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It’s good to wear a dress that makes you look like you have a tail because ——————.
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It’s good to wear a dress that makes you look like you have a tail because ——————.
Tags: horrible dresses, Shopbop
August 25th, 2009 at 3:13 am
I always wanted to look like a kangaroo.
August 25th, 2009 at 3:39 am
you need it for whipping any dodgy bastards.?
August 25th, 2009 at 4:59 am
Because every tigress secretly loves being grabbed by the tail, femminist or otherwise?
August 25th, 2009 at 5:16 am
its my wedding dress train and if I bend over, it mostly will cover my thong.
August 25th, 2009 at 5:46 am
…because you can’t find a butt bow?
August 25th, 2009 at 5:49 am
…if you go into a bathroom and find there is no toilet paper in the stall, you’re covered.
August 25th, 2009 at 5:57 am
someone might chase it…and voila…butter!
August 25th, 2009 at 6:30 am
…then you can wear it to the Kentucky Derby….
August 25th, 2009 at 6:39 am
you can slide it between your legs and pin it to the front of your dress on those colder days.
August 25th, 2009 at 7:02 am
Because it disguises my worn out old cunt
August 25th, 2009 at 7:02 am
Sorry I’m in a bad mood today
August 25th, 2009 at 7:16 am
dingle berries! god this is fun….
August 25th, 2009 at 9:26 am
If your into bestiality this will make you more attractive.
August 25th, 2009 at 9:58 am
People can look at your ass and think… “Now there is some real fine tail.”
Cheer up Make Do!
August 25th, 2009 at 10:48 am
It disguises my real actual tail.
August 25th, 2009 at 11:15 am
I have a shit taste in clothes.
August 25th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
when i wag it, some doggy will come
August 25th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
ImaaFierce bitch!
August 25th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
i fear that this precludes fash mag headlines as so:
FALL 2009
30 PAGES OF SEX DRAGONS
CHIC IN TOOTH & CLAW !
….or, you know, some shit.
August 25th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
You fuckers are geniuses!!!! Thank you for making me laugh so hard, I had to explain myself to the husband. Bravo!
August 25th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
Doggie stuff, if you want to shake your head like a wet dog might as well shake your tail like a happy dog.
August 26th, 2009 at 5:59 am
the draping looks like a bit labial to me. en garde! invitation to duel from all angles? lol…so inappropriate for a young lady to wear.
maybe luxirare would like it in see through black mesh with some studs round the neckline and a pair of 10 cm high creepers. she could wear it while watching vampiros lesbos (yes I read her blog too much… hmm wonder if there are any new posts after her home made potato chip post..brb)
August 26th, 2009 at 6:01 am
aww no new posts from her. but reminded myself how much her potato chips look like slices of skin from the legs of old ladies… yellow, brittle, spliced with varicose veins….
August 26th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
Looks like a mini poop-sack to me…
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
August 27th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
then no one will see my ass when I bend over
August 27th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
I thought I was brilliant . . . but Ann said it already