Meet Starving Implant Girl

Remember Starving Girl and Implant Girl from Shopbop?   Well, I’m happy to introduce Starving Implant Girl from Revolve Clothing. I’m on their mailing list, which means I am bound by duty to spend long hours every week, clicking on the new arrivals. It can be exhausting, let me tell you.   So it’s good when they throw me a crumb, like this poor model. She has so little body fat, you can see tendons in her hips.   But the boobs are so natural! (Just kidding!)

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10 Responses to “Meet Starving Implant Girl”

  1. Suebob Says:

    That sunken clavicle look is so hottttt

  2. WendyB Says:

    Isn’t that reality star, Heidi Whatever, a good example of that look?

  3. enc Says:

    Yup, she’s starving alright. This is pretty extreme.

  4. tobilynne Says:

    Yikes.

  5. Make Do & Mend Says:

    Seriously I’m against KFC but she needs one of their buckets to get her back on track.

  6. PatrickH Says:

    God I hate that look. Those hemispheres jutting out like wind-eroded Buckminster Fuller geodesic domes from this narrow rib-ridged tube called her torso.

    And look at the gap between her thighs at crotch level! God, I don’t want to be seeing the wallpaper behind her when I’m gazing in spellbound awe at the outward mounded manifestation of her Mystery! The thighs should be at least kissing one another up that high.

    Yuck. I just ate! Why are you doing this to me? I’m going to have to eat again. Yuck.

  7. Sister Wolf Says:

    It’s not an appealing look, is it? My own thighs have been kissing each other at the topmost point, and I was wondering if this was a new occasion to feel bad, but now thanks to Patrick, I can relax.

    Here in Los Angeles, the huge boobs atop an emaciated frame is the ideal, along with a large handbag and a teeny-tiny dog.

  8. fashionherald Says:

    this just proves, once again, that eating is really, really good.

  9. marmalade wombat Says:

    so creepy…
    the sexy face on the prisoner of war camp body.
    it’s like those disturbing exploitatory black and white pictures you get in in the middle section of history books where the prisoner has been forced to perform terrible and degrading acts of sexual perversion in order to obtain a crust of bread and a cigarette.

  10. Sal Says:

    Can we mail her some sandwiches, care of Revolve Clothing?

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