Earlier today, I was very annoyed by a crazy bitch who’s been taunting me online. But then I realized that if I had to go around kicking the ass of every single person I’ve somehow pissed off, I’d have no time for anything else.
Even better, I came across these godforsaken boots at Neiman Marcus, and my life was once again filled with joy. Who would buy these monstrosities?! Besides Cher and Pamela Anderson, I mean.
They are priced at $395, a small price to pay for all this grotesque ugliness! Just try deciding which pair is worse!