Your Chance to Spend Money!

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I haven’t been able to work since August, and now there is a pile of unpaid bills. This is not a “boo hoo, poor me” thing, it’s just a fact.   As you know, I was formerly a highly paid tabloid journalist. Now I am screwed.

So! Here is the big push to raise funds.   You can buy a fanatastic piece of Sister Wolf’s Hoarded Fashion Collection  while at the same time aiding in a humanitarian effort. It’s like painting a chair for the Dying Children, ONLY BETTER.

Above and below is a beautiful Chanel handbag from Neiman Marcus in immaculate condition. Never worn, hoarded for no good reason.

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All the usual shit included: bag, box, authenticity papers. Click on the photo to enlarge it.

Below, Chanel laquer bangle with rhinestones. It’s a wavy shape, rather than a plain circle. Perfect for any occasion, bla bla bla.

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Next, and this breaks my heart, is a leather purse by the amazing Natalia Brilli. Softest leather with sculptured hand thingy. Big enough for lipstick and a credit card. Wonderful in every way.

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If you wear a US 10 or a Euro 40, these Vivienne Westwood boots are both collectible and wearable if you can walk in heels. They have been in their original box under my bed since I bought them from Coggles.com.

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Made in Italy, real leather, hidden platform, fierce, to die for, etc etc.

Remember my Vivienne Westwood horns-tiara? Want to own it? Just say the word.

And remember this Sharon Wauchob coat from Sharon Osbourne’s private sale? Size 4, never worn, duh, only hoarded. Heavy black cotton with lots of weird designer details.

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Okay, so.   If you’re interested in any of these things from the Sister Wolf’s Hoarded Fashion Collection  , let me know. The bag = $600,   bangle = $150,   little purse = $125 SOLD,   boots = $450, coat = $80. SOLD

DO NOT LEAVE COMMENTS unless you want me to kill you.   “Nice stuff, I wish I had the money” would just embitter me further about my situation. Contact me at sisterwolf666@gmail.com or via my other email.

* Notice my walker in the first photo? I could have cropped it but no, that’s how awesome I am.

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15 Responses to “Your Chance to Spend Money!”

  1. WendyB Says:

    I said I wasn’t a big Chanel person but that bag is REALLY nice. I’m thinking, I’m thinking…

  2. Sister Wolf Says:

    WendyB, you clearly want to die. BUT! The bag is adorable, not the usual touristy looking ones, would sell for prolly $2,000 since the prices have gone up so much in the last 2 years.

  3. Make Do Style Says:

    I don’t want to die I’m bargaining with Mr MDS in a big way for bag or bracelet.

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  5. OMGGMAB Says:

    I need the coat! It is my bff’s 50th and she would love this and look fabulous in it! I’ll e-mail you, Sister.

    Hope you and Max are making progress in your recoveries! I think of you often.

  6. Romeo Says:

    It would be a shame if you had to sell off your treasures. Here’s an idea: get a PayPal account and give your readers some way of either making a donation or paying for the privilege of reading your material. Wasn’t much into the whole shoe fixation myself, but it’s way more compelling now that you’re crippled. And this website pretty consistently gives me a blowjob, like once a week. Having visited here for two or three years now I think I could peaceably give you a hundred dollars for all those blowjobs. I may be unemployed, but that only increases my ability to know bargain blowjob when I see it.

  7. Make Do Style Says:

    Romeo – you can donate money vis Sister Wolf’s patronage system at top right hand of the blog – its paypal. I’m sure all of can do something for being entertained in whatever manner!

  8. Jill Says:

    Wow…I don’t mind giving head…as you all know…but I had no idea I could just send The Main Man over to this blog and my work would be done! Thanks for the tip Romeo!!

  9. Ann O. Says:

    I do like the shoes. Wish I had enough money to purchase it. Too bad I don’t.:( oh well. Maybe next time when I earn more.

  10. Sister Wolf Says:

    Romeo – Only once a week?!? Back in the day, me and you-know-who contemplated making a living via $500 blowjobs. What confidence we had! And what an aversion to office work!

    Jill – HAhahahahahahaha, “as you all know”

    Ann O – I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY THIS, you fucking cunt, whoever you are! Be gone from here at once!

  11. hammie Says:

    Those boots have a pert, provocative personality all of their own. Get someone who normally wears a 39 shoe to put them on and tell you if they feel too big. Mr Hammie will be happy for me to spend €300 if I wear them at least once with nothing else….xx

  12. hammie Says:

    Favourite Angel looking at bag – can you message me if still available ?

    xx

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  14. deborah baggs Says:

    i like your bangel let me know if still available

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