Comments on: The Other Douches

By: Luetta Makins

Luetta Makins — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 08:51:12 +0000

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By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:50:35 +0000

Mark – YES, of course. That’s what I meant. I can see the lawsuits flooding in.

By: Mark

Mark — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 16:17:12 +0000

Isn’t that “No back to front”?

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 04:54:09 +0000

Braindance – NO FRONT TO BACK! That is rule 1 in sex ed. As for your kids, I’m sure you’ve given them the perfect balance of awe and reassurance.

Jill – Deal.

By: Jill

Jill — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:16:45 +0000

Show a pic of the other one and I’ll show you mine! Hee Hee

I actually do have this asian box thingy that I put my makeup in.

By: Braindance

Braindance — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 12:53:15 +0000

The scary syringe looking thing is called a A VAGINAL BULB SYRINGE…Yep, that’s what I said.

To avoid transferring intestinal bacteria into the vagina, the same bag must not be used for a vaginal douche and an enema.

No shit Sherlock, anybody who thought to douche and enema with the same VAGINAL BULB SYRINGE is insane.

OK, I am going to step away from the Wikipedia Douche bag page, I feel a teeny tiny bit sick.

Sister Wolf, you have me thinking, quick check the national grid for power surges, What do I have in my life to freak my kids with…?

Mind you, they are so used to me, that even when were in a big shop and I grab a coal bucket from the aisle and say ‘Quick Tom! I’m going to poo myself!’ And then sit on it making ploppy noises, she just rolls her eyes and says ‘get up mummy’ in a slow drawl. Must.Try.harder.

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 10:12:39 +0000

Mark – I hate Sarah Silverman.

Bex – it is a shrine to my avarice and atheism. But it’s nice, right?

Hammie – Personally, I like to stand and press up to the washing machine.

By: Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 10:09:02 +0000

tor – Well, fish and chips are great. But there’s a time and a place…

Laurin – I know. Me too. Blame Jill & Braindance for making me remember.

Anna – It’s just some stuff to make women feel insecure about their Female Area. We don’t need it anymore. Look away from that picture!

Iheartfashion – I guess so. Hahahaha! It looks ridiculous, doesn’t it?

Omggmab- Are you just trying to make me feel better?

Jill – YES, I have a better on on another dresser!

Deni, I mean Enid – Hahahahaha!

Queen Michelle -Do people use douche bags on American TV?! Or you mean, the ads? The stick is scaring all of us. I think it’s a squirter thing.

Make Do – It is intimate. I am “opening up” to you. That’s how trusting I am.

Aja – Let’s not tell her. But thanks for reminding me about the belt. God.

La Belette Rouge – Not really, just enema bags that were supposed to double as douches. I can’t say enema bag without laughing.

By: La Belette Rouge

La Belette Rouge — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 01:24:46 +0000

I find the douche bag to be much more frightening than even a shrine involving a saints finger or nail clippings or any other holy relics involving dismemberment.
p.s. Any pictures of the Non-compact douche bag?

By: Aja

Aja — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:04:54 +0000

I’m laughing at Queen Michelle because it sort of works like a turkey baster (the type women use to get knocked up while the hubby might be reluctant towards parenthood). My mother keeps everything (even things she’ll never use). I too got the heebie jeebies every time I saw that creepy unused douche bag under our bathroom sink. She finally threw it out one day. She even kept an old fashion belt for sanitary napkins. Her room is like a museum . Boy she’d kill me for blabbing this on the internet. Isn’t it funny how someone once made a living off of making useless products like douching material and then suddenly, poof . . . it’s gone. No more ads on the television, no more Summerbreeze section in the grocery store. And thank god for that!