I can’t get enough of Rumor Willis. Is it just me? I like to look at her, but I can’t look for too long. I have to turn away, either because I’m a compassionate person or because I’m afraid of turning into a pillar of salt.
What is Rumor thinking as she poses on all these red carpets? She seeks attention, but why?
I like the lowcut dress. It’s a nice attempt to distract the eye.
Should we feel sorry for her or admire her for saying, “This is my face, world, deal with it!”
I believe that Rumor Willis is a metaphor or an allegory or a paradigm. She is a test of some kind, anyway, and I’m worried that I’ve failed it.