The Crazy Cellphone Judge
You’ve probably read about the crazy judge in New York who sent 46 people to jail when no one would confess to being the owner of an annoying cellphone.
When I read that Judge Robert Restaino was fired after an investigation by the state Commission on Judicail Conduct, I was intrigued by their finding that Restaino “engaged in what can only be described as two hours of inexplicable madness.”
Now that I’ve found the Commission’s report, I can only add that this guy is a complete fucking maniac. Read it here.
Naturally, he is appealing his removal from the bench.

December 3rd, 2007 at 8:52 pm
Wow. Reminds me of the time in third grade when, against the teacher’s orders, I put a magnet in a jar of iron filings. She made the whole class stay in at lunch because no one ‘fessed up to it. I suck.
September 18th, 2011 at 11:11 am
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