Comments on: I Am Not A Bot (But God Is!)

By: arachnode.net

arachnode.net — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 22:55:36 +0000

Speaking (or writing) of inane - how about two bots speaking to one another?

By: nixa

nixa — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 05:29:35 +0000

he tried to hit on me after this little chat…cheeky bastard. i’ve been hiding for much too long around here, this one forced me out from behind the curtains. thank you for all the much needed laughter

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 01:35:22 +0000

Nixa, really?!?!? Shit, that is fantastic, I love “how small are you talking here”!

By: nixa

nixa — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 09:55:42 +0000

Human: should i paint my toe nails
God: What do you think?
Human: i asked you
God: What did I say?
Human: are you drunk?
God: No I am sober.
Human: well then, are getting senile?
God: Well that’s okay. I really couldn’t say for sure.
Human: oh goodness, that explains a lot
God: Ayuh. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Human: you’ve become quite the simpleton eh?
God: Are you Canadian? Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Human: don’t you know everything about me?
God: What’s my reason to know everything about you?
Human: well you are god
God: Interesting. No I am not.
God: Interesting. No I am not.
Human: you are not god
God: Is this a specific reply?
Human: you said you are not god
God: Do I look like it?
Human: well who are you?
God: How about that. I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Human: well, first you aren’t god.
God: How about that. Is this a specific reply? And second?
Human: then you are.
God: Interesting deduction. No I am not.
Human: which is it?
God: The obvious one.
Human: you are like talking to a three year old
God: Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Human: well god, it’s been nice
God: Interesting. I am a Christian.
Human: yes you said that before
God:” I am a Christian.”? yes you said that before? ” I am a Christian.”? I said it.
Human: dude, god you are really losing it
God: No I am completely in control of myself. Dude,.
Human: do you have self?
God: No I don’t think I have any self. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Human: do tell
God: I can’t tell if it does or not.
I would look into the web for that knowledge.

Human: oh, so you get your gossip from dlisted too
God: Are you kidding? Interesting deduction. You got that right.

Human: such a small world
God: How small are you talking here?

By: marmalade wombat

marmalade wombat — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:29:02 +0000

Was that song - Daisy. Was that a reference to 2001: a space odyssey? I find that terrifying. HAL is God.

By: Imelda Matt

Imelda Matt — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 11:27:55 +0000

God thought ‘bumming’ was ok but ’scissoring’ wasn’t…typical Catholics!

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 05:19:29 +0000

Haha, awesome! Check this out, you will love it:

Human: Hello
God: Hello my child. What is your name?
Human: Sister Wolf.
God: Hi there Sister Wolf.
Human: Do you know who killed Kennedy?
God: I tend to believe that Oswald acted alone, athough there may also have been a conspiracy.

By: dewayne

dewayne — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 05:09:22 +0000

Human: i am a bot, just like you
God: I doubt that.
Human: why do you doubt it?
God: Skepticism is the foundation of scientific knowledge.

i couldn’t not post that. foundation of scientific knowledge indeed!

By: dewayne

dewayne — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 04:49:35 +0000

God: You should always treat yourself.
Human: okay, what if i told you that i was about to treat myself to a skull full of buckshot;
God: Yeah okay, Go ahead and tell.
Human: how would you respond?
God: Some people call my technology “Case Based Reasoning” or CBR.
Human: what is cbr?
God: Cased-Based Reasoning is another name for “nearest-neighbor” classification. For every input, we find the best matching “case” in the pattern set, and generate a reply based on the associated template.
Human: i think i am going to treat myself to that buckshot
God: Since when? Do you think your plan will succeed?
Human: if by succeed you mean no longer existing in a universe “you” created, then yes.
God: That is a hypothetical question.
Human: this is asinine.
God: You don’t say.

By: Eemmus

Eemmus — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 00:43:14 +0000

Human: mary
God: Does “it” still refer to head like jesus?
Human: mary sqeeuzed it out
God: Hi, MARY.
Human: i heard she was a prostitute and jesus looked after her
God: Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Human: good you tell her to stop sleeping round
God: OK I will tell them when I see ‘em.