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March 14th, 2010 at 1:18 am
Wow, I need those in my life.
Not.
March 14th, 2010 at 2:13 am
What happens when you leave Maria from The Sound of Music alone in the therapeutic aids section of a pharmacy…….
xx
March 14th, 2010 at 2:25 am
oh yes, those are hideous, and would be extra hideous once they were worn a couple of times and the fabric around the bottom got all grubby and dirty.
March 14th, 2010 at 2:34 am
OMFG those are revolting.
who the fuck buys these bloody awful shoes?
March 14th, 2010 at 3:15 am
Ouch!
March 14th, 2010 at 3:48 am
Only stupid people buy them. What I want to know is who is the dummy who designs them???
March 14th, 2010 at 3:51 am
hahahaha!
March 14th, 2010 at 4:27 am
Now those really are quite terrible but I would love to see someone wearing them!
March 14th, 2010 at 5:09 am
I first thought this was some type of medical device. Wow.
March 14th, 2010 at 5:18 am
these must be the worst yet. i thought it couldn’t get worse than the converse/sandal….
March 14th, 2010 at 5:20 am
^what skye says, imagine the bottoms of these covered in city street grime, yuck.
Again, this begs the question: what was the ‘designer’ of these ingesting?
March 14th, 2010 at 5:21 am
Also, I salute the brave person who came up with the name ‘Floral Slouch Clog’ for this- though not if the designer was the one who named it..
March 14th, 2010 at 5:25 am
I saw this and instantly thought of you! (before you posted this). All I can say is I second the ha ha has! What is the point of these??
March 14th, 2010 at 6:01 am
I wouldn’t have thought that one could come up with something this hideous. Is it a joke?
March 14th, 2010 at 7:50 am
I’d too would like to know who designed this masterpiece. Why don’t we just wrap our feet in a piece of an old quilt, pillow case or some such?
March 14th, 2010 at 8:41 am
The Olsen twins? That Zoe woman who looks like a scarecrow? Who would wear these? And where would one wear these? To a party in a room of wall-to-wall white carpeting? I can’t begin to imagine the filth that would accumulate on these monsters.
Stop it.
Eagerly awaiting the Cunt of the Week, hoping it’s Liz Cheney.
March 14th, 2010 at 8:52 am
Did any of you follow the link to read its single review?
“Ladies let me tell you guys love shoes like these. I’m a guy and WISH my girlfriend would wear these. The height of the clog with the slouch of a boot is very, very chic. And NO these would not be better in flats. Guys like heels. Keep the flats for around the house. Pair it with a cute skirt.”
Fucking hipster douchebag men…
March 14th, 2010 at 8:56 am
I’m trying to look at these with an open mind…no! Fuck it. No.
They suck all over – especially in the price category.
March 14th, 2010 at 8:58 am
p.s.
Did you see the name of Mom of Shoes’ new black pants?
http://www.jcrew.com/AST/Browse/WomenBrowse/Women_Feature_Assortment/NewArrivals/pants/PRDOVR~25507/25507.jsp
March 14th, 2010 at 9:50 am
They’re by Irregular Choice?! Oh horrors- I actually liked the few pairs of shoes I’d seen by that brand, might have to revise my opinion a bit now…
March 14th, 2010 at 10:57 am
Eliza, that hipster douchebag quoted (if he even actually exists, because I don’t know any man with a girlfriend who would write “Pair it with a cute skirt”) probably has a My Little Pony fetish, because those godawful things would turn anyone’s feet into those of a flowered Clydesdale.
March 14th, 2010 at 11:56 am
No words…except for those two… I mean those 8…+4
March 14th, 2010 at 12:06 pm
Coming to a street style photographer near you…
March 14th, 2010 at 12:08 pm
Vee–
LOL re: My Little Pony.
I thought the same thing about the hipster douchebag. I think by ‘girlfriend,’ he meant his drag queen buddy.
March 14th, 2010 at 12:09 pm
Iron Chic- You are hilarious. Thanks for the link.
March 14th, 2010 at 12:30 pm
Actually I totally love them and want them. Luckily for me most of the clothes/ shoes I like end up on sale because for some reason nobody else likes them
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March 14th, 2010 at 1:00 pm
Those are gross.
March 14th, 2010 at 1:21 pm
They’d do a terrific job of hiding one’s cankles, that’s for certain.
March 14th, 2010 at 1:35 pm
Ann, wouldn’t they give you cankles (or hooves as Vee suggests)?
I agree with the hipster douchebag that these would not look any better as flats. Nope. Leave up your wallpaper.
March 14th, 2010 at 2:05 pm
Well… You may hate these as well but those look suspiciously like an ugly version of some boots I designed for Harajuku Lovers last year… http://www.heels.com/womens-shoes/attica-boot-greynatural.html
Hmmm. Fishy.
March 14th, 2010 at 2:16 pm
Looks like a cat designed those, so it could scratch all the way around a chair, even with somebody sitting in it.
March 14th, 2010 at 2:54 pm
There’s something of a gentle sexual torture vibe to these!
Distinctly D&D Barbie.
Or Little House on the Scary!
Laura Ingalls (Girls Gone)Wilder ….and broke her ankle at Hyde Club.
Laura Ashley goes Floral Casting Trashy Ghastly.
Heidi says: at least hide yr toes!
Ann of Green Gables does shabby chic bondage via Yippe n Eurotrash labels.
*cue Jessica Simpson “braying” (love that word…did you know it comes from the Celtic root for breaking wind?)*
March 14th, 2010 at 3:08 pm
Strange.
March 14th, 2010 at 3:57 pm
Now you’re being silly.
Enough already with the stupid shoes!
March 14th, 2010 at 5:03 pm
Someone who hates life made these.
March 14th, 2010 at 6:00 pm
Am having a bad-shoe day chez moi and have linked these monstrosities.
March 14th, 2010 at 6:53 pm
Iron Chic – I just died laughing.
SW – How avant-garde! I think they would look stunning with Hanna Bernhard shoe pins and some thrifted lace knee high socks! I will have to obtain a pair for my collection. …well, as long as I can’t steal a pair from my mom’s store first.
March 14th, 2010 at 7:34 pm
Can we nominate whoever designed those to be Cunt of the Week?
March 14th, 2010 at 9:48 pm
I have a terrible fever but I can tell these shoes are Horrible Beyond Measure.
And not Visionary.
March 15th, 2010 at 4:59 am
Kate and I must be on the same wavelength – when I saw these I thought “stripper in bondage boots flees burning trailer through window, trailing Auntie Em’s floral curtains.”
March 15th, 2010 at 9:10 am
Wonder if hipster douchebag description-writing boy would love those shoes so much if his imaginary tranny friend/imaginary girlfriend kicked him hard with them on- those heels could probably do some damage, think about it!
March 15th, 2010 at 12:43 pm
Now I know who stole grandma´s curtains. Bad joke, my grandma has much better taste for curtains, being 87. Sorry, yaya.
About that boy loving the shoes… ok, wear them yourself. And if you´re so much in love with that crap, let me know to describe through what hole you can introduce them, with or without vaseline, your choice.
Have a nice day u all.
March 16th, 2010 at 1:22 pm
Good grief! I love Hammie’s comment about Maria from Sound of Music, that is exactly what these look like, well said Hammie!
March 17th, 2010 at 9:11 am
Somewhere, someone’s discarded couch bleeds in a side alley.
April 10th, 2010 at 1:12 am
I know i’m tagging onto this a little late,
firstly, WHY THE HECK were these aloud to be released upon the world?!?!
Maybe its a little shoe project of the budding* (*horrific) artist Sea and Karl or something….. along with all the hideous other things she wears i wouldn’t put it past the little spoilt tart… but then again the price range is a little kmart for her i suppose…
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