Very Special Jeans

Douche Bag??   Someone has some explaining to do.

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15 Responses to “Very Special Jeans”

  1. andrea Says:

    Priceless. Did you click through to the jeans also by Blank in “wet dream”?

  2. Sheri Says:

    Can we comment on how freakishly tight these are on this model? I feel pain just looking at the picture. Are we all supposed to be wearing our clothes 2 sizes too small? Sure — I can wear a 6. I just can’t breathe while doing so.

  3. Cheraya Says:

    Those jeans look like a yeast infection waiting to happen…..

    There’s obviously a market out there for stupid jeans with insulting names.
    I suggest the ‘Skanky Slapper’ and perhaps the ‘Lardy Trollop’.Perhaps we could even market the ‘Crack Whore’?

    Can I say how much I enjoy your blog?

  4. WendyB Says:

    Ooh, they also have “So Horny” and “Beef Jerkey (sic)”

  5. K-Line Says:

    Wow, I think I’ve got to check this site out further… :-)

  6. Bevitron Says:

    Yeast infection is right. Maybe they’re called douche bag because you’ll need to run out and get one, unless it comes with…

  7. hammie Says:

    Hard to see how you could fit a tube of Canesten in the pocket of those. Maybe that is what the Douche Bag is for. xx

    (when we are testing a website page we stick to blah blah blah, But this is WAYYY better)

  8. Cheraya Says:

    Ok, I’ve just had a look at their other styles:
    “Sexting” *shudder*
    “Fanny Pack” *snort* – for those of us who are not from N America this is very amusing
    “Me so horny” Oh dear.

  9. TheShoeGirl Says:

    Oh wow. Thanks for sharing. This is amazing.

  10. Faux Fuchsia Says:

    I am weeping for the Future.

  11. Make Do Style Says:

    I’m think the term dark denim needs to stage a comeback. Did they think they were using the word in a pejorative term i.e. the slang use of douche bag meaning arrogance. Are these arrogant jeans?

  12. Kelly Says:

    …..douche bag is a color?

    *looks thru giant crayola box*

    I don’t see it

  13. Ann Says:

    I’m sick of this not hilarious, hipster crap. You can’t go around making up your own color names. Do you hear me, Bleach Black? “Dickweed” is NOT a color!

  14. SwanDiamondRose Says:

    obviously i am marketing my product all wrong!

    here’s the weirdest thing i found in my google alerts from one of my products which i won’t name here since i can only pimp myself out so much, and i’m reaching my limit. check this madness…
    like really check it. check the whole site.

  15. Sister Wolf Says:

    swandiamondrose – That is totally crazy! Hahahaha! What the fuck?!

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