Am I A Prostitute?
No, but I look like one, posing on the commode wearing my breathtaking birthday necklace from Queen Marie!
This photo says to me, “WWII-Era Italian Prostitute” and yet in reality Sister Wolf is a very contemporary woman with a necklace that spells CUNT. How much do I love this necklace? I think that’s obvious.
I have to go to San Francisco to go turn 55. While I’m Away From My Desk, feel free to leave your birthday wishes and/or insults.
Long Live Our Queen Marie!
Tags: jewelry, prostitutes, Queen Marie
August 25th, 2008 at 12:15 am
Happy Birthday; You don’t look a day over 35!
much love, will miss you but have a great time
xxooxx
August 25th, 2008 at 12:29 am
Hahaha, I love how you revised it down! Thank you Hammie, you’re the best. xoxoxo
August 25th, 2008 at 12:56 am
happy birthday, sister!
August 25th, 2008 at 12:58 am
Have a splendiferous birthday to match that magnificent beast of a necklace!
August 25th, 2008 at 1:18 am
happy happy happy birthday sister wolf! =)
sigh WWII era italian prostitutes, they were so much classier back then. though, I think your look is more like liza minelli and the girls of Cabaret.
August 25th, 2008 at 2:34 am
Happy Birthday, what a brilliant necklace, very you! I think San Francisco will adore your birthday gift………!x
August 25th, 2008 at 4:22 am
Happy Birthday, girlie!
August 25th, 2008 at 4:33 am
I’ve got to disagree, had you been posing with a douche bag and ciggie dangling from your lip then I’d scream YES you look like a Italian Prostitute circa WWII. Instead you look you like a solid gold sex kitten (who happens to be resting her birthday pins with a quick pit stop to the commode)…meow.
Happy birthday foxy ladyxxxxx
August 25th, 2008 at 5:34 am
Happy birthday, pretty woman! Here’s to another 55 years of “cunting”..
And if you’re going to San Francisco, be sure to wear some cunt jewelry around your neck. Flowers in the hair are less important.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:40 am
That necklace is hawt.
Have a fun bday!
August 25th, 2008 at 6:48 am
Please, you’re all escort to me!
That necklace is pure perfection for you. I’d love to go out to dinner with you wearing that. You are so going to freak those people out!
August 25th, 2008 at 7:06 am
Happy Birthday fellow Virgo! That necklace is so fab, I can’t stand it! Have a blast in SF!!! And that picture of you is brilliant.
August 25th, 2008 at 7:07 am
Gorgeous girl, gorgeous necklace, and
I know when your birthday is!!!!!
August 25th, 2008 at 9:05 am
Happy Birthday!
You certainly sport your years well! Do you think being a cunt has anti-aging properties?
August 25th, 2008 at 9:31 am
I will personally pay off the national debt of your wonderful country for a minute with you. On the lay-away plan, so to speak.
My left ventricle just exploded.
August 25th, 2008 at 11:36 am
You look to me like a happy, beautiful birthday babe. Enjoy SF, and please bring me back some garlic fries from Burgermeister in the Haight, OK? Happy birthday!!
August 25th, 2008 at 11:36 am
Happy birthday! And I would be proud to be kerb-crawling for such a stylish lady. If I was a man. Or even if I wasn’t.
August 25th, 2008 at 11:39 am
Honestly you are such a card!
Watch out Donatella is eying you up as her muse.
August 25th, 2008 at 11:43 am
My 41 trumps your 40! I think big feet are a sign of intelligence.
August 25th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
many birthday wishes! what a necklace, and you have to wear it always with the bustier top to show it off.
August 25th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Because it’s your birthday, I decided not to have a panic attack about the jewelry photos.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Love,
Mark
August 25th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
A better necklace does not exist on this (or any other) planet. You’re beautiful and I wish you the happiest of birthdays! I can’t wait to hear about all of your birthday indulgences.
xxoo
Ann
August 25th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Look at you, pretty girl! And sexy, too.
Sending smoochies and ass-slaps for your special day.
August 25th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
AHHHH! Oh I adore it, and Queen Marie. Happy birthday, cunt!
August 26th, 2008 at 7:28 am
That necklace is superb….! Oh and you look wonderful all corseted up!
August 26th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Ooooo happy belated birthday!!!!
August 26th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
A necklace fit for a cunt. I joke. Happy Birthday, Sister Wolf!
August 27th, 2008 at 11:58 am
AMAZING necklace. evil and elegant all at once! the perfect combination. happy birthday [belatedly so, and i am sorry for it.]
August 28th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Happy Birthday! Gorgeous necklace. Gorgeous Woman. Wendy B must send you some birthday bobble. Her designs are perfect for you! A ring perhaps? xxxxxxxxxxxx’s,j
August 28th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
i love how you get belated birthday wishes before your birthday. let me be the first to accurately wish you a belated birthday…well technically it’s still your birthday in your part of the country, but i don’t care. as far as i’m concerned, the whole planet is north carolina.
fucking birthday fuckers forever!
August 29th, 2008 at 10:39 am
Happy Birthday Sister Wolf!
I am thrilled that you are
turning 55! Keep up the great
work here!
August 29th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Each and every comment here has given me such joy and comfort that I have decided to live on, to keep on being a cunt and to fight the horror of old-bagness tooth and nail.
Being a cunt is not just a calling but a sacred obligation.
I had those fries in the Haight, Sal, good advice on that! And Dewayne, shine on, you crazy fucking molten diamond.