Gratuitous Madonna Bashing

Having fallen off a horse, Madge takes her face and a female underling out to dinner.

Kate Winslet must be waking up in a cold sweat every morning, wondering if her head is still intact. What the hell!   Is Madonna storing nuts for the winter, or is this a pint of Sculptra in those cheeks? She is embarrassing me personally, in her role as poster girl for the Frisky Menopausal Woman.

If she fell off a horse every day for eternity, it wouldn’t begin to atone for her crimes against humanity. But she should still do it.

On a brighter note, check out this poster for the Bruno movie:

Hahahaha!   I can’t wait.

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7 Responses to “Gratuitous Madonna Bashing”

  1. skye Says:

    She is really trying to steal Kate Winslet’s face – I hope this means that Madge is heading for many years of demented and increasingly hilarious shenanigans of the sort that only mega-wealthy fading superstars can get up to. So long as no further children are drawn into the nuttiness vortex, I’ll just be happy to enjoy the tabloid reports (and SW commentary of course).

    That Bruno poster is gold.

  2. Jill Says:

    I actually read the book, “Life with My Sister Madonna” by Christopher Ciccone. She’s a piece of work!

  3. hammie Says:

    oh I am going straight to ebay for that book now.

    madonna bashing is never gratuitous.

    Having said that, I still like seeing her boss her Manager around in “Truth or Dare”

    I will be going back to analyse all the Christopher Ciccone bits as soon as I read the book.

    xx

  4. hammie Says:

    So far so good, 99 pence and there is only 28 mins to go!

    xx

  5. Jools Says:

    Woopsie. Looks like she pulled a Daryl Hannah on us.

  6. Film Upstart Says:

    Sister Wolf how can I not get my daily fix seriously my frigging MA is getting in the way of reading your posts!. I’m just picking myself off the floor for the squirrel nutkin remark.
    Geez Madonna needs to sit on a washing machine and see if her cheeks still are in place after a bit of rinse and spin action!

  7. susie_bubble Says:

    There is something very shiny/glassy going on there…. and they’re not tears over her Malawian adoption fallthrough…

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