Comments on: John Mayer, Thy Name is Douche

By: rebecca

rebecca — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 21:18:17 +0000

An open letter to John mayer.

Dear douchebag congratulations on producing these emotions with in me filled with pure hatred against you. No other celebrity no matter how annoying he or she is has ever sparked these emotions, emotions I did not even know I had. You seem to be so incredibly arrogant, selfish, and uncivilized your mother did a horrible job rasing you.That some people compare you to BB king and eric clapton is beyond me, clearly these people dont know good music. You are sooooo fake I dont buy this whole im a sensitive guitar playing renaissance man who is a romantic at heart. You are a douchebag, no one knew who you were until you started f*cking jessica simpson. You are clearly smart in some way because you manipulated your way in to some A list celebs lives and used them to your advantage.
I think this world would be a better place if you were eliminated…

By: E

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 02:58:14 +0000

Well it’s a good thing most of you haven’t even heard his music. Because you can so adequately judge that he’s an awful musician based on that. He’s probably one of the most talented guitarists of our time, regardless of his personal choices in life. Ignorance is bliss, though.

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Mon, 08 Sep 2008 15:40:52 +0000

[...] favorite picture from last week is this one, where the full extent of John Mayer’s doucheyness was caught on camera: Douchebag [...]

By: marmalade wombat

marmalade wombat — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 10:23:50 +0000

slimey. so slimey.

and that smug smirk. eww

By: Bex

Bex — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:25:54 +0000

He is obnoxious. She’s still probably not over Brad Pitt.

By: PatrickH

PatrickH — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:48:09 +0000

The only appropriate thing for a man to do when a relationship ends, even if it is he who ended it, is to commit gruesome public suicide. That will spare the woman’s feelings, no doubt.

Sorry, Sister. But Jennifer Aniston has “emotionally abuse me PLEASE” written all over her. She irritates me no end. I think she gets off on it, actually. She’s like the hysterical woman in Airplane with the lineup waiting to take turns “calming her down”…with lead pipes, chloroform, brass knuckles, etc.

I’d like to cheer her up…by having affairs with every member of the cast of Friends (even the guys!) except her. Tell the world, “I just didn’t want her, you know? She just doesn’t do anything for me. At all. Nada. Zip. You know…no action down there. Even if she doesn’t use any teeth. Just nothing. Nothing.”

Some women need to be talked about like that. JA is one of them.

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 07:33:04 +0000

TELL US, GODAMMIT!

By: Aja

Aja — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 06:48:33 +0000

He is deeply irrating. Just his existence. And I could tell you a story or two about groupies on the bus that would make your skin crawl.

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 04:45:33 +0000

EEOOW, is that from his blog or something?!?!?!?

By: Mark

Mark — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 04:16:05 +0000

Now if we had the power
To bring our neighbors home from war
They would have never missed a Christmas
No more ribbons on their door
And when you trust your television
What you get is what you got
Cause when they own the information, oh
They can bend it all they want

That’s why we’re waiting
Waiting on the world to change
We keep on waiting
Waiting on the world to change

SUCH GRAVITAS!