Having fallen off a horse, Madge takes her face and a female underling out to dinner.
Kate Winslet must be waking up in a cold sweat every morning, wondering if her head is still intact. What the hell! Is Madonna storing nuts for the winter, or is this a pint of Sculptra in those cheeks? She is embarrassing me personally, in her role as poster girl for the Frisky Menopausal Woman.
If she fell off a horse every day for eternity, it wouldn’t begin to atone for her crimes against humanity. But she should still do it.
On a brighter note, check out this poster for the Bruno movie:
Hahahaha! I can’t wait.