Are You Worried About Angry Monkeys?
I’ve been worried ever since that birthday cake chimp attack, so it’s good to have some advice on this subject. Slate tells us how to behave around an angry monkey, but I think the first step is to avoid New Delhi.
And of course, if an angry monkey approaches you, don’t make eye contact and don’t smile. Kind of like when you’re in an elevator or at Neiman Marcus.
October 29th, 2007 at 2:18 pm
I like it when dolphins attack the fat toursists hanging on their backs. Watched a whole show on it. Fascinating.
November 4th, 2007 at 10:36 pm
There’s an angry racoon who lives under our house and terrorizes me when I have the nerve to type at the kitchen table past 2 AM. Not so cute.