Sting: What a Fucking Cunt™!

Not just a fucking cunt, but a TOTAL fucking cunt. If you didn’t already hate him, it’s time to get on board.

Sting was offered 2 millions pounds to perform in Uzbekistan for the glamorous daughter of its brutal dictator, whose human rights violations are deplored around the world.

When asked to defend his decision, after the fact, Sting issued a statement that explained: “The concert was organized by the president’s daughter and I believe sponsored by Unicef.”

But Unicef says they were “quite surprised” by Sting’s claim. Oh, snap!

Sting still wants to have it both ways (i.e. to indulge his greed and to pose as a humanitarian.) Here is his argument:

“I am well aware of the Uzbek president’s appalling reputation in the field of human rights as well as the environment. I made the decision to play there in spite of that. I have come to believe that cultural boycotts are not only pointless gestures, they are counter-productive, where proscribed states are further robbed of the open commerce of ideas and art and as a result become even more closed, paranoid and insular.”

God, what a fucking cunt™.  A ticket for his concert cost more than 45 times the average monthly salary in Uzbekistan.   Look at him sitting with Gulnara Karimova, the dictator’s daughter and anointed heir. Don’t they look cultural together? Poor Trudy.

If you hate Sting as much as I do, listen to the eloquence of journalist Miles Raymer:

“You gotta hand it to Sting: the guy just doesn’t stop. Most people who inspire the hatred of literally millions of people for a long list of entirely valid reasons–from his shitty music to his preternatural self-regard to his insistence on planting in my mind, even for the briefest of horrifying seconds, the image of him having hours-long tantric sex would probably rest on their laurels.”

Sting brings being a cunt to a whole new level. He is definitely Cunt of the Week™, unless someone somehow manages to out-cunt him.

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62 Responses to “Sting: What a Fucking Cunt™!”

  1. OMGGMAB Says:

    Sorry, I meant: http://www.whosonthebus.blogspot.com/

  2. maryann Says:

    When I really, really hope that he gets so much shit, he will donate that money right back to the Uzbekistan citizens. Or maybe to Unicef. Or he will re-work a song to create a tribute montage while wearing clothes worth more than Uzbek’s GDP.

  3. maryann Says:

    * I really

  4. Eliza Says:

    I’m glad you brought this to attention, even if some of your readers only wanted to trash holier-than-thou musicians and don’t give a shit about Uzbekistan.

  5. Natty Says:

    Sting is not just a cunt but the ultimate 24 carrat shitcunt i believe

  6. Rebekah Says:

    He should have his tongue ripped out and stomped upon for ever telling anyone ever about 4 hour long tantric sex. That or be forced to live in exile with Bono for the rest of his days. I don’t know which is worse.

  7. Deb Says:

    He’s a humanitarian until the price is right. Self-righteous prick

  8. Cherie Says:

    Why do musicians always claim to be ARTISTS?!! He’s well up there with Kanye ‘the original POP ARTIST’ West in wankerville.
    Why Sting still thinks he’s a geordie lad is beyond me, there’s nothing Northern about that guy anymore.

  9. Dru Says:

    Sting’s a geordie?! Or claims to be one? Since when?

  10. Chris Says:

    He’s a cunning cunt. If he played the entire album ‘Dream of the Blue Turtles’ live then he was inflicting Psyops on the entire regime. I think he’s an ‘ MI5 cunt.

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