Chloe Sevigny Advisory!
QUICK! DROP EVERTHING!
Opening Ceremony will let you pre-order your Chloe Sevigny buckle boots if you act now! There will be no returns or exchanges, but so what, you will do as you’re told and buy these damn shoes if you know what’s good for you.
$625, but too bad, you know you need them or you’ll be hopelessly fucked and un-Chloed and a total fucking loser. Seven buckles! They laugh in the face of your Surface 2 Air shoes.
Don’t ever say you weren’t warned.

May 16th, 2009 at 6:48 am
No returns or exchanges?
No thanks.
May 16th, 2009 at 10:31 am
I am not a fan of Chloe Sevigny or her style. I don’t get it one bit.
I agree with Iheartfashion> NO THANKS!
May 16th, 2009 at 10:48 am
dude….625? that’s rent. fuck that noise.
May 16th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
WOW! That’s pretty cheeky. I thought she would have be way too cool to completely rip-off somebody else’s design. I wonder will she be chided for this? If I was cool enough to have any say about it, I would definitely take her name off a few guest lists. It’s bloody theft is what it is!
May 17th, 2009 at 6:04 am
What a fucking cunt ™!
May 17th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
Chloe “I-wear-crazy-ass-shoes-to-keep-people-from-noticing-my-face” Sevigny… she strikes again!
May 18th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
What a fucking cunt ™!
May 21st, 2009 at 6:57 pm
god she has great legs.
May 21st, 2009 at 10:26 pm
I second Darby and Fashion Herald. I’m sure my legs would look straight up stubby in those things.
June 3rd, 2009 at 8:19 am
Great shoes…..do they come with brown bunny knee pads too?