Do you want to consider whether your use of the Internet is an addiction? Me neither! Then don’t go here to find out.
Do you think it would be tragic to use a website called Closet Viewer to catalog your clothes and then “track the dates and frequency of items worn?” Then don’t go here.
Are you able to resist the chance to be followed around by a creepy eyeball on a website full of Crypto-hipster weirdobilia? Good, then you won’t be going here.
And finally, here is a great (seriously) online shopping site where I managed to find something heartbreakingly* awful:
Can you believe these are real jeans?! The joke is on someone, somewhere, I guess.
* ‘heartbreakingly’ is my favorite word, from now until further notice.