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	<title>Comments on: John Mayer, Thy Name is Douche</title>
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	<description>And I'm getting madder.</description>
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		<title>By: Tillythemint</title>
		<link>http://www.godammit.com/2008/08/20/john-mayer-thy-name-is-douche/comment-page-1/#comment-884371</link>
		<dc:creator>Tillythemint</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 18:26:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, I know nothing of who he is or what&#039;s been going on or even what he looks like.  All I know is that I came across a couple of tracks of his and was blown away by them.  His musicianship is excellent - as one person said, the likes of BB King would not countenance working with him if he was not good at what he does.  I enjoyed what I heard from a professional viewpoint - I&#039;m not interested in his personal life.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, I know nothing of who he is or what&#8217;s been going on or even what he looks like.  All I know is that I came across a couple of tracks of his and was blown away by them.  His musicianship is excellent &#8211; as one person said, the likes of BB King would not countenance working with him if he was not good at what he does.  I enjoyed what I heard from a professional viewpoint &#8211; I&#8217;m not interested in his personal life.</p>
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		<title>By: John, the Mayor</title>
		<link>http://www.godammit.com/2008/08/20/john-mayer-thy-name-is-douche/comment-page-1/#comment-290350</link>
		<dc:creator>John, the Mayor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Feb 2011 19:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You guys are nothing but a bunch of losers, starting by those who say they&#039;re glad about not even knowing who he is or not being able to remember the name of one of his songs.
And those who say he isn&#039;t talented and/or ugly, that&#039;s just jealousy. Get a life and try to be happy,like he is,and then you&#039;ll probably won&#039;t be saying that. You&#039;re just mad because he has it all while you just have your shitty work and your tedious daily routine.
The guy really can sing and he is at the age of 33 one of the best guitarrists alive and the best known on his generation, otherwise Eric Clapton and BB King wouldn&#039;t play with him. It&#039;s a shame that musically ignorant and simply ignorant people can come around forums and blind shot someone like that. 
And Rebecca...you really wish to do John Mayer. So hard.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You guys are nothing but a bunch of losers, starting by those who say they&#8217;re glad about not even knowing who he is or not being able to remember the name of one of his songs.<br />
And those who say he isn&#8217;t talented and/or ugly, that&#8217;s just jealousy. Get a life and try to be happy,like he is,and then you&#8217;ll probably won&#8217;t be saying that. You&#8217;re just mad because he has it all while you just have your shitty work and your tedious daily routine.<br />
The guy really can sing and he is at the age of 33 one of the best guitarrists alive and the best known on his generation, otherwise Eric Clapton and BB King wouldn&#8217;t play with him. It&#8217;s a shame that musically ignorant and simply ignorant people can come around forums and blind shot someone like that.<br />
And Rebecca&#8230;you really wish to do John Mayer. So hard.</p>
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		<title>By: Westboro Baptist Church Cult</title>
		<link>http://www.godammit.com/2008/08/20/john-mayer-thy-name-is-douche/comment-page-1/#comment-256724</link>
		<dc:creator>Westboro Baptist Church Cult</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jan 2011 16:15:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Fred Phelps is such a jackass! Him and his Westboro Baptist Church Cult! Lets Plan to protest Pastor Fred Phelps&#039;s Funeral now!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fred Phelps is such a jackass! Him and his Westboro Baptist Church Cult! Lets Plan to protest Pastor Fred Phelps&#8217;s Funeral now!</p>
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		<title>By: rebecca</title>
		<link>http://www.godammit.com/2008/08/20/john-mayer-thy-name-is-douche/comment-page-1/#comment-71858</link>
		<dc:creator>rebecca</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 21:18:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>An open letter to John mayer. 

Dear douchebag congratulations on producing these emotions with in me filled with pure hatred against you. No other celebrity no matter how annoying he or she is has ever sparked these emotions, emotions I did not even know I had. You seem to be so incredibly arrogant, selfish, and uncivilized your mother did a horrible job rasing you.That some people compare you to BB king and eric clapton is beyond me, clearly these people dont know good music. You are sooooo fake I dont buy this whole im a sensitive guitar playing renaissance man who is a romantic at heart. You are a douchebag, no one knew who you were until you started f*cking jessica simpson. You are clearly smart in some way because you manipulated your way in to some A list celebs lives and used them to your advantage.
I think this world would be a better place if you were eliminated...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An open letter to John mayer. </p>
<p>Dear douchebag congratulations on producing these emotions with in me filled with pure hatred against you. No other celebrity no matter how annoying he or she is has ever sparked these emotions, emotions I did not even know I had. You seem to be so incredibly arrogant, selfish, and uncivilized your mother did a horrible job rasing you.That some people compare you to BB king and eric clapton is beyond me, clearly these people dont know good music. You are sooooo fake I dont buy this whole im a sensitive guitar playing renaissance man who is a romantic at heart. You are a douchebag, no one knew who you were until you started f*cking jessica simpson. You are clearly smart in some way because you manipulated your way in to some A list celebs lives and used them to your advantage.<br />
I think this world would be a better place if you were eliminated&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: E</title>
		<link>http://www.godammit.com/2008/08/20/john-mayer-thy-name-is-douche/comment-page-1/#comment-59541</link>
		<dc:creator>E</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 02:58:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well it&#039;s a good thing most of you haven&#039;t even heard his music. Because you can so adequately judge that he&#039;s an awful musician based on that. He&#039;s probably one of the most talented guitarists of our time, regardless of his personal choices in life. Ignorance is bliss, though.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well it&#8217;s a good thing most of you haven&#8217;t even heard his music. Because you can so adequately judge that he&#8217;s an awful musician based on that. He&#8217;s probably one of the most talented guitarists of our time, regardless of his personal choices in life. Ignorance is bliss, though.</p>
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		<title>By: marmalade wombat</title>
		<link>http://www.godammit.com/2008/08/20/john-mayer-thy-name-is-douche/comment-page-1/#comment-26321</link>
		<dc:creator>marmalade wombat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 10:23:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>slimey. so slimey. 

and that smug smirk. eww</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>slimey. so slimey. </p>
<p>and that smug smirk. eww</p>
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		<title>By: Bex</title>
		<link>http://www.godammit.com/2008/08/20/john-mayer-thy-name-is-douche/comment-page-1/#comment-26261</link>
		<dc:creator>Bex</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:25:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He is obnoxious.  She&#039;s still probably not over Brad Pitt.</description>
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		<title>By: PatrickH</title>
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		<dc:creator>PatrickH</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:48:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The only appropriate thing for a man to do when a relationship ends, even if it is he who ended it, is to commit gruesome public suicide. That will spare the woman&#039;s feelings, no doubt.

Sorry, Sister. But Jennifer Aniston has &quot;emotionally abuse me PLEASE&quot; written all over her. She irritates me no end. I think she gets off on it, actually. She&#039;s like the hysterical woman in &lt;i&gt;Airplane&lt;/i&gt; with the lineup waiting to take turns &quot;calming her down&quot;...with lead pipes, chloroform, brass knuckles, etc.

I&#039;d like to cheer her up...by having affairs with every member of the cast of Friends (even the guys!) except her. Tell the world, &quot;I just didn&#039;t want her, you know? She just doesn&#039;t do anything for me. At all. Nada. Zip. You know...no action &lt;i&gt;down there&lt;/i&gt;. Even if she doesn&#039;t use any teeth. Just nothing. Nothing.&quot;

Some women need to be talked about like that. JA is one of them.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The only appropriate thing for a man to do when a relationship ends, even if it is he who ended it, is to commit gruesome public suicide. That will spare the woman&#8217;s feelings, no doubt.</p>
<p>Sorry, Sister. But Jennifer Aniston has &#8220;emotionally abuse me PLEASE&#8221; written all over her. She irritates me no end. I think she gets off on it, actually. She&#8217;s like the hysterical woman in <i>Airplane</i> with the lineup waiting to take turns &#8220;calming her down&#8221;&#8230;with lead pipes, chloroform, brass knuckles, etc.</p>
<p>I&#8217;d like to cheer her up&#8230;by having affairs with every member of the cast of Friends (even the guys!) except her. Tell the world, &#8220;I just didn&#8217;t want her, you know? She just doesn&#8217;t do anything for me. At all. Nada. Zip. You know&#8230;no action <i>down there</i>. Even if she doesn&#8217;t use any teeth. Just nothing. Nothing.&#8221;</p>
<p>Some women need to be talked about like that. JA is one of them.</p>
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		<title>By: Sister Wolf</title>
		<link>http://www.godammit.com/2008/08/20/john-mayer-thy-name-is-douche/comment-page-1/#comment-26234</link>
		<dc:creator>Sister Wolf</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 07:33:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>TELL US, GODAMMIT!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>TELL US, GODAMMIT!</p>
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		<title>By: Aja</title>
		<link>http://www.godammit.com/2008/08/20/john-mayer-thy-name-is-douche/comment-page-1/#comment-26231</link>
		<dc:creator>Aja</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 06:48:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He is deeply irrating.  Just his existence.  And I could tell you a story or two about groupies on the bus that would make your skin crawl.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He is deeply irrating.  Just his existence.  And I could tell you a story or two about groupies on the bus that would make your skin crawl.</p>
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