Important Shopbop Developments

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Look, they got Sad Readhead Girl to smile! This is a fantastic triumph for me personally and for the rest of mankind.

Unfortunately, we must temper our pleasure with concern for Starving Girl, who looks even thinner. The space between her legs is a call for help.

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3 Responses to “Important Shopbop Developments”

  1. Suebob Says:

    Holy cow, that woman is skeeeeeny.

  2. Mark Says:

    I can’t tell if Starving Girl’s body is getting thinner or if her head is getting bigger. Whatever the case, she’s getting closer to the desirable lollipop shape favored by Heather Locklear.

  3. Fahd Murtaza Says:

    I don’t think she is starving. She is skinny. Whats wrong about it. At least she is not fat like an average American. Isn’t it?

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