Manolo Has Jumped the Shark*
What can one say about this atrocity, which features genuine ocelot fur? Although, now that I look some more, I can see J Lo wearing these, can’t you?
*This is the last time I will use Jumped the Shark. From now on, it’s “Jumped the Topshop Jacket.”
Tags: fur, hideous boots, J Lo
June 11th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
Ah his target market for these numbers is the ‘russian lady’.
June 12th, 2009 at 4:05 am
Even the Russian Lady would think twice before putting these on (cos’ they are ladies, you know).
Amsterdam Red Light District Graveyard Shift worker would wear them for sure…
June 12th, 2009 at 4:09 am
I’m gonna wear that jacket AND touch my face. So there!
June 12th, 2009 at 4:43 am
They’ll only work if you can touch your face with them.
June 12th, 2009 at 5:19 am
I’m all for leather and fur, but I draw the line at wearing ocelot!
June 12th, 2009 at 5:42 am
I wonder when PETA will attack these shoes with red paint.
June 12th, 2009 at 5:52 am
I dislike these an ocelot!
June 12th, 2009 at 7:25 am
The boots are just as hideous as that Palin thing. Danielle, I say we spray red paint on the Palin thing instead.
June 12th, 2009 at 10:18 am
P.S. Honeypants your funny an ocelot. SW, I have not heard the term “jumped the shark” until your blog (does it mean I don’t get out of the house enough?), and I think I actually saw the episode it came from a million years ago.
June 12th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Why’s the ocelot part at the top all shredded-like & asymmetrical? Perhaps it’s meant to look like you’ve come fresh from the hunt & needed to drape the trophy ocelot fur across your shin for warmth? It’s gross. And I don’t like it one bit.
June 12th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
this reminds me of a sealab 2021 episode…i can’t remember the specific name of the episode, but all i keep hearing in my head is murphy saying “it’s an ocelot!” i think it was on the first season. everyone should watch every season of sealab, anyway. there are only 4. it’s one of the funniest cartoons ever made.
it is much better than these boots, at the very least.
June 12th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
How’d they get the poor pup’s paws extricated and draped to purrfectly over the boot? Sick, wrong, palinesque. Probably shot the poor thing from a plane. Send them to Angie and Madge and let’s see a cat fight!
June 12th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
Singing:
Ocelot!
Ocelot!
I know it sounds a bit bizarre,
But in
Ocelot!
Ocelot,
That’s how conditions are…
June 12th, 2009 at 11:55 pm
Make Do- DO you mean MY Russian lady, or just the russian lady?
dust – Oooh, that must be one scary red light district!
WendyB – Well, you’ll be in good company.
Suzanne aka- Hahahahaha!
Ihearfashion -That’s how I feel, but why?
Danielle – I’d give them my permission, in this case.
honeypants -Let’s all hate them an ocelot!
Deni – Mrs. Palin has painted her toenails red, in a preemptive move. And I’m sorry for destroying your innocence re the shark.
Angie – Yes, there is a Flintstone aspect too, now that I think of it.
Dewayne – It sounds MUCH better.
OMGGMAB -I like your thinking!!!
Bevitron – A+.
June 13th, 2009 at 10:19 am
I draw the line at pussy!
June 13th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Ugh, those boots! They’re very Dynasty/Knots Landing, and maybe a little Dallas. And not in a good way.
June 13th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
oh yeah! Eastern European with the fantastically obvious dyed hair and the fuck you expression when they are smoking in an ICU ward while talking on a mobile phone
“Ocelot? fuck greenpeace it’s fucking cold and fuck you”
(you can tell I am in love with these women and afraid of them in equal measure)
xx
June 14th, 2009 at 12:18 am
Jill – Let’s not be anti-pussy, Jill.
fashion herald – You’re so right, there is no good here.
hammie – Jesus, now I’m scared too. I love to do their accent though! I also do a GREAT bossy Persian lady (tons of them in L.A.)