King of Kong: A Douchebag for the Ages

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I dare anyone top watch “The King of Kong” without shouting “What a douchebag!” at Billy Mitchell, the documentary’s idiotic villain. In a story all about dorky, messed-up guys obsessed with Donkey Kong, Billy Mitchell stands out as sort of a super-asshole with delusions of grandeur and a hairdo that epitomizes everything awful about the 70s AND 80s.

Mr. Mitchell has complained that the film was edited to depict him as the bad guy. I don’t care what the filmmakers left out or stuck into their documentary; Billy Mitchell is the most sickening person I can even imagine. See this movie just for the adrenaline rush of wanting to punch someone in the face!

7 Responses to “King of Kong: A Douchebag for the Ages”

  1. Maggie Says:

    I just watched this yesterday. That guy Billy was pretty smug and I felt bad for that Science teacher guy. He proved them all wrong and they were oblivious to it since they all thought that Billy was a god. So sad.

  2. Mark Says:

    What’s really creepy about Billy Mitchell is that he’s worshipped by all those people! His wife’s tits are amazing, though.

  3. b Says:

    WHAT A DOUCHE!! I just watched the replay on G4 and what a douchebag!!! I then googled “king of kong” “douchebag” and found your site. bravo!

  4. Sister Wolf Says:

    Hahaha! That’s great, b, thank’s for letting me know.

  5. Dwarfstar Says:

    I remeber at least 10 times in the movie were I shouted douche bag at the screen! I too found this site by googling “billy mitchell douche bag” . I say we give him the honorary title, “Douche of the Year” With a whopping 1,047,200 douche points. I’m sure he can easily beat that score in the future. Did anyone else notice his wide stance we they showed a clip of him playing, he should change his three letters to G.A.Y.
    P.S. I want to do demeaning and nasty things to his wife.

  6. Dwarfstar Says:

    Oh I just noticed he has that wide stance in the photo above. HeHe

  7. Sister Wolf Says:

    Jesus, a douchebag with a Wide Stance. What do we do now, Dwarfstar and b?

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