What is Feist For?


Why did god make Feist?   I know why he made Lindsay Lohan (so we can make fun of her) and Renee Zellweger (so we can all scream “eeoow!” when we see her making that face) and that guy in Maroon 5 (so we can go “Ugh, what a douche!”) and Mike Huckabee (so we can say, “Wow, loony tunes”) and Ann Coulter (so we can feel united by a common enemy). I even know why god made Hillary Swank (so we can think “She still looks like a man!”)

But Feist, what the hell? I think she might represent everything I hate about post-hip hipsterism, but I’m not even sure of that.   If I close my eyes, maybe she’ll go away.

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5 Responses to “What is Feist For?”

  1. Chris Says:

    Hating things because they represent other things is awesome.

  2. Graham Says:

    Well you may not like her music but you gotta admit that iPod nano ad is catchy.

  3. Mark Says:

    Hating in general is awesome.

  4. Sister Wolf Says:


  5. Mark Says:

    Duhing is awesome, too. No duh.

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