Behold the Boyfriend Jeans!
It’s Britney, bitch! Nah, just kidding.
God, I fucking rule.
Here I look fat, but so what, I have antlers.
So here’s the ensemble, as recommended by my trusted cyber-advisors. The white tank top, bangles, fitted jacket, and the fierce shoes. I wore rocked this out to dinner tonight, with all three tags hanging out of the jeans! I wanted to make it clear that the jeans were A PRIZE I WON, and not something I would actually buy. It was a special birthday dinner for my boy, who is 33 today, the same age as Christ when he died for your sins.
Admit I rule. Let’s see Madonna look as good when she’s 55. Until then, she can kiss my fat ass!
Tags: Christ, jeans, my fat ass
March 27th, 2009 at 12:22 am
Happy Birthday Bigger Boy! and Happy 33 years of having him sis!
You do rock those jeans – in fact you look way fierce!
xx
March 27th, 2009 at 4:44 am
The jeans are hot — And I think you look great with the tank top and no jacket.
March 27th, 2009 at 4:52 am
Well played, Sister Wolf. You look awesome!
March 27th, 2009 at 5:05 am
You’re a hawt bitch!
March 27th, 2009 at 5:36 am
The shoes, the shoes! Shut up! They’re the best, the perfect choice for the outfit! You look terrific! You know who else can kiss your ass is that Katie Holmes, who wishes she could rock the boyfriend jeans half as ferociously as you.
Oh, and happy birthday Max!
March 27th, 2009 at 6:03 am
Now where did I place the number for the chiropractor?
March 27th, 2009 at 7:54 am
oh my god, the tags hanging out at dinner, i almost fell off my chair. i couldn’t have asked for a better contest winner.
March 27th, 2009 at 8:32 am
Wow, I never thought someone could actually look good in those things (bf jeans). Apparently, I was wrong. Way to go, Britney Wolf!
And Happy 33th for both you and your son. Now you can start boasting about having a son who is older than both Madonna’s Jesus and the Original.
March 27th, 2009 at 9:07 am
Honestly, you could not look fat under any circumstances. You do, however, look terrific in a trend that I cannot pull off to save my life. Excellent work! Jesus, I hope I look this sassy, sexy, youthful, plugged in when I’m 55 – or 40.
March 27th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Madonna needs to do more than kiss your ass – she needs to get with the Wolf programme but for gawds sake don’t let her near your boy!
March 27th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Happy Birthday to your son. People must mistake you for his sister like they do with my mom.
Madonna wishes she looked that good!
March 27th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
alright, i admit it. you rule.
and i like your horns. a lot!
March 27th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
“how infinite in faculties, in form and moving how express and
admirable, in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like
a god(dess)! the beauty of the world,”
Happy B-day to Max! Love Charlie’s Music . . . .
xxooxx
Deni
March 27th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
You look great!! And the shoes are awesome!
Are those holes or bleach spots?
March 28th, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Yes you are rocking it. Fat ass? ….not Madonna ain’t got nothin on you!
March 28th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
Sister Wolf?
I’m discerning enough (in my hillbilly ways) that only your second hoto, oh shit, I left out the “p” – photo gave any real hint of a truly fat ass. And in the others your knees hide it.
I realize you’ve an ass, but just from the three examples I’ve seen – not your genuine “fat ass” sometimes sentense structure gives me problems BUT how can we judge?
I can however tell you know the difference between LA and Corn-Fed.
March 29th, 2009 at 6:41 pm
Hammie – Thank you!
TobiLynne – Ha! Thanks!
Sal – Thank you!
WendyB – Back at ya!
Ann – Thank you!
Juri – Hahaha! You are the only one who may call me Britney.
Film Upstart – Haha, good advice!
Iheartfashion – Thank you!
K-Line – Thank you!
drollgirl – I love yours, too.
Deni -Wow, thank you!
Bex – They are holes. The boyfriend is ‘distressed’, as most boyfriends tend to be.
Mitch – Yay, me!
JK -Hahahahhaha! “a truly fat ass?” Hahaha! Thanks…I think.
March 31st, 2009 at 11:03 pm
To all of you who have not yet had the sublime pleasure of seeing Sister Wolf in person, I can absolutely assure you all that she is so much more beautiful in person than any photograph could ever convey. She is petite, yet proportional, and is so wonderfully young-at-heart, although her voice has a charming world-weariness and healthy skepticism that enhances her character immeasurably. She and her charming family, which I’ve had the privilege and pleasure of meeting twice now, are all, truly, some of the last of the ‘genuine’ ones.
So… when I see captions like “Here I look fat…” (above), don’t believe her little ruse for a single moment. She has the physique of a 20 year old, so you’ll all just have to suck it up.
Your humble servant ever,
Sardonique Schadenfreude Rictus 8^}D-