The Holy Grail or Damn Near
Aren’t these jeans from Karmaloop breathtaking?! I would wear them just to acquire a nice diamond-shape pattern on my legs. Or to impress my friends with the little blobs of fat that stick out through the holes.
Nothing cheers me up like a browse through the wonderland that is Karmaloop. Complete this sentence:
These jeans would be great for —————————.
Tags: black jeans, hideous crap, Karmaloop
November 7th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Lindsay Lohan!
November 7th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
…growing roses & ensuring my “lady garden” remained florally fragrant at all times?
November 7th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
maiming people made out of velveeta.
November 7th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
…hookers in winter.
November 7th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
organizing the mail by level of sexiness, obv. w/ sexiest nearest crotch.
November 7th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
modest types getting leg tattoos.
November 7th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
nothing.
November 7th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Rumi ¬¬
November 7th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
mosquitos?
November 7th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Tanning.
November 7th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
I adore the use of “breath-taking” in regards to very ugly things.
November 7th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
…an extreme sunburn, which would lead to peeling in a scaled pattern for a more reptilian look. This will be necessary in the future, for camouflage, once the rept-aliens take over earth.
November 7th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
encouraging anyone and their dog that they can design fashion and get away with it.
November 7th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
Taking the attention away from Lindsay Lohan’s, bony cracked out face.
November 7th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
waffles for everyone.
November 8th, 2009 at 1:15 am
ew ew ew. like meat being sqeezed through the little holes of a mincer
November 8th, 2009 at 4:56 am
Storing garlic cloves or onions.
November 8th, 2009 at 5:23 am
Draining spaghetti xx
November 8th, 2009 at 6:39 am
……… subtle ventilation, cos’ that’s what Ladies do, too.
November 8th, 2009 at 6:49 am
Scaring the neighbours (unless they have some too, in which case invest in a pet python)
November 8th, 2009 at 8:35 am
They are breathtaking.
They would be good for a Tucson hooker’s night out at Olive Garden and the movies (‘Love Happens’) with the girls.
November 8th, 2009 at 9:02 am
Taking the attention off one’s ugly face.
November 8th, 2009 at 9:25 am
Not having to shave my whole leg…just little diamonds here and there.
November 8th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
hannibal lector party platter? perfectly plump leg triangles! slice it right off the bone!
November 8th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
ah boo… i meant hannibal lectEr…
November 8th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
I’m with arline.
November 8th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
S & M
November 9th, 2009 at 1:13 am
wearing with my string vest!
November 9th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
for filtering out small fish just like the mighty baleen whale does!
do i win something?
November 9th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
a trip in a time machine back to the eighties for a good ol medieval metal show.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! God, Karmaloop should use your comments to sell these pants! Keep em coming, you people is hilarious!!!! xoxo
November 10th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
wearing in the tanning bed & then not wearing at all.
November 10th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
These would be great if you forgot to bring something to the company potluck- “I’ve brought little muffins. I’ve just set the tray in my lap here…”
December 26th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
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