Comments on: Crap, and Other Crap

By: Mark

Mark — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 05:25:25 +0000

OK, the scat porn trial: Obviously the people who agreed to be jurors are into scat porn. 5 hours of scat porn? Duh.

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 02:00:56 +0000

Enc, I am nothing if not a Person With Stuff. A really shocking amount of stuff.

By: enc

enc — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 05:33:01 +0000

I’m glad you took the photo of your dresser. I really enjoy thinking of you as someone who has stuff.

By: K-Line

K-Line — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 20:41:14 +0000

Maybe that is what it’s called – that puffy rubber ball thing from olde style glamourous movies.

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 20:33:26 +0000

All you need to do to be less creepy than Woody Allen is not sleep with your daughter.

By: warren

warren — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 15:04:57 +0000

I kind of understand the Jewish-athiest thing. I have a few friends in that boat. Personally, if I was Jewish, I’d do the religious thing. Heck, I always wished I was Jewish. So I could say things like, “You know what all the Jewish Holidays are about? Okay, you don’t want to know, but I’ll tell you, anyways. It’s like this… They tried to kill us, they failed. *Shrug* So, let’s eat!”.

Okay, so that one’s pretty tired. But trust me, really, I’m way funnier than Woody Allen, and way less creepy.

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 04:57:43 +0000

Is it an ‘atomizer?’ The squirty thing?

My kitchen is where not much happens. Don’t make me show it, K-line.

By: K-Line

K-Line — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 03:24:36 +0000

This dresser makes me think you are some saucy gypsy lady who spritzes perfume from a glass jar with a bulb and tube (don’t know if there’s a special name for that apparatus). Very dramatic, mysterious and intense. Show us your kitchen!

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:37:47 +0000

Haha. Yeah, but I’m a jew, and they don’t really go anywhere when they die. However, it is disturbing to be in agreement with Christopher Hitchens about anything!

By: warren

warren — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 13:14:47 +0000

Why bother being devoutly athiest? You don’t get any holidays. It’s nothing but work, work, work. Or if you’re Christopher Hitchens, it’s more like froth, froth, froth. And after you die, there’s nothing. No golden streets, and no flames. Just annihilation. How Depressing.