Prostitute Chic
Look at this new skirt at shopbop, by Thayer, available for only $253. It’s 100% polyester (so no hookers were killed in the process, I guess.) I love the description: “Destined to become a signature piece.” Ha! I wish I could write copy for shopbop, it would be a dream come true!
I don’t know who would wear Thayer’s Signature Piece, besides Lyndsay Lohan. Or her mom. But I think this four piece get-up for only $34 is a much better value. And it certainly could be someone’s Signature Piece.
Tags: Lindsay Lohan, prostitutes, Shopbop
May 8th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
Lindsay Lohan’s mom would wear either, I’m sure of it.
May 10th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Am I allowed to blaspheme on this comments page? I’ve got a really good one stored up for that appalling white schmatte.
May 10th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
Oh yes, blasphemes are more than welcome. Bring on the blasphemes!
May 13th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
jesuschristalmightyagnes.
That’s what I say to that white wipeout.
I hope it was worth the wait.