Another Dick

This is the Dicklace Tee by Haute Hippie. Is it meant to be a pun, as in dickless? Or is it meant to be worn with that awful Dickweed nail polish?   $350 at Shopbop.

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12 Responses to “Another Dick”

  1. kate Says:

    Is it supposed to be like a dickee-slash-necklace? Either way, somebody’s gettin’ fucked. Money better spent on a gem-encrusted dildo-me ring.

  2. Faux Fuchsia Says:

    I am weeping for the FUTURE Wolf Sister.

  3. theresa Says:

    Hmm…I’d rather invest in the “sexuali-tee” shirt they’re selling at american apparel. The name is not quite so provocative, but at least theres a nice word play with my name.

    I am disappointed in the dicklessness of this dicklace shirt. for 350$ I want penis.

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  5. Juri Says:

    Being a foreigner, I don’t know about her language – and that t-shirt leaves me indifferent. But I think I might be tempted to give the modelling girl a go .. even if she had a dick.

  6. Marmalade Wombat Says:

    I don’t understand it! I thought the lace may have been made of a chainmail of little penises but it wasn’t. The girl looks a little bit like rihanna though.

  7. Ann Says:

    That model has been taking posing lessons from Gooney Bird and pot-smoking lessons from me.

  8. Kelly Says:

    that shirt is priced at 350?!?!?! Can’t you get a regular hanes shirt, a cheese grater and some razor blades to make it look like that?!!?

  9. Jill Says:

    Maybe they meant dickee…

  10. Ash Says:

    Dicklace Tee. $350 dollars?! Wow! People sure are dumb, these days!

  11. Christine Says:


    “HH coined the word “dicklace” to describe a gorgeous neck adornment created for our second collection, and the moniker has lovingly stuck. In addition to being a constant source of amusement in the office, the name is actually quite appropriate for the item it describes: it’s a hybrid of “dickie” and “necklace”.”

    Cue music:
    The more you know…

  12. Hello Says:

    Is the dicklace detachable? Because sometimes I might need the t-shirt portion to dig wells in Africa in.

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