Sting: What a Fucking Cunt™!

Not just a fucking cunt, but a TOTAL fucking cunt. If you didn’t already hate him, it’s time to get on board.

Sting was offered 2 millions pounds to perform in Uzbekistan for the glamorous daughter of its brutal dictator, whose human rights violations are deplored around the world.

When asked to defend his decision, after the fact, Sting issued a statement that explained: “The concert was organized by the president’s daughter and I believe sponsored by Unicef.”

But Unicef says they were “quite surprised” by Sting’s claim. Oh, snap!

Sting still wants to have it both ways (i.e. to indulge his greed and to pose as a humanitarian.) Here is his argument:

“I am well aware of the Uzbek president’s appalling reputation in the field of human rights as well as the environment. I made the decision to play there in spite of that. I have come to believe that cultural boycotts are not only pointless gestures, they are counter-productive, where proscribed states are further robbed of the open commerce of ideas and art and as a result become even more closed, paranoid and insular.”

God, what a fucking cunt™.  A ticket for his concert cost more than 45 times the average monthly salary in Uzbekistan.   Look at him sitting with Gulnara Karimova, the dictator’s daughter and anointed heir. Don’t they look cultural together? Poor Trudy.

If you hate Sting as much as I do, listen to the eloquence of journalist Miles Raymer:

“You gotta hand it to Sting: the guy just doesn’t stop. Most people who inspire the hatred of literally millions of people for a long list of entirely valid reasons–from his shitty music to his preternatural self-regard to his insistence on planting in my mind, even for the briefest of horrifying seconds, the image of him having hours-long tantric sex would probably rest on their laurels.”

Sting brings being a cunt to a whole new level. He is definitely Cunt of the Week™, unless someone somehow manages to out-cunt him.

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62 Responses to “Sting: What a Fucking Cunt™!”

  1. Cheraya Says:

    He is a double cunt of the highest order.

  2. Braindance Says:

    “I am well aware of my appalling reputation in the field of music & narcissistic rambling about my greatness, as well as my total self delusion.
    I made the decision to play there in spite of that. I have come to believe that cultural boycotts are not only pointless gestures; they are counter-productive, especially if ROBBING me of the chance of £2 million. (How the fuck is Trudy going to terrorise our staff if I do not bring home the magic beans?)
    Talking of robbing, could I, Sting, the son of greatness let proscribed states be further robbed of the open commerce (well, if you can afford the price that is, stinking plebs) of my excellent ideas and fantastic musical art (look, even my beard is a work of art, look how I contemplatively stroke it)and as a result become even more closed, paranoid and insular.”

    Sting, what a turd, a big floating turd on the sea of life.

  3. Mia Says:

    He is the king of cunts and he has no competition. Maybe if Bono (hate him too) decided to perform in North Korea? Yeah, that’d probably out-count even Sting :D

  4. Faux Fuchsia Says:

    Miss Gulnara has a lot of volume in that ‘do. Is it teasing? Hair spray? Hot rollers?

  5. David Duff Says:

    And then there’s Bono …

  6. Cheraya Says:

    … and let’s not forget Bob Geldof. Another cunt.

  7. Make Do Style Says:

    A1 cunt! I will now spend a week speaking of him as cunt of the week to everyone be it on train or tube!

  8. That's Not My Age Says:

    Hate Sting, love that quote!

  9. dust Says:

    One week is not enough.
    Entertainment is not art.

  10. XuXu Says:

    ’tis terribly, terribly true.

    He is a fuck head and cunt ass of the
    highest order. Knight Cuntiehood.

    Cunt-Fuck-Ass-Suck.

    Always thought so.
    Except when I was 16 and in love with him.

    You know.

    Back in the 80′s with the acupuncture and skeletons and shit.

    TELL THAT SHIT LADY SISTER!!!!

    XuXu
    http://www.frenchshelter.blogspot.com

  11. Miggs Says:

    A Cunt, perfecting the art of Cuntitude.

  12. Iron Chic Says:

    Sting thinks his music is “art.” haha

  13. patni Says:

    Hahahahhah! I was just about to add sting to my list of things that annoy me.
    Which is very very sad. He was my imaginary husband since 1978. Our imaginary relationship started to fall apart when he started talking about his tantric sex life. And fell apart shortly later as he started blabbing about “carbon footprints” and such, meanwhile living in an uninsulated castle which he probably heats to a hundred degrees. Now he has achieved knight hood of cuntitude, we are irretrievably estranged..
    I still hate Bono more though.

  14. Mimi Says:

    What a dick move (to reference to other genitals). And I’m not sure what “open commerce of ideas and art” has to do with brutal repression, since somehow Guantanamo is still open…

  15. aimee-WTF Says:

    I would say I’m shocked…

    He, Bono and Michael Stipe should go colonize their own planet. Leave the rest of us the fuck alone.

  16. Jill Says:

    “out-cunt him” that’s priceless!

  17. Ann Says:

    Lamest alibi ever. If there’s one thing I hate more than a cunt, it’s a hypocritical cunt. Like I needed another reason to hate him.

  18. Juri Says:

    Bobby Mugabe just turned 86. Perhaps Sting, Bono and Sir Geldof could play a surprise gig for him and ask Paul McCunt to join them for encore. “Money Can’t Buy Me Love?”

    Also, two more questions for Sting: 1) You’re almost 60. Why do you still sing like a eunuch or a pre-pubescent boy still waiting for his other testicle to descent? 2) If that tantra crap is so fantastic why do you visit brothels (like that one in Hamburg) as well? Could it be that you actually like quickies better but need that tantric aura for your image, now that posing with Brazilian indians is no longer considered cool?

  19. Mark Says:

    Mother of God!

  20. How about Buddha? Says:

    If I had any Sting CDs I would smash them, and send them to him!
    Cunt doesn’t even begin to describe him.
    Blaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!

  21. Aja Says:

    Oh the disappointment. I love Sting but he’s killing me with this statement . . .

  22. **** OF THE WEEK « FREE ART LONDON LIST Says:

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  23. Eliza Says:

    Imagine if Sting had publically denounced Karimov over the jailing of AIDS activist Maxim Popov, who advocated condom use in a pamphlet trumped up to some sort of obscenity charge. He could have stroked his ego above criticism if he cared at all.

  24. arline Says:

    Just today, someone quoted a sting song “free free, set them free”, and all I could think of, was that Sting had just been awarded Cunt of the week.

    Hypocrisy really saddens me.

  25. E Says:

    Bono is still a larger cunt. But only mildly

  26. Moda Says:

    I knew he was a cunt, just didn’t realise the depth of his shitness. What an utter wanker.

  27. Susan Says:

    Good call, Sister. He can’t have it both ways. And the photo looks like Sting’s thinking, “Oh, fuck. How am I going to spin this one?”.

  28. Suebob Says:

    His music is appalling, he can’t sing at all and gah, he is so full of himself. I’ll never forget that documentary about him trying to be a jazz musician. In it, he pontificates…

    ‘Roxanne’ was a hit,” says Sting. “I knew we had arrived when I was lying in bed in my hotel room one morning and the window washer outside was whistling ‘Roxanne’. I thought, ‘Wow, that’s market penetration!’”

    WAFC!

  29. lizzifer Says:

    Sting = money grubbing cunt.

  30. Miggs Says:

    Also, Daughter looks bored out of her mind – I guess she didn’t like the Pop Star daddy gave her.

  31. TheShoeGirl Says:

    His new song makes me want to poke my eyes out with fire pokers.

    Also, please make Cunt of the Weekâ„¢ a new feature.

  32. Michelle Says:

    I hope Sting continues to play up his cuntiness and the media keeps on attacking him about it because it actually puts a massive spotlight on how bastardly stupid the triumvirate of dictator, his trashy daughter and the aging self aggrandising “pop star” … who by the way totally has a serial killer/paedophile beard. Sting is nothing more than a performing monkey – he doesn’t care who feeds him. Have you looked at the woman’s wikipedia page? It makes her look like some Angelina Jolie of humanitarian work? It states she founded projects & worked with UNESCO and UNICEF – does she really care that much about children? I read in another article there is state forced child labour in the cotton industry? Apparently the US does not criticise Uzbekistan because they acted as a base for the invasion of Afghanistan.

  33. Ann Says:

    I’m w/TheShoeGirl – please make Cunt of the Weekâ„¢ a new feature!!!!

  34. Mark Says:

    I’m with Ann and TheShoeGirl — please make Cunt of the Week a new feature, and make next week’s Cunt of the Week John Mayer. Thank you in advance.

  35. Mark Says:

    Wait! Then at the end of the year, we can all vote on Cunt of the Year!!!!

  36. Alicia Says:

    What a fucking cunt!!!

    I would also like to add that this should be a weekly feature.

  37. aube Says:

    Cunt of the week, Cunt of the year! YES!!!!

  38. Cheraya Says:

    another request for a regular Cunt of the Week.

  39. David Duff Says:

    But please, please, don’t forget Dave ‘the Edge’ Evans of U(are a cunt)2!

    http://www.ihatethemedia.com/the-edge-still-cant-build-what-he-was-hoping-for

  40. Emma Says:

    I’ve just found your site. I’m going to come back every day, because you are right about everything. Especially Sting.

  41. Braindance Says:

    Please do not get me started on Bono, or as I like to call him, Supreme Sucker Of Satan’s Cock. (Thank you Bill Hicks)

    Who is worse out of those two? It’s a tough call. I would say s.s.o.s.c pips Sting to the post, because of his relentlessly smug frying pan face, and the blue glasses.

    Cunt of the week has to become a regular feature, surely?

  42. Dru Says:

    I don’t know what is more detestable, his “music” or his sanctimoniousness. Dictator Barbie is pretty though.

  43. tobilynne Says:

    It’s bad enough to have made a statement like this in the first place … but coming from someone who has made such a big deal of being a humanitarian … Ugh. Hypocrites are the worst kind of fucking cuntsâ„¢. Bono and Geldof definitely deserve a mention, and I’m adding Phil Spector to the list.

  44. MJ Says:

    I’ll vote in advance for John Mayer as a future CoTW.

  45. Jenny Dunville Says:

    This has been coming on with Sting for quite some time now. Please consider adding Billy Joel & Lance Armstrong to Cunt Club.

  46. PeaceBwithU Says:

    I would also like to add someone to the Cunt Club. Actually lets make him Cunt of the week. Jay Leno. Not a musician I realize but he sang “the blues” pretty well to NBC execs and look where it got him.

  47. Ann Says:

    This is why your readers rule. John Mayer, Billy Joel, Lance Armstrong, Bono, Bob Geldof, Phil Spector, The Edge and Jay Leno – all excellent suggestions for Cunt of the Weekâ„¢!

  48. PeaceBwithU Says:

    Maybe we should put them all on “the bus” http://www.whosonthebus.blogspot.com/

  49. fashionherald Says:

    Poor Stewart Copeland and Andy Summers, all those years of listening to Sting. And then having to barely survive a reunion tour.

  50. Mark Says:

    Oh, Billy Joel! Cunt of the Month at least for him. Wait! Before we get carried away and start just listing cunts, I think maybe one of the cunts should have to do something specifically cunty that week to be crowned Cunt of the Week.

  51. OMGGMAB Says:

    Yes, all are on the bus, Peace. More on these c””s later. Read the latest post on catholic abusers at whosonthebus.bogspot.com.

  52. OMGGMAB Says:

    Sorry, I meant: http://www.whosonthebus.blogspot.com/

  53. maryann Says:

    When I really, really hope that he gets so much shit, he will donate that money right back to the Uzbekistan citizens. Or maybe to Unicef. Or he will re-work a song to create a tribute montage while wearing clothes worth more than Uzbek’s GDP.

  54. maryann Says:

    * I really

  55. Eliza Says:

    I’m glad you brought this to attention, even if some of your readers only wanted to trash holier-than-thou musicians and don’t give a shit about Uzbekistan.

  56. Natty Says:

    Sting is not just a cunt but the ultimate 24 carrat shitcunt i believe

  57. Rebekah Says:

    He should have his tongue ripped out and stomped upon for ever telling anyone ever about 4 hour long tantric sex. That or be forced to live in exile with Bono for the rest of his days. I don’t know which is worse.

  58. Deb Says:

    He’s a humanitarian until the price is right. Self-righteous prick

  59. Cherie Says:

    Why do musicians always claim to be ARTISTS?!! He’s well up there with Kanye ‘the original POP ARTIST’ West in wankerville.
    Why Sting still thinks he’s a geordie lad is beyond me, there’s nothing Northern about that guy anymore.

  60. Dru Says:

    Sting’s a geordie?! Or claims to be one? Since when?

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  62. Chris Says:

    He’s a cunning cunt. If he played the entire album ‘Dream of the Blue Turtles’ live then he was inflicting Psyops on the entire regime. I think he’s an ‘ MI5 cunt.

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