Another Penis Post!
I’m sorry, I can’t seem to avoid penises. This time, I was browsing some gossip site and saw a picture of director/douchebag Brett Ratner at a party celebrating the launch of a new book. Sure enough, it turned out to be a new title by Taschen called ‘The Big Penis Book.’
“This hefty book is profusely illustrated with over 400 historic photos of spectacular male endowments, including rare photos of the legendary John Holmes.”
Okay! What’s not to love about this book? You can look at some of its contents at the Taschen website, but I personally am afraid to do so. Maybe I will once the kids are asleep. Let me know what you think.
Tags: big penises, books, douchebags
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:34 am
‘Dinners served’, you’ll understand when you finally have a sneak at the site!
July 3rd, 2008 at 2:44 am
Hmmmm….depends what sort of penises we’re talking about…. secret Borders flick-through me thinks…
July 3rd, 2008 at 6:04 am
That is one big joint.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:24 am
Oh my!
July 3rd, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Hallelujah, Sister. I’m glad I’m not the only one who posts penis stories. Balls to the wall, I say.
July 3rd, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Hahahaha! Imelda, surely that dinner is for two?
Susie b, I dare you to look without blurting out something
Enc and Hammie: I would add, Ouch!
Susan, Yay, I’ll go look for your Penis Posts!
July 4th, 2008 at 1:12 am
“Big shoulders, big lapels, and big hair may come and go, but the big penis never goes out of fashion”.
In these times of insecurity and disillusionement, it is reassuting to know there’s one thing we can count on.
July 4th, 2008 at 2:19 am
“Do you wear boxers or briefs?”
“Nope”
July 4th, 2008 at 11:46 am
All this is good and fine but what up with the rounded girly belly on the cover of this book?
July 4th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Juri -is the big penis the new black this season?
Bubba -don’t you start.
Anne - you are a tough one. How did your eye stray to the belly??
July 4th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Yes it is, and a safe choice for all occasions
July 6th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
Nothing compares to the penis I saw a few years ago in the YMCA on 14th Street. I swear to God, it was the size of a coffee can. I don’t know if the dude had something wrong with him or if I was on some sort of candid camera program and it was actually made of latex, but it was enormous. The odd thing about it was that it was completely proportionate to a normal sized penis–it wasn’t too long, the head wasn’t too big or too small; it was just like a normal flaccid penis through a magnifying glass. I called several people after I got out of the shower and no one wanted to hear about it. What’s wrong with people?