Why Can’t I be Popular?

You know that website bloglovin? Well, nobody likes me there, but people who do (even though they don’t exist) also like a blog called Nubbytwiglet.

Nubbytwiglet is a really horrible girl who looks alot like Sarah Silverman, which for me is not a good thing. Not at all. She has lots of advice about how to be successful and famous. She is the last person I would want to be associated with.

Fine, maybe not the LAST but close. Why aren’t I popular?! I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, dog-gone it.   Shit. Is it because I’m a cunt?

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34 Responses to “Why Can’t I be Popular?”

  1. enna. Says:

    Ohh, you’re starting in on Nubby now? She has some good things to say about type and design, if you subscribe to the Gospel of Helvetica.

    Nobody likes me on Bloglovin’ either. But that’s okay. I’d rather have readers with the brains to use a better RSS reader.

  2. Maja Says:

    Aw, I like you on bloglovin’! And I also like Nubby, so I guess I’m the traitor in question ;)

  3. Dru Says:

    Bless you, Sister. I’m afraid I don’t really know who Sarah Silverman is and don’t use Bloglovin, but I like you anyway! Enough to take a chance and leave you the link to my own fashion blog- it’s highly hateable and I won’t be a pansy about it any longer.

  4. Alicia Says:

    *psst*

    Maja, it’s me too…

  5. alittlelux Says:

    NO no nono nonono no no nooooooooooooo…. i do not like this nubby girl! a world of no. no to her style. no to her face that does not seem nice, plus… doesn’t seem to do anything but look smug.

    who cares about bloglovin’! i only have three followers on tumblr, but everyone seems to love this dirtylittlestylewhore… equally as obnoxious as strange looking as nubby.

    you are very popular in the house of lux, and even though some of your fans may be furry… you are as good as they come. i love you, admire you, look up to you. you are an inspiration in your cunt-ness…

  6. Eliza Says:

    Nubby knows the graphic design business, but very stereotypically. So her apartment is all red, white, and black? That’s original. She worships Michael Jackson, Forever 21, and taxidermy. It could be much more interesting than it is. Alittlelux got it right – she’s smug.

    If it makes you feel any better, she’s a blog-soulmate of atrocious Gala Darling who openly mocks her weight. I think that makes it open season on Gala’s nose.

  7. kate Says:

    Yeah, Nubby is in cahoots with that other livejournaly-sub-Oprah, Gala. Guilty by glittery, glimmery association.

    The Nubby one seems driven, talented at graphic design, and probably fun…if you like organizing closets, maintain that Marilyn Manson is *surprisingly* insightful, or live for joyless, neuter graphic minimalism devoid of any avant-gardism, though fully enamored of some timewarp Target-collabo mod 60s with unintentional strains of a low-budget 50s film conception of Mars. At least she’s goth.

    Her nit pickiness comes from being a Virgo or something? You both have nice dark hair and like designer. Could maybe be good-and-evil twins? Combine forces to fight Bleach Black..to become.Cunt Red/Black. V. Stendhal.

  8. Queen Marie Says:

    I have never heard of the twiglet girl, but at The Kingdom, we are filled with lovin’ for this blog and for you.

    Queen Marie
    x

  9. Moda Says:

    Maybe bloglovin are cunts?

  10. Moda Says:

    Can I go off topic and ask how your Max is doing these days? And how’s your hip recovery?

  11. braindance Says:

    Nubbytwiglet sounds like some sort of horrible penis desease, actually, I think it is. It is when your penis starts to deform into the shape of a highly reguarded snack called twiglets.

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3123/2720933045_71dddc6bb9.jpg

    And it shrinks to the size of a nub. It’s horrific.

  12. dust Says:

    What do you mean, you are not popular? You wouldn’t want to be popular among the same crowd as Gala, Shoes or Closet? If you were fishing for compliment, here you go : You are beyond popular, there is not yet word invented to describe it. The Nubby can twiglet on this one!

  13. dust Says:

    Here’s another one that even compliments me:
    You are the most popular blogger in my book and I’m worth like what, 100 000 twiglet nubbies a day, at least.

  14. dust Says:

    100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000, and counting………………………………………………………….., cunting………………………

  15. Ann Says:

    Oh thank God, another woman who hates Sarah Silverman! I thought I was alone! What is the magic with her? She’s awful! She’s not funny, she’s not shocking, she’s not attractive, I just don’t get it!

  16. Jules Says:

    people are just jealous because they wish they were as clever as you are and didn’t have to try so hard

  17. MJ Says:

    I just found this blog recently (from Wendy B) and can I just say that I love you? I mean, if could have been separated at birth from someone who can rock a leather dress and thigh-high boots (I cannot, being more of a pantsuited conscripted lawyer type), I would have wanted it to be someone like you. Because you make me laugh and actually curse MORE than I do.

    Rock on, my wolf sista.

    PS. Sarah Silverman isn’t magic, but Jesus is, or something like that…

  18. arline Says:

    You don’t need bloglovin.

  19. Braindance Says:

    I meant regarded, not what I spelt. And I meant disease, not the other word I made up.
    That’s what happens when you drink in the afternoon and reckon your self to be funny.
    Fail.

  20. pam power Says:

    Sister Wolf, I love you!

  21. Hammie Says:

    I bloglove you. xx

  22. WendyB Says:

    I’m very attracted to your cuntishness.

  23. Kelly Says:

    Uhhh I saw Eliza’s comment on nooby whatever loving taxidermy…one word: Awkward.
    I love your writing. You don’t have to be popular on blog lovin’ just to know that your a good writer. Your good enough and you have such a huge personality. Gotta love it :-)

  24. Anon Says:

    I have to say, these entries about other, usually young bloggers are becoming more needlessly savage as time goes on. Maybe a new entry could offer up a few blogs that definately pass muster.

  25. Mia Says:

    As a Graphic Design student curious about other Graphic Designers I use to check out this Nubby person’s blog AND I SO KNOW she is nothing like me, in fact she’s my opposite. Omg, taxidermy, red&black&white and a really bad make-up…eh. Sister Wolf is my most fav ;)

    PS.: I recommend you to check out Sea’s newest *fashionable* addition to her closet in a shape of an ugly blazer/coat with DUCT TAPE. It’s hilariously baad!

  26. Marmalade Wombat Says:

    Agreed. I hate sarah silverman. She’s so irritating – she’s a reasonable looking girl who wears fake school girl pig tails and sings obnoxious songs and makes obscene statements about farts and faeces – i don’t find that so ingeniously hilarious and great. Everybody thought this nubby twiglet (now that sounds a bit anatomically rude – like slang for the nubby female bits) reeks of gala darling – absolutely agree with that. teheh

  27. JJ Says:

    can someone invent an application called BlogHatin’? I would be on that faster than you could say “Erin Wasson”

  28. tamere Suce des Ours Says:

    Nobody likes cause you a fucking hater, cunt ! what do you want to be popular, nobody gives a shit of your site, (unless the 10 followers you have)

    So i wish you all the bad luck, and hopefully your blog will die soon :)

  29. JJ Says:

    ^^
    LOL
    I don’t think you got the point, try again hunnie

  30. WTF Says:

    You know what? I agree.

    Her design is the average Herb Lubalin rip-off (and anyone who is serious about graphic design would know this right off), so why the FUCK are graphic design students who fall all over themselves to praise her?

    And I am pretty tired of women who do middle-of-the-road nonsense, because they’re thin and have the time to devote themselves to a excessive beauty routine (and the arrogance for the subsequent photoshoots) and use their expendable income collecting things to make themselves look good.

    The 90’s band Archers of Loaf had a great line in their song Plumb Line that plays in my head every time I see a blog like hers. “She’s got a great collection of things because that’s the best she can do”.

    And their followers who are too insecure not to fall for the fact that these people are MARKETING THEMSELVES AS A LIFESTYLE.
    Jesus fucking christ.

    Get your own personality, folks, bloggers and fans.

  31. Miss Launderette Says:

    ..and then today, for no apparent reason, I find your blog.

    It was rather amusing and I seriously laughed at several witty ones you’ve written…but then I noticed a weird pattern.

    You kinda hate everyone right? Sea of shoes, Tavi, bloglovin..nubby ‘whomever’she is.

    I mean LOL. Not that it bothers me, but seriously, don’t cross the fine line of being a witty/clever one to turn into a needy/bitter ones.

  32. bella Says:

    JEAAAAAAAAALOUS

    you are a jealous loser

  33. M* Says:

    She’s awful.

  34. M* Says:

    Nubby that is

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