Some Thoughts Before Sleep.
This is a painting Honeypants found. I love their expressions. Here’s another picture: Mrs. P meets the President of Columbia. She took the hive to new heights in his honor.
As you can see, she has just offered him a sexual favor, and he’s looking around to see if anyone’s watching.
I’m really too tired tonight to deal with politics. Let’s just look at other stuff. Here’s some nice jewelry.
The necklace is around $200 and the earrings are $3,600 at Vivre. It’s nice to think about jewelry before you go to sleep. If that doesn’t work, I try male models, like Poncho here, who is 6′5″. ‘Night, Poncho!
Tags: cute models, jewelry, Mrs. Palin
September 24th, 2008 at 4:39 am
How can someone so hot and tall have a stupid name like Poncho? We used to have a parrot named Poncho when I was little!
You totally need that Hate necklace! Shit, I need that Hate necklace!
As for Palin meeting her first Head of State, before I even read your comment, I was looking up her skirt at the little slice of thigh and thought, “How utterly inappropriate!” She needs to take that hemline down.
September 24th, 2008 at 4:46 am
Poncho looks like Nick Cave. Therefore, I approve of Poncho.
September 24th, 2008 at 5:23 am
I love me some cadaverously thin tall men! Adrien Brody is my favorite actor - just sayin’.
September 24th, 2008 at 6:13 am
Another good distraction from Grandpa (the liar) and the Church Lady (the lying cunt):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ2w_skhGOs
And Poncho is gross. I like Sean Lamont.
September 24th, 2008 at 6:39 am
What the fuh kind of name is Poncho?
Does he actually expect people to call him that… no wait…
There’s Sarah Palin; actually Poncho is a good name.
xx
September 24th, 2008 at 7:31 am
PONCHO?
Oh, why didn’t someone tell him to come up with a stage name!
September 24th, 2008 at 7:34 am
Poncho?? Was he named by the nasty Palin lady?.
September 24th, 2008 at 7:37 am
p.s. Sister Wolf, having rudely not replied to your previos enquiry, I’m unsure what my role in PAP could be. I am a surly Scot who hates most things other people find sweet (i.e. Keira, Gwynnie, etc), of no fixed political background but hating the whole Palin lady and her lies. Not sure what this would qualify me for, but any role open that involves scowling and cursing would be fine.
September 24th, 2008 at 8:01 am
Hm poncho is a bad move - he looks a bit rubbish too. I classify him as LMS (love my self) therefore step away from the vacant property. On a note of hate I did PAP smear work in one of London’s department stores, Selfirdges where I spread the word and took evidence of my converting the city of London - I’ll post the pic tomorrow.
September 24th, 2008 at 8:25 am
tall, skinny, goofy name, it’s my fantasy boy!
Did you see Sarah coming on to Hamid Karzai?? Ewww, bitch was hitting on my foreign leader crush! That’s it, she’s going down.
September 24th, 2008 at 11:01 am
in case you haven’t seen this - a treat for you and all the Gwinnie haters amongst us http://www.celebitchy.com/14336/gwyneth_paltrows_lifestyle_website_only_filled_with_her_wisdom/
September 24th, 2008 at 11:07 am
Oh that painting. PRICELESS.
September 24th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
I love the painting too - although I can just hear the misguided morons in my head going “Oh, that’s so cute. Look at them playing, that’s just adorable!”
As for Poncho - not my type.
September 24th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Sonja - why did you have to do that? I actually projectile vomitted over my keyboard whilst reading that moronic drivel on Gwynnie’s website and now I am sitting with a toothpick extracting bits of carrot from between the B and N keys. I hate her even more now…………BE……….DO………SEE………silly bitch. Oh god, I really must go iron my clothes for my normal job tomorrow, pity I can’t just stay at home and BE like Gwyneth.
September 24th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Ladies! Stop the hating on poor Poncho. Let’s call him Jake, how’s that? Jake comes over when you call him and he leaves when you’re done with him. He smells nice and clean and he always insists, “Ladies come first!” There, is that better?
fashionherald -YES, she was practically giving him a lap dance.
Lady K -annemarie will assign your position. ANNEMARIE!
Makedo -I’m glad to hear you’re making progress!
Sonja - Maybe you can head Project Gwyneth when we’re done with PAP Smear?
September 24th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
The two projects could overlap - maybe someone could beseech Madonna to rearrange Palen’s molecules like she did for Gwinnie.
September 24th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
Lady K is from the land of Sean Lamont…
September 25th, 2008 at 12:13 am
Mark I didn’t even realise you meant THAT Sean Lamont, ha ha! I am indeed, he of the ginormous thighs…………..
September 26th, 2008 at 4:56 am
Oh my…thank you so much for sending Poncho. He will definitely be with me this evening. He is Delightful……….
September 26th, 2008 at 6:55 am
I have to admit, Poncho appeared to me night before last. He’s hot.
September 26th, 2008 at 8:48 am
Sorry, sorry, I’ve been away and, yes, I know you’ve missed me! However, pay *no* attention to the obviously green with envy ‘Honeypants’:
“I was looking up her skirt at the little slice of thigh and thought, “How utterly inappropriate!” She needs to take that hemline down.”
Nothing wrong with that hemline from where I’m looking, Madam! What an elegant, smart lady she is although I’m a little disappointed not to have received any replies to the numerous letters I have sent concerning my generous offer for her to bear by babies, an offer, I need hardly emphasise, that I never made to ‘Hillbilly’!
September 26th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
echinada girl & Honeypants - He is glad to be of service.
David -Unfortunately, Mrs. P has hung up her spurs, baby-wise. All future Palin babies will be hatched by Bristol (trigger’s mom), Willow, Piper, Peter and Pickled Peppers.
September 27th, 2008 at 2:12 am
What was Poncho’s modelling agency thinking….
That first illustration is hilarious…