Comments on: Read Mrs. Palin’s Mind and Win a Prize

By: inj

inj — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 20:19:24 +0000

because I’m teaching him how to v-smile like a horrendous mannequin for future grand entrances/exits from buses

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Godammit, I’m Mad! » Blog Archive » Comments For Jane 8-3-2010 — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 05:25:09 +0000

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By: Rationalist

Rationalist — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 07:34:22 +0000

I’m carrying Trig because I’m not all the way off the bus yet. Mom? Here ya go!

By: Alana McGee

Alana McGee — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 05:18:53 +0000

I’m carrying Trig because he’s my stylist, and financial adviser.

By: daniel

daniel — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:55:07 +0000

who’s carrying Palin?

By: Trashforce Reaper

Trashforce Reaper — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:30:58 +0000

Because if I hold him up high enough, he can see Russia from here!

By: Jenny Dunville

Jenny Dunville — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:11:06 +0000

he’s in training as a prop for my next gig as a televangelist.

By: Rowena

Rowena — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:56:31 +0000

…I have a curry stain on my jacket. Also, if someone asks me a difficult question I can squeeze him and he will cry.

By: Ann

Ann — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 03:26:32 +0000

…godammit, he’s mine and not that whore daughter’s of mine, for the last fucking time.

By: Kate

Kate — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 01:29:31 +0000

…I believe the children are our fyoo-chures. They will carry our keesters when we’re old like Michelle Obama, and if they’re ugly like Rumer Willis, trans like Chastity Bono, or developmentally disabled with names that represent things they can’t do like this little guy here, then even Joe Sixpack can have Franzia box-wine levels of self-confidence in comparison!

The future sure is bleak and all, but won’t our kids be nostalgic for our good hair and square glasses? You know, like the shooow Mad Men? How’s aboot Glad Women–glad to be Americans! And on that nooote I’d love to put in a cammi-oooh on Desperate Housewives!