WendyB: Not Just a Pretty Face
Wendy Brandes hosted a dinner in L.A. for her blogger friends, and she wore this ring, one of her more spectacular designs. She even let me try it on!
It was a lovely dinner and everyone had a great time.
Here’s the thing that surprised me most: She is not just pretty, but stunning. I nearly fell out of my chair when she arrived. She appears to be made of porcelain, or white marble. She is small but perfectly shaped. She looks brand new, like she just came out of the box. She is a sex kitten, frankly, despite her big brain.
I nearly molested her, but since we both agreed that we don’t believe in ‘bisexuals,’ I restrained myself.
If you have money and taste, buy youself a piece of Wendy Brandes jewelery. And try to see her in person, if you have the chance.
August 23rd, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Oh, Sister Wolf, if you keep complimenting me so much I’m going to be so vain that I’ll probably think this song is about me. You must desist! Also, “since we both agreed that we don’t believe in ‘bisexuals,’ I restrained myself.” made me laugh Diet Coke out my nose and put me on the LGBT permanent shitlist simultaneously. Not many things accomplish that.
Whatcha doing tomorrow (Monday)?
August 24th, 2009 at 12:03 am
It is true Wendy B is made of porcelain, the most perfectly kept skin, I only know one other person with the same.
August 24th, 2009 at 4:21 am
I need to be a blogger……
August 24th, 2009 at 6:42 am
I don’t believe in bisexuals either!
August 24th, 2009 at 8:04 am
I’ve found myself drooling over her jewelry more than once, but alas, I only have the taste and not the money
August 24th, 2009 at 8:34 am
i got to try that ring on too! it’s so incredible…. i just don’t know of any other ring that’s so unique and intricate
August 24th, 2009 at 8:57 am
I’m incredibly jealous that I missed out on meeting the two of you! Dammit, life isn’t fair!
Bisexuals don’t do it for me either…to me, sex involves a dick…I’m not an oyster lover.
August 24th, 2009 at 8:59 am
That was crass wasn’t it?! Sorry, I’m sick and on drugs. Not fun drugs either. But…listen to this, Sister! The Happy Hooker and I’ve been emailing back and forth all frigging weekend! How fucking cool is that?!
August 24th, 2009 at 10:24 am
That’s my dream ring. Once somebody anyhow close to me gets rich that ring is mine. And that’s a perfect description of WendyB! More stunning in person, for real.
August 24th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Am not surprised to read any of this!
August 24th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Jill, I hope you are talking about Xaviera. Isn’t she fantastic?
August 24th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Love this post!
August 24th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
You and WendyB are the two I want to meet the most…you guys are like, celebs!
August 24th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
I feel left out.
August 25th, 2009 at 6:03 am
Yes, Andra, I am! And yes she is
August 25th, 2009 at 7:54 am
I <3 WendyBs blog and jewelry. I’ve started a separate “fund” so I could, one day in the very distant future, buy this skull ring.
August 26th, 2009 at 7:22 pm
Shit. That ring makes my jaw fall every time I see it….trying it on is a whole other level of ecstasy.
I’m so glad I got to meet you. =D
March 7th, 2010 at 2:19 pm
i dont believe in heterosexuals