Suing Lindsay Lohan
This morning I saw the headline “Woman Says She Was Traumatized by Lohan” and my reaction was: Join the Club!
I too feel traumatized by Lindsay Lohan, and I’d like some compensation for my suffering.
I feel my blood pressure surge every time I see her vacuous smiling face. Why is that girl still smiling? Her awful blonde hair extensions, her ridiculous fedoras, her hippie scarves, her crappy costume jewelry, her jeans tucked into knee-boots, her sparkly lipgloss, and her stupid trademark peace sign…..I can’t stand it.
Make it stop! The emotional distress I’ve endured can’t really be quantified, but $150,000 might take the edge off.
January 9th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
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January 9th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
You forgot the leggings!! Oh, my eyes.
January 10th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
I’m sorry! I swear I meant to include the leggings! Good call, Suebob.
January 12th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Let’s start a class-action suit against her.
January 26th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
Hey,
It is Graham I could not agree more if you get the money would you share it with me? I would love it.