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I’ve Saved You $11,350!

You don’t need to spend $11,400 on that stupid Balmain military jacket!  Why not look stupid for only $39.99 in this fancy gold-trimmed Michael Jackson Costume?!

You’re welcome!

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16 Responses to “I’ve Saved You $11,350!”

  1. WendyB Says:
    April 20th, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    Brilliant!

  2. K-Line Says:
    April 20th, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    You see, this is why I come to this site, for the helpful tips that save me thousands of dollars on a weekly basis…

  3. Jill Says:
    April 20th, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    laughing!

  4. Deni Says:
    April 20th, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    Couldn’t I just have the Emperor’s New Clothes instead?

  5. HelOnWheels Says:
    April 20th, 2009 at 9:01 pm

    SW, thank you so much, as always. I got my military jacket for free back in the 80s. All I had to do was shag Adam Ant and take his.

  6. crocodilian Says:
    April 20th, 2009 at 9:26 pm

    Arghhhhh, that damn jacket is stabbing me in the eyeballs everywhere I look (or else it’s the denim version, which is – if possible – worse).

    I hear it’s so expensive because the shoulder pads are stuffed with diamonds and cocaine… but who knows?

  7. reddoorread Says:
    April 20th, 2009 at 10:40 pm

    i love this post. it made me laugh today and i have been waiting 5 hours for a guy to deliver my fridge.

  8. Bex Says:
    April 20th, 2009 at 11:29 pm

    Hahhaha…awesome.

    PS: thanks for the offer..they’re Vision Street Wear skate shoes and they’re called Four Letters. I can’t find any in size 8. And they’re cheap as!

  9. stella-mayfair Says:
    April 21st, 2009 at 12:08 am

    Hel, forget about the jacket, I am jealous that you got to shag Adam Ant back when he was hot and I didn’t.

  10. Trashforce Reaper Says:
    April 21st, 2009 at 6:39 am

    Apparently Michael Jackson is now wearing Balmain, so the whole thing’s gone full circle. He’s kind of allowed to though – we all saw him buying those million dollar vases on tv.

  11. fashion herald Says:
    April 21st, 2009 at 8:57 am

    Thank you, Sister Wolf. And lord, that Balmain jacket is silly.

  12. HelOnWheels Says:
    April 21st, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    Yeah, me shagging Adam Ant, not so much. Even if it was a dream for years. Back then it would have been completely illegal and gross; not much grass on the field, so to speak. What I meant to say is that this is yet another incarnation of the 80’s style revival. I do have an Ant-esque jacket from that era (horde much) thanks to a crazy theater costumer “aunt”. I thought I totally rocked that look, mistakenly, just like the people that wear the Balmain.

  13. Sister Wolf Says:
    April 21st, 2009 at 4:53 pm

    WendyB – It is, isn’t it!

    K-Line -Glad to help a sister out.

    Jill – Hahahaha!

    Deni – Sure, same thing, really.

    HelOnWHeels – I don’t suppose you have a tape of that, do you?

    crocodilian – Just make it go away!

    reddoorread – Bastard. I hope he finally came!

    Bex- k, I like a good assignment.

    stella-mayfair – Who were you so busy shagging then??

    Trashforce Reaper – I remember those hideous vases!!

    fashion herald – And don’t forget Tragic.

  14. hammie Says:
    April 22nd, 2009 at 9:35 am

    How did they get Lenny Kravitz to pose for the photo?
    xx

  15. Mark Says:
    April 26th, 2009 at 3:47 pm

    Thank you so much!

  16. Matt Says:
    April 28th, 2009 at 4:05 pm

    I OWN that jacket!!
    I was walking down the street last week and as some guy was turning the corner he screamed out of his truck “HEY MICHAEL!”
    This post makes that experience worth so much more than 38 measly dollars.

    I guess I saved $11,312.
    The memories are priceless really.

    Here is the post where I’m wearing it.
    http://theyungandtherestless.blogspot.com/2009/04/salute-yer-shorts.html

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