Archive for November, 2007

More Amy Worship

Sunday, November 4th, 2007

Even when she’s completely messed up, like here at the MTV Europe Music Awards, Amy is a goddess. I can’t take my eyes off her! I want to have sex with her, or take care of her, or just devote the rest of my life to her.

Amy Amy Amy Amy.

IV Drip Girl

Saturday, November 3rd, 2007

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Remember Starving Girl from Shopbop? This model from Active Endeavors is even more close to death, I think. I would like to see her on an IV Drip, as soon as possible.

Eat, IV Drip Girl, before it’s too late!

E Tu, Dog the Bounty Hunter?

Saturday, November 3rd, 2007

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I barely know who he is, but I’m shocked to hear that Dog used the word ’nigger’ on the phone. Can they prove it was really him? Surely not. Even though he’s spent time in a Mexican prison, it doesn’t mean he would use coarse language.

Now, Dog has had his TV thing suspended, despite his apologies to all the key figures in any Nigger Fracas. And plus, I just read that Dog doesn’t like Don Imus!

This really stinks. Dog has also lost some endorsement of nasal spray. I for one will still use that nasal spray to show my support, because I have sinus issues.

Can’t we all get the fuck along, or not? Halle Berry said ‘Jew’ on the Jay Leno show, and now this. Where will it end?

Karen Hughes: Heck of a Job, Brownie!

Friday, November 2nd, 2007

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Karen Hughes has resigned as George Bush’s undersecretary of state for public diplomacy and public affairs. Condi accepted her resignation and noted of Hughes: “She has done a remarkable job.”

As we now know, this can be translated to: She has accomplished nothing and we’re lucky she didn’t single-handedly start WWIII.

Thanks, Karen!