Am I A Prostitute?

No, but I look like one, posing on the commode wearing my breathtaking birthday necklace from Queen Marie!

This photo says to me, “WWII-Era Italian Prostitute” and yet in reality Sister Wolf is a very contemporary woman with a necklace that spells CUNT. How much do I love this necklace? I think that’s obvious.

I have to go to San Francisco to go turn 55. While I’m Away From My Desk, feel free to leave your birthday wishes and/or insults.

Long Live Our Queen Marie!

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32 Responses to “Am I A Prostitute?”

  1. hammie Says:

    Happy Birthday; You don’t look a day over 35!
    much love, will miss you but have a great time
    xxooxx

  2. Sister Wolf Says:

    Hahaha, I love how you revised it down! Thank you Hammie, you’re the best. xoxoxo

  3. stella-mayfair Says:

    happy birthday, sister!

  4. Skye Says:

    Have a splendiferous birthday to match that magnificent beast of a necklace!

  5. marmalade wombat Says:

    happy happy happy birthday sister wolf! =)

    sigh WWII era italian prostitutes, they were so much classier back then. though, I think your look is more like liza minelli and the girls of Cabaret.

  6. Lady K Says:

    Happy Birthday, what a brilliant necklace, very you! I think San Francisco will adore your birthday gift………!x

  7. tobilynne Says:

    Happy Birthday, girlie!

  8. Imelda Matt Says:

    I’ve got to disagree, had you been posing with a douche bag and ciggie dangling from your lip then I’d scream YES you look like a Italian Prostitute circa WWII. Instead you look you like a solid gold sex kitten (who happens to be resting her birthday pins with a quick pit stop to the commode)…meow.

    Happy birthday foxy ladyxxxxx

  9. Juri Says:

    Happy birthday, pretty woman! Here’s to another 55 years of “cunting”..

    And if you’re going to San Francisco, be sure to wear some cunt jewelry around your neck. Flowers in the hair are less important.

  10. WendyB Says:

    That necklace is hawt.
    Have a fun bday!

  11. K-Line Says:

    Please, you’re all escort to me! :-) That necklace is pure perfection for you. I’d love to go out to dinner with you wearing that. You are so going to freak those people out!

  12. honeypants Says:

    Happy Birthday fellow Virgo! That necklace is so fab, I can’t stand it! Have a blast in SF!!! And that picture of you is brilliant.

  13. enc Says:

    Gorgeous girl, gorgeous necklace, and

    I know when your birthday is!!!!!

  14. gea Says:

    Happy Birthday!
    You certainly sport your years well! Do you think being a cunt has anti-aging properties?

  15. PatrickH Says:

    I will personally pay off the national debt of your wonderful country for a minute with you. On the lay-away plan, so to speak.

    My left ventricle just exploded.

  16. Sal Says:

    You look to me like a happy, beautiful birthday babe. Enjoy SF, and please bring me back some garlic fries from Burgermeister in the Haight, OK? Happy birthday!!

  17. Andrea Says:

    Happy birthday! And I would be proud to be kerb-crawling for such a stylish lady. If I was a man. Or even if I wasn’t.

  18. Make Do & Mend Says:

    Honestly you are such a card!
    Watch out Donatella is eying you up as her muse.

  19. gea Says:

    My 41 trumps your 40! I think big feet are a sign of intelligence.

  20. fashion herald Says:

    many birthday wishes! what a necklace, and you have to wear it always with the bustier top to show it off.

  21. Mark Says:

    Because it’s your birthday, I decided not to have a panic attack about the jewelry photos.

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

    Love,
    Mark

  22. Ann Says:

    A better necklace does not exist on this (or any other) planet. You’re beautiful and I wish you the happiest of birthdays! I can’t wait to hear about all of your birthday indulgences.

    xxoo
    Ann

  23. Susan Says:

    Look at you, pretty girl! And sexy, too.

    Sending smoochies and ass-slaps for your special day.

  24. angela Says:

    AHHHH! Oh I adore it, and Queen Marie. Happy birthday, cunt!

  25. susie_bubble Says:

    That necklace is superb….! Oh and you look wonderful all corseted up!

  26. Bex Says:

    Ooooo happy belated birthday!!!!

  27. Aja Says:

    A necklace fit for a cunt. I joke. Happy Birthday, Sister Wolf!

  28. Charponnaise Says:

    AMAZING necklace. evil and elegant all at once! the perfect combination. happy birthday [belatedly so, and i am sorry for it.]

  29. Jools Says:

    Happy Birthday! Gorgeous necklace. Gorgeous Woman. Wendy B must send you some birthday bobble. Her designs are perfect for you! A ring perhaps? xxxxxxxxxxxx’s,j

  30. dewayne Says:

    i love how you get belated birthday wishes before your birthday. let me be the first to accurately wish you a belated birthday…well technically it’s still your birthday in your part of the country, but i don’t care. as far as i’m concerned, the whole planet is north carolina.

    fucking birthday fuckers forever!

  31. Maureen Says:

    Happy Birthday Sister Wolf!
    I am thrilled that you are
    turning 55! Keep up the great
    work here!

  32. Sister Wolf Says:

    Each and every comment here has given me such joy and comfort that I have decided to live on, to keep on being a cunt and to fight the horror of old-bagness tooth and nail.

    Being a cunt is not just a calling but a sacred obligation.

    I had those fries in the Haight, Sal, good advice on that! And Dewayne, shine on, you crazy fucking molten diamond.

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