Newest Shopbop Offering

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It’s good to wear a dress that makes you look like you have a tail because ——————.

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26 Responses to “Newest Shopbop Offering”

  1. arline Says:

    I always wanted to look like a kangaroo.

  2. Moda Says:

    you need it for whipping any dodgy bastards.?

  3. daniel Says:

    Because every tigress secretly loves being grabbed by the tail, femminist or otherwise?

  4. OMGGMAB Says:

    its my wedding dress train and if I bend over, it mostly will cover my thong.

  5. WendyB Says:

    …because you can’t find a butt bow?

  6. Ann Says:

    …if you go into a bathroom and find there is no toilet paper in the stall, you’re covered.

  7. Jill Says:

    someone might chase it…and voila…butter!

  8. Danielle Says:

    …then you can wear it to the Kentucky Derby….

  9. HelOnWheels Says:

    you can slide it between your legs and pin it to the front of your dress on those colder days.

  10. Make Do Style Says:

    Because it disguises my worn out old cunt

  11. Make Do Style Says:

    Sorry I’m in a bad mood today

  12. meredith Says:

    dingle berries! god this is fun….

  13. Alana Says:

    If your into bestiality this will make you more attractive.

  14. Winter Bird Says:

    People can look at your ass and think… “Now there is some real fine tail.”
    Cheer up Make Do!

  15. Bevitron Says:

    It disguises my real actual tail.

  16. sam Says:

    I have a shit taste in clothes.

  17. jimmy P Says:

    when i wag it, some doggy will come

  18. ali Says:

    ImaaFierce bitch!

  19. Claw Says:

    i fear that this precludes fash mag headlines as so:

    FALL 2009
    30 PAGES OF SEX DRAGONS
    CHIC IN TOOTH & CLAW !

    ….or, you know, some shit.

  20. Sister Wolf Says:

    You fuckers are geniuses!!!! Thank you for making me laugh so hard, I had to explain myself to the husband. Bravo!

  21. WTF (What The Fashion) Says:

    Doggie stuff, if you want to shake your head like a wet dog might as well shake your tail like a happy dog.

  22. marmalade wombat Says:

    the draping looks like a bit labial to me. en garde! invitation to duel from all angles? lol…so inappropriate for a young lady to wear.

    maybe luxirare would like it in see through black mesh with some studs round the neckline and a pair of 10 cm high creepers. she could wear it while watching vampiros lesbos (yes I read her blog too much… hmm wonder if there are any new posts after her home made potato chip post..brb)

  23. marmalade wombat Says:

    aww no new posts from her. but reminded myself how much her potato chips look like slices of skin from the legs of old ladies… yellow, brittle, spliced with varicose veins….

  24. Alicia Says:

    Looks like a mini poop-sack to me…

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  25. slownews Says:

    then no one will see my ass when I bend over

  26. Aja Says:

    I thought I was brilliant . . . but Ann said it already :(

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