For the love of god, how are we supposed to keep track of these Peterson crimes?!
Now, there’s this nutcase Hans Peterson, who killed his doctor and went to St. Martin, to claim French citizenship. This Peterson has confessed to the murder, an act of revenge for becoming impotent after taking Accutane.
Without wishing to seem ungrateful for this bonanza of sordid crime, may I ask that anyone with the name Peterson kindly put off murdering anyone for the moment?