Ride a Cock Horse!*

Alright, who’s gonna buy me this new penis necklace by Vivienne Westwood?

It’s a silver satyr riding a tiger’s eye penis…and a nice one at that!  Mothers’ Day, anyone?

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14 Responses to “Ride a Cock Horse!*”

  1. Dexter VanDango Says:

    sigh.. it appears women are more enthralled with fake penises than real ones..

  2. Bex Says:

    It’s disturbing that it’s a satyr that’s riding it…

  3. Sardonique Schadenfreude Rictus Says:

    Dearest Sister Wolf,

    It’s a Love Muscle/Missile with a Satyr War’head’!
    Ithyphallic projectile talismans are the latest Neo-Proto-Retro rage! (as they’ve been in EVERY significant civilization known to man throughout history).

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ithyphallic

    Your humble servant ever,

    REA3/SSR 8^}D-

  4. drollgirl Says:

    ahahhaha. i would wear it. ahahhahaha.

  5. Mark Says:

    I came here to read about Levi on Tyra Banks and I’m presented with jewelry????

  6. Mark Says:

    Goddammit, *I’M* mad!

  7. skye Says:

    I detect the hand of Viv’s husband in this one. Cute though.

  8. Jill Says:

    Just found your blog…I think I’m gonna like it!

  9. Jill Says:

    I linked to you today…

  10. Film Upstart Says:

    Viv is a trouper! I’ve tagged you – do ignore if necessary!

  11. crocodilian Says:

    Good for mothers – better for grandmothers! Hey, do you think the queen would like one?

  12. Aja Says:

    I would wear it everyday, much to my mother’s disgust. (Maybe only to my mother’s disgust. . . some parts of teenage rebellion never left my little heart).

  13. Sister Wolf Says:

    Dexter – Not if the real ones are made of Tiger’s Eye!

    Bex -But still cute, right??

    Sardonique -Quite so, my beloved.

    drollgirl – Change my order to TWO, please!

    Mark – Good things come to those who wait.

    Skye – Hahahaha! You may be right.

    Jill – I love yours. xo

    Film Upstart – I’ll see if I can do it. You know how I get, though.

    crocodilian – She loves cock, doesn’t she??

    Aja – Same here. It’s our nature. Let’s not even fight it.

  14. Dexter VanDango Says:

    Sister, are you saying my girlfriend will appreciate it if I paint it as such?

    (I would have thought she would say, “Can’t you paint it bigger? ..Life size would be nice.”)