All Praise My Dress
I wanted this dress by Yeojin Bae for months, and miraculously it went on sale at Matches. It’s the most perfect dress I’ve ever owned. The workmanship is exquisite! It makes me look fat but you can’t have everything.
Here, below, is how it’s supposed to look. I may not be 19 but I do own a big fake deer head!
In any case, this is your big chance to compliment my dress. Enough compliments and I may consider modeling my new Ann Demeulemeestereester jacket from Yoox. It just arrived and it’s a winner.
Tags: deer head, fat, Yeojin Bae
May 9th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
I think you look great in this. Anorectic youth is so overrated!
Pls. do model the Ann Deeeeee - I’d love to see what it looks like. K
May 10th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
I Love You!!! You pissed off bitter woman! (jk) Or whatever it is you call yourself. Just “found” your blog today and have been busy reading your older posts. You are FUNNY! Your view of the world is dark and perfect. I am a new reader in the blogospere and I was so sad to lose LibertyLondonGirl. Now I know I will be okay! You are as delicious as chocolate suicide cake…. Keep up the good works!
May 10th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Wow, thank you Jools. Chocolate suicide cake sounds rich and sinful. But what happened to LibertyLondonGirl, whoever she is??
And K-line, I swear I’m not even bordering on fat. The dress is just much too big but I wanted it anyway.
May 10th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
That’s a brilliant dress on you.
May 11th, 2008 at 6:41 am
Gorgeous!
May 12th, 2008 at 5:11 am
Fabulous dress and you look brilliant! Keep writing - I adore your blog. It really makes my day.
May 12th, 2008 at 10:53 am
Agreed, brill. Also the cross around the deer’s neck. Thumbs up all around.
May 12th, 2008 at 11:49 am
Ha, thank you for responding to my demands! I love how this works! xoxo
The cross on the deer: you can’t have a deer head without putting a necklace on it, that would just be wrong. You should see him at Christmas time.
May 12th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
BWAH @ “It makes me look fat but you can’t have everything.” Of course you can’t have everything. Where would you put it? But you look thin and gorgeous in the dress anyway.
May 21st, 2008 at 10:09 am
Very cool dress, Miss.
You totally DO NOT look fat. In fact, you could have the dress taken in a bunch.
May 27th, 2008 at 3:01 am
OK, if I compliment you on the gray dress will you model the yellow skirt destined to become a signature piece?
Thanks for the laugh. I do LOVE pissed off women!
May 27th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Well Bubba, you’ve come to the right place.
June 2nd, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Fantastic dress!