The Progressive Insurance Girl: Why?

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If you don’t live in the US, you may not know about this girl. She is featured in a series of TV ads from which there is no escape.

At   first glance, or if you’re deaf, you might be pleased with her retro make up. However, soon enough, the horror of her over-the-top goofiness will obliterate this asthetic appreciation. She exudes a sickening self-satisfied energy that makes me want to kill her.

Here’s the problem. Apparently, you’re supposed to love her!

I found this out when I googled the question, “Is Matt Taibbi gay?” I thought he might be, but I wasn’t sure. I admire everything about him, as do gay men, I soon learned. The gays are disappointed that Matt is straight. But on a conservative blog, someone insisted that his dislike of the Progressive Insurance Girl proves that Taibbi is gay!

Am I gay, too? Matt Taibbi is on record as wanting to strangle this girl. YES, Matt, YES! Why would anyone object to such a healthy and normal reaction?

This world is dangerously out of whack, that’s all I know. If you google her, you’ll see an essay titled “The Strange Allure of the Progressive Insurance Girl.” Evidently, the whole nation has fallen for her “endearing” charm.   God. Make it stop.

It’s you and me, Matt. Give me a call.

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88 Responses to “The Progressive Insurance Girl: Why?”

  1. skye Says:

    I’ve run out of broadband for the month so I am unable to see this creature for myself – but I trust you completely that she is a foul fiend come from the pit to torment you.

    I don’t know who Matt Taibbi is either, shall google promptly.

  2. arline Says:

    I’m so glad that I don’t have a TV, but I have seen those obnoxious adds. I don’t know what the allure is, and I have never gotten the masses, thank god.

    On another note, will you write another story for us :) ?

  3. Jillian Says:

    And here I thought I was the only one who hated the Progressive girl. A coworker once said to me, “Wouldn’t the office be more fun if the Progressive girl worked here?”

    Just thought I’d stop lurking and say hello.

  4. Jill Says:

    Where’s a vagina I can lick?

  5. insomnia Says:

    Pretty comfortable being a (non-conservative) straight male AND after about 4 months of these ads I did cancel my policy (on 4 motorcycles) with Progressive. I paid so much money for the insurance that I hoped my cancellation would gut their national ad budget and they’d be forced to stop running the ads. Apparently I overestimated my personal importance in this matter. What IS funny is that I thought I was the only person who found her intolerable!

  6. Ann Says:

    Thank you, Sister Wolf, for giving us a voice. As with your other readers, I thought I was the only one who hated this woman! My beloved niece (who usually has more sense) ADORES the Progressive chick! I thought she had lost her mind, until I found out that in fact I was the minority in this situation!

    And I adore Matt Taibbi myself. He comes across a little arrogant at times in his stories, but when you’re that good of a writer, it’s most certainly permissible. So we have it on good source that he is straight? I was unsure as well.

  7. Mardel Says:

    Oh thank god that I am not the only one who hates the Progressive Insurance Girl. I was beginning to wonder if the entire population had been taken over by aliens.

  8. Jean Says:

    Oh christ yes. I mute the TV during commercials these days, lest I’m forced to listen to her soul-killing “quirky” voice. The worst thing is, I get the impression that I’m SUPPOSED to like her – she’s weird, I’m weird, she’s a retro-looking brunette, I’m a retro-looking brunette, she’s not skinny, I’m sure as hell not skinny…..and yet she fills me with the deepest flaming annoyance I have felt in a long time. In fact, I feel the same way about her now that I did about Rachael Ray circa 2004, when everyone seemed to be saying, “Oh, she’s obnoxious, but isn’t she lovable?,” and I was like, “KILL IT WITH FIRE.”

    Actually, what’s more annoying than the Progressive Chick is the people in those ads who are too meek to buy insurance without her jumping up and down and shouting, “YAY!!” at them. I think she eats them alive after the commercial ends.

  9. Winter Bird Says:

    I will hold her while you and Matt Taibbi strangle her. I too cancelled my car insurance with Progressive as I refuse to patronize businesses who insult me. I am currently fully insured though Met Life and am content with Snoopy and Woodstock!

  10. WCGB Says:

    Once again, Sister Wolf has come to the aid of those who suffer alone in their living rooms. WTF indeed—The PI girl is a horrid character. Even the Mac ad people are smart enough to not make the PC guy too annoying.

  11. Ann Says:

    JEAN – THANK YOU for the Rachael Ray comparison! I feel the same way!

  12. dust Says:

    My dear Sister, I was away and missed your birthday, sorry.

    So, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

    I wish I could give you this obnoxious PI girl to beat her ass, but I guess we’ll just have to use our imagination.

    Happy, happy happiness…

  13. alittlelux Says:

    you know, she annoys me, but i am more confused as to why they CHOSE HER. why did they think that after the hundreds of people they had audition for that part why SHE was the one that was going to “win our hearts”? did she come in with that look? or did they style her that way? WHY?

    whenever i watch commercials i’m always amazed how many people were put through the audition process so a company could find the perfect person to walk onscreen and say “WOW”. how many people did they go though for this minor commercial part? why on earth was this person’s audition better than all the other people who wanted the part? why did they think this progressive lady would appeal to me?

    yes, this is an epic comment, but i work from home now, and have a lot of time to sit and watch commercials instead of actually doing my work. ;)

  14. Iheartfashion Says:

    I guess I’m the only person in America who was unaware of this woman, but I hate her just looking at her!

  15. Vee Says:

    I think people who like her see themselves in her, or something?
    She is that one girl in the office/at school who has decided that parading her faults in an exaggerated form is the best way of dealing with them.
    Lacking a sense of style? Pile on the crazy accessories anyway! Lacking a sense of makeup know-how? Spackle on the facepaint anyway! Lacking an ability to gauge when people are growing tired of her voice/presence? Chatter and gesticulate away without a sense of shame!
    She is the poster girl for those annoying creatures who follow you around and try to be your best friend and don’t take any of your hints that you want them to leave you alone.

  16. WendyB Says:

    And here I thought I was the only one irked by her!

  17. Bex Says:

    I like her hair =(

    And there’s this guy from the Feldco commercials (maybe it’s just an Illinois ad) that never blinks…creepy!

  18. Mark Says:

    The Progressive Insurance Girl is no Faith, that’s for sure.

  19. meredith Says:

    wow, people like her? i thought they had her on the commercials to be annoying.

  20. Kim Says:

    I hate that lady hard. I also hate her stupid bump it hair do. I especially hate the one where she finishes that guy’s sentences and I have noticed that a slew of other commercials have followed this finishing sentences trend.

  21. JK Says:

    Not one to stay off the bandwagon, I wanted to say I think the Progressive Girl is the singlemost dumbest woman in America – until I read about Michelle Duggar.

    http://www.baxterbulletin.com/article/20090901/UPDATES01/90901012/Duggars+expecting+19th+child

  22. fashionherald Says:

    We live in a country that rewards and idolizes perky. Ugh.

  23. Sister Wolf Says:

    Skye – He’s great, she’s horrible. You’ll see.

    arline – Oh how nice of you! I’ll try.

    Jillian – Whenever you hate someone, Sister Wolf probably does too.

    Jill – I am happy to say that your comment didn’t turn me on.

    Insomnia – You did your best. And you’re not alone.

    Ann – HATE HER. Matt has written about a ‘girlfriend’ so, straight, I guess.

    dust -What a lovely birthday wish!!!! Thank you!

    Mardel – I think the aliens are winning, but you’re safe here with us.

    Jean – God I hear you on the Rachel Ray situation. Hated her from the first moment. She is a horrible irritant in every way.

    Winter Bird – You are such a true patriot!

    WCGB – I actually assumed we were SUPPOSED to hate her!

    Ann – Jean rules.

    alittlelux – I do that too. Do you also play the game of, Who did they want to get for that role but had to settle for this loser?

    Iheartfashion – You would despise her.

    Vee – Good exegesis. Thank you!

    WendyB – There is always hate, and you will find it here. xo

    Bex – I will look for him.

    Mark – Good call.

    meredith – Same here!

    Kim – Who shall we complain to?? We should stop this trend asap.

    JK – Why does that woman still have a uterus??

    fashionherald – So true. This brings back visions of the Ex, who was also perky like that.

  24. Jimmy P Says:

    thank goodness we don’t get the adverts here in jolly old blighty… she certainly does look and sound like a PIG. Have I just been thick in only just noticing the acronym?

  25. thatsmisterrobert2u Says:

    Hey Sister Wolf –

    Thanks for linking to my blog! I’ve got more traffic there now that I’ve stopped blogging! Heh heh!

    I think Matt’s gay. “Girlfriend”… Uh, oh, yeah. What has me almost convinced is something I read in one of his books, a comment about a girl being “pretty.” Dead giveaway. I never hear straight guys describe girls as being “pretty.” But then, maybe he’s neither gay nor straight. Who knows.

  26. bob Says:

    She was in the Mr. Show touring cast when I saw that, playing the Sarah Silverman roles. She was in one of the best Tenacious D episodes (The Fan), and all over the Tim And Eric Awesome Show and Tom Goes To The Mayor. I bet she’s really funny and hates her own ” Progressive Insurance Girl” character. Maybe she’s trying to make you hate it because if smart and funny people hate it then it stands to reason that America will love it.

  27. bob Says:

    Also, I’d take progressive girl over Free Credit Report guy any day of the week.

  28. shopping Diva Says:

    The Progressive girl and the Free Credit guy both mesmerise me I sit there in a dumb founded fog watching as if its a car wreck and I am trying to memorize every detail to recount later to the police…. this is not to say I like it… simply that for some reason the commercials are at just enough length that I can’t bear the energy to look for the remote to turn them off because the commercials end before I come out of my stupor….. As for Rachel Ray….. even thought the location of the remote still eludes me….. I will actually walk across the room… to shut her program off.

  29. Insurance Hata Says:

    God, I hate this skank ho. She needs a cunt punt.

  30. ac Says:

    all you “people” who want to do the progressive girl in? a bit over the top, maybe? look, if the commercial affects you that much, then doesn’t that say something about yourself? a slight touch of neuosis, maybe?

  31. acmarg Says:

    I think that the progressive insurance girl is in the series “Mad Men”. She is in the secretarial pool & would like to know if anybody else thinks so.

  32. nan Says:

    She’s adorable! I thought I was the only one that thought so until I looked her up just to find out her name. Those that don’t appreciate her need to at least give her break. Even though she’s not your cup of tea doesn’t mean she’s a bad person. If they offered you money to play her part would you turn it down? Didn’t think so.

  33. Alfredo DePaydo Says:

    Here’s the actual meeting of how to set up this commercial: “We need to get someone who will be know more as an oddity than normal and will capture the minds and immagination of the country and divert their attention from the fact that we are an insurance company and fully intend on taking all their money from them we legally can and never paying them back a red cent….so….let see if Bob’s duaghter is interested in making a commercial?..What do you mean “Who??? Bob, my gardener…he’s got that whacky broad of a daughter who is always stealing his wallet? What, you didn’t think I knew about that crap? Call her….NOW!”

  34. randy bokemeyer Says:

    progressive girl RULES—

  35. lizz Says:

    if you don’t like her… why are would you even bother spending your time writing something like this? she’s funny, she’s sweet, she’s got an amazing personality – and all of this is apparent if you actually know her.
    her commercials are just that – commercials. she is being paid to act the way she does. so again i have to ask… why are you so upset by this???
    find something more important to spend your time and energy on (ie: get a life).

  36. Randy Says:

    Flo is hot and anybody who says different is probably so dull nobody speaks to them. The only way for those folks to feel ok about themselves is to bash someone who does get attention. She is a professional actress doing a job. If the ads didn’t sell insurance her contract would be dropped. I also do not believe anyone who says they changed insurance companies because they didn’t like her. They are lying.

  37. Rich Says:

    Flo is full of life and would put a smile on all but the coldest hearts. She’s like a sexy clown.

  38. Erik Says:

    I’m glad I found this little support group of fellow Flo-haters. I was just hit with the “Discount! Discount! DISCOUNT!” commercial, and I’m mad enough to kill a baby seal.

  39. Scott Says:

    OMG! That NO-good, fiendish, termagant, doxy, grimalkin, nasty crack-whore, nettling, atrocious trollop, cavilous floozy lil strumpet troglodyte is EITHER that thieving brigand, embezzling, swindling, charlatan, senile dinosaur Progressive CEO’s daughter or ONE of his crack-meth harlot nympho booty call! AND any of you dumb, deaf, and blind inane asinine imbecilic pricks who says otherwise has EITHER never met a REAL amazingly pulchritudinous, erudite, educated, dynamic, classy lass, OR you’re just heavy and hot into trailer park, white-trash crack-whore meth junkies!

  40. Michele Says:

    Guys are a strange lot. It would never have crossed my mind guys were hot for her. But then, I’ve had them take out pics I was going to throw away because I looked so awful in them, only to be told they, too, were hot.

    The PI woman is a character. Played by someone who has to sit in a chair for two hours in make up to get that look. She becomes the character Progressive asked for. I think she is supposed to be mildly annoying, but not bad. It’s not like she is playing a bad role, such as someone who belittles people, or a 13 yr old boy who screams or anyone who whines all the time. Just mildly annoying. Like detergent.

    I applaud the ones who canceled to stand up for their own beliefs, Although I think that if they were the best insurance for them, it’s a bit odd to waste more money just not to be associated with the character.

  41. Ken Noakes Says:

    I just received an auto insurance quote from several well known insurance companies.

    Progressive was more than double the six month cost than other high quality companies and the Liberty Mutual was 50% less for a 12 month period.

    I like Flo, but Cash-Flo is my concern these days

  42. blaze Says:

    i cant stand this woman in glade commercials progressive commercials…but nothing is worse than the cable singing commercials . glad they stopped
    optimum triple play comacast etc

  43. Bert Says:

    Obviously the PI bimbo annoys more people than not. I keep my remote close by and as soon as I see the blue Progressive word pop up I hit mute before she can utter a word. Maybe getting annoying people in commercials is the new way of grabbing your attention. Unfortunately it works if negatively or not. Other ads I instantly mute are:
    Credit Report.com jerk
    Binder & Binder cowboy wannabe
    Slap Chop A-hole
    Please meke’m stop!

  44. toiyabeshawn Says:

    That skank whore progressive cunt needs to get together with those free credit report retards at the renaissance fair and stick that irritating geico geko up her dirt chute and THEN maybe she won’t be so fukking happy..

  45. beaver2u Says:

    WHAT?!?!? so i’m not the only one who cant stand this creepy annoying god forsaken creature? sweeet

  46. ann Says:

    It just got worse….. Oprah is also spokesperson

  47. immerhorny Says:

    And, uh, how many of you bitches know her personally? Yeah, thought so.

    Also, penis is delicious.

  48. toiyabeshawn Says:

    ahh yes… PENIS.. sauteed with garlic and olive oil, served up with some fava beans and a nice chianti

  49. synap3200 Says:

    the only thing that would make FLO more interesting would be a a gorilla doing her doggie style… i’d sit THAT commercial..

  50. Dan Says:

    Really? Is this all you have to do??? It’s a fucking commercial and they are all annoying! That is how they get your attention. As far as the Progressive girl, GET OVER IT!

  51. sinister_earthling Says:

    FLO is such an irritating cunt.. I’d like to take one of progressive’s “immediate response vehicles” and run this bitch over, stop, back up over this dumb ass retro snatch whore and run her over again..

    then get out, dig her still beating heart out of her bloddy body and show it to her so she can see just how black it is before she dies…

  52. arne Says:

    I suppose I’m the only person on the planet that gets a joy out of watching the commercials. Flo comes off as fun loving, caring, personal, enjoys what she does and wants to share some information. Perhaps those criticizing her should get the railroad tie out of their eye before trying to remove the toothpick from her eye. Oh well, life moves on and we each have the freedom to give our opinion. Have a great day!

  53. Steve Says:

    Funny post and mostly funny comments – any chancve of moderating out i.e. deleting the few that advocate violence? Note that all of them do it in a very sex specific way.

  54. star Says:

    stephanie courtney is her name,shes a comedian that does stand up.can you help it she has a gig now that pays?

  55. Gerry Says:

    I don’t get Reachel Ray comparison – at least her skill and work ethic offset her obnoxiousness, but as far as that Progressive skank, yeah, I abored her from the moment her skanky-skank face hit the back of my flat-screen and stimulated a volent gag reflex. Ever since, it “happens all the time.” Arne, you ARE the only person on the planet that gets any joy outta skanky Flo. It’s not just Flo anyway, the whole ad campaign blows…

  56. THE_ABSOLUTE_LORD_OF_HELL Says:

    Every time I see a Progressive commercial start to come on, I can’t get to the fucking remote fast enough to hit my “NO FLO” button. THIS BITCH IS ENOUGH TO MAKE A STRAIGHT GUY GO QUEER! Imagine having to listen to this stagnant skank whore OVER AND OVER AGAIN…. DISCOUNT… DISCOUNT… DISCOUNT… ARRGGHH!! ENOUGH ALREADY! All that comes to mind anymore after being bombarded with 5-10 of these fucking AWFUL commercials per hour is “BLOOD FLO” Maybe “FLO THE HO” will develop a sudden aneurysm in her polluted, GANGRENE INFECTED CUNT and go to that great big shit hole in the sky with that other ABSOLUTE IRRITATING FUCK, BILLY MAYS.. EVEN AFTER THAT LOUSY ANNOYING FUCK DIED, HE IS STILL ON COMMERCIALS TODAY…. OH, AND STEVE, YOU ARE A CUNT FASCIST… WE DON’T NEED SOME LOUSY TOILET BUG LIKE YOU ADVOCATING CENSORSHIP HERE, YOU DON’T LIKE WHAT YOU READ HERE, FUCK OFF AND STAY OUTTA HERE…

  57. bob Simpson Says:

    You are not supposed to like her or hate her. You are just supposed to remember her. It seems to work.

  58. michael Says:

    shes fuckin hott

  59. michael Says:

    too many fucking idiots on the internet.. crying over a fucking commercial .. REALY ? Bitches get a life.. Since you all hate a person for nothing but doing her job and someone you’ve never met before only seen on TV, I hate you whore too. Good day and suck me.

  60. craig Says:

    please get that stupid bitch off tv i cant see how they sell a damn thing with that bitch as there hero fuck give me a break

  61. Roy Says:

    Heh guys thanks for affirming my belief that there is still some sanity out there!

    This guirly is giving us exactly what OBAMA / the Feds want. Don’t believe it? Who is her company again? GEICO Government Employees Insurance Company. So too is Progressive a Federaly Government “Enterprise” if I am not mistaken.

    They spent what 500 mil a few years ago. What are they spending in 2010, ten times that amount? She is on every hour on the hour it seems on EVERY channel on Satellite TV. The costs have to be absolutely outrageous. NO commerical has had this much exposure except . . . . oh yeah, Geiko’s Grecko!

    Now you know where the unaccounted “trillions” are going! The poor bitch is helping em bankrupt America – and Decapitalize it!

  62. Psyrix Says:

    My god finally a website that is true to my heart. This progressive Flo bitch is annoying to no end. Every time this stupid bitch pops up on TV (like every commercial break) it pisses not only me off but my wife as well. We both bitch about it for 10 minutes everytime it comes on. It is pissing us off so bad that we can’t even enjoy watching tv anymore. She was ok back when those adds first started when she was at the checkout line but when they put her in charge of the Progressive store all that changed. I wish someone would run her over with a car. I will never get Progressive insurance and If I had it I would have done canceled my policy with them.

  63. Jenny Says:

    Thank you! I was searching the progessive movement in google or a history paper and i see the progressive girl as one the popular searches as i’m typing in progressive. so i click on it. literally every one was about how surprisingly sexy she is except for this one. i was horrified. thank god for you. my whole family hates her.

  64. Johnny J Says:

    I came onto the net to show my gal that I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HATES THAT ANNOYING PROGRESSIVE, CUNT FUCKING BITCH SKANK. Does everyone know that progressive, and I do not have them, is the only insuracne company that chargfes a $50.00 cancellation fee. Yup. Back to that annoying CUNT. From the very first time I saw that nasaly talking annoying bitch on tv I have immediately changed the channel. When I hear the ads on the radio, click and she is gone. Here is a note to anyone who likes the skank, take her and go to the fucking moon!

  65. Johnny J Says:

    By the way . . . Jill, get a life.

  66. Eugene Says:

    Her real name is Stephanie Courtney and she is an empty-headed twat.

  67. Sid Says:

    The Progressive Girl whores herself and Progressive Insurance out almost everytime you watch one of the minor channels like History Channel or NatGeo. Everytime I see this woman’s huge hair and hear her irritating voice I search for the remote to at least mute her. Geico still can claim the worst commercials but Progressive is close behind, thanks to “Her Obnoxiousness.” Let’s hope that she soon drops out of view and hearing.

  68. progressive guy Says:

    I want to strangle her too! Very gently while riding her.

  69. maxx_factor Says:

    Well, what else can really be said about progressive and their lousy fucking ad campaign with “FLO THE SCREECHING CUNT” I would rather have wood splinters run under my fingernails than sit through another flo ad! These ads and FLO the HO have caused me to cancel my commercial vehicle policies and switch to State Farm, which, by the wAy, has given me better coverage and I am saving almost 40% FUCK OFF PROGRESSIVE AND FLO I HOPE YOU GET A THROAT TUMOR THAT WILL REQUIRE A COMPLETE VOICE BOX REMOVAL THEN YOU CAN SCREECH THAT ANNOYING “DISCOUNT, DISCOUT, DISCOUNT!” THROUGH YOUR NECK BOX YOU WHORE!

  70. conrad Says:

    Hate that commercial and your face please stop those sorry commercials.

    You are a ugly bitch fuck you people at progressive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  71. jonathan Says:

    I wish there was a video game where I was granted different methods of taking her life. Or even just to simply punch her in the stomach. Chappelle accomplished this nicely with the Verizon guy…who is also on this same list.

  72. WaikikiCane Says:

    Madmen Netflix discs can't come soon enough…I'm hooked!

  73. Flo Hater Says:

    Im so sick of this vomit inducing Progressive campaign I cant stand it anymore. I hit the mute button so much I wish there was something that could be done to just make this sickening character go away forever. Its not funny, Its lame, stale and dumbass awful. People who find any humor in the commercials have must have had lobotomys. Your the C” word Flo, you make me sick and I cant express that enough. Ill give Progressive an A+ for inducing hate for the company and never using them. Thats what I think of Flo

  74. levi toms Says:

    YES I AGREE W/ ALL …THAT FUCKEN FATASS LOSER ON THE PROGRESSIVE ADS….I HOPE THOSE THAT ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS ‘REPROBATE’ STINKING LOUSY GOD-DAMNED SHIT GO TO HELL WITH HEMMOROIDS AND A 2X4 SHOVED UP THEIR ASSHOLES…MOTHER FUCKERS

  75. Figment Says:

    unfortunately, the goal of commercials is recognition/product discussion….I cannot STAND these stupid commercials and it seems like there’s more or them on every day….like every other commercial. Unfortunately, they’re accomplishing their PR goal – even if it’s through hatred because we’re all talkinjg/complaining about this offensive thing! UGH!

  76. Figment Says:

    While we’re on the topic, Nationwide are a very close second to P.!!!!!

  77. 2Twisted4NE1 Says:

    I like Flo. I like the look, and she’s charming. That won’t make me buy my insurance from Progressive. I actually hope she gets a real acting job and can get away from the commercials. I ask all of you, do you really hate Flo, or is it really the commercial you hate? I can get on board behind hatred of the commercial, but not for hatred of such a charming woman. I’m rooting for you Flo! The rest of you cynical pissy little trolls can crawl back into your caves and finger poke each other in the dirt button.

  78. RP Says:

    Stopping the huge expense for these ads would lower the cost of their premiums just like THAT!!!!

  79. tony montana Says:

    ok….ok…ok….. THIS FUCKING AGING SKANK IS STILL ON THE TV…… WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PROGRESSIVE!!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY ARE STILL IN BUSINESS….. PROBABLY GOT ONE OF THOSE “BACK DOOR BAIL OUTS” FROM THAT WORTHLESS WIGGA NOBAMA… GOD SAVE THE U.S.A…… WE ARE IN FOR SOME DEEP SHIT IF THAT WORTHLESS NOBAMA GETS BACK IN FOR ANOTHER 4 YEARS.. MORE OF HIS SHIT AND MORE FLO I GUESS…….FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

  80. bobby Says:

    I am so tired of seeing this woman everywhere. So many commercials, it is just plain nauseating. I go to my fantasy baseball site, there she is again, appearing all the time. Have you ever noticed how much these insurance behemoths advertise? Not just this marketing creation, but the stupid geckos and cavemen too. It is no wonder insurance is so expensive, they take our premiums and waste it on advertising. It backfires with me, I refuse to do business with any insurance corporation I see advertising.

  81. Hank Williams Says:

    OH HOW I WOULD LIKE TO ASS RAPE THIS BITCH WITH A BROKEN BOTTLE!!! THAT HAIR……………THE CUPIE DOLL MAKEUP………….THAT VOICE…………….. THE BLAND WHITE OUT BACKGROUND……………..I WOULD LIKE TO SEE ONE OF FLOS COMMERCIALS WHERE SHE GETS RUN OVER BY ONE OF THE PROGRESSIVE INSURANCE SUV’S AND IS SENT TO THAT ANNOYING BITCH HOLE IN HELL WHERE SHE BELONGS!! OH FUCK I HATE THIS COMPANY AND THIS PUTRID SKANK WHORE, I CANCELLED MY 7 POLICIES WITH THESE FUCKIN MORONS AND WENT BACK TO STATE FARM….. BETTER COVERAGE… LOWER PRICES AND BEST OF ALL…….. NO FUCKING FLO THE HO WORTHLESS AD’S!!!

  82. Dave Says:

    this girl does nothing but make me want to throw up! get her off the air!
    would never ever buy Progressive becuse of this crap and talk about wearing something out they should be shot!

  83. McGarrett- Hawaii five-HO! Says:

    FUCK DANNO! THIS BITCH NOW HAS A ROBOT THAT IS EVEN MORE IRRITATING THAN THE CUNT IN THE FLESH! “FLOBOT” IS WHAT THEY CALL IT.. AND IT IS JUST HORRIBLE.. PROGRESSIVE INSURANCE NEEDS TO GET A NEW AD EXEC. THAT HAS THE BALLS TO THROW THIS WHOLE IRRITATING CAMPAIGN DOWN THE FUKKIN TOILET!

    FLUSH FLO AND THE ROBOT HO……..

  84. annoyed Says:

    FLO is so damn annoying i had to see if other people were equally annoyed vs how many people like her to justify why shes still on the air. She really makes me hate seeing those unbearable commercials.

  85. ms.lee Says:

    I see I’m not only one screwed by flo and her tacky employers.I hit full dead deer,reported claim 5 days later have me take car in no damage they claim.all old parts.didn’t know u had to crawl under car to inspect parts.a month before spent close to 900$ fixing car.2000 bonneville ssei,no rust nice car.my driveway like little pond when it rains,dont drain.5 days I drove thru it,so no shock no fur or blood.only undercarriage damage.plus half-ass inspection ,bought everything they claimed wrong. Funny they missed 6 things one heat shield knocked loose,sway bar bushin shredded,but because new sway bar part before bushin brand new.transmission leak.when I found out asked for second inspection roger or a roy came 9pm car no longer up no proper inspection .my believe is DISCRIMINATION my windshield has sticker across top *legalize* but no star a leaf.have right to personal life and opinion. U don’t know how many people I know who the idiots paid for false reasons but u are honest course they won’t do right,they are NOT HONEST. They are GENERIC .

  86. Richard Says:

    There is ohly one word for this girl & Progressive-NAUSEATING!!!!! As long as she is on the air I will never buy any of Progressive services regardless of the cost. She & the GEICO gehko make a charming couple of sickening characters!

  87. Jodie Says:

    I would like for Flo to tell the truth during her commercials about Progressive Insurance. My mother’s insurance agent for Progressive put my vehicle under my mother’s policy and my mother was charged for insuring a third party’s vehicele (mine) which no one can insure someone else’s property, relative or not. Despite my repeated telephone calls to Progressive, Progressive would not refund those premiums to my mother. Despite I sent proof to Progressive that my vehicle was insured with another company. Progressive stated it would not refund the premiums unless I proved I had separate coverage. I reminded Progressive that a third party cannot insure someone else’s property and Progressive knows that there would be NO COVERAGE – Progressive would not pay under that policy despite premiums being paid.

    Also, Progressive is a “household” policy which means if a parent adds coverage for their son or daughter’s vehicle who lives at a different address, i.e., college, Progressive will NOT honor the claim under that policy because ALL vehicles covered under that policy MUST reside at the SAME address.

    Third, I had Progessive car insurance and had an accident which the report stated that the other driver was 100% at fault and lived out of state. Progressive refused to help me verify that the other driver in fact had insurance with the company he put down, where the company was located and how to file a claim with that company. Progressive stated there was nothing for Progressive to do since it was 100% the other driver’s fault and REFUSED to help.

    If you let someone drive your car and he or she gets into an accident, again, PROGESSIVE refuses to pay.

    WHY DOESN’T FLO MENTION THIS DURING HER SPILL IN THE COMMERCIAL – FLAT RATE NO PROBLEM BECAUSE WE’RE NOT GOING TO PAY – ONLY TAKE YOUR MONEY – BUNDLE – WHY CERTAINLY – BUT PROGRESSIVE WILL NOT PAY BECAUSE IT HAS ALL THESE LOOPHOLES STATING IT DOES NOT HAVE TO PAY.

    PROGRESSIVE INSURANCE ADS ARE DECEPTIVE AND OUTRIGHT LIARS.

  88. Anon Says:

    The sad thing is that girl flo makes a rediculus amount of money for each of those vile, hurendous, stupid, annoying, ridiculous, disturbing, discraceful ect. I guess my point is i hate her and the commercials are stupid and obnoxious.

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