*nt” ”

    (oh, I cannot even type it!!)

  4. Mark Poirier Says:

    CUNT CUNt Cunt CUNT CUNT CunT CUNT CUNT C*U*N*T*

    CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt

    I can type it: CUNT

  5. Cunt Poirier Says:

    CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT

    Most powerful word in the english language. Use it often and proudly and it will immediately show the quality of your character.

    Me Da Cunt

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