Sparkly Happiness for Everyone!
Rainbows and unicorns make everything happy, even Tragic Fashion Boy! Cornify is “the number #1 unicorn and rainbow service worldwide, providing sparkles and happiness for all.”
You can download a Cornify bookmark to Cornificate boring web pages: the more you click on it, the more sparkly happiness ensues. YAY for happy cuteness!
Take that, you stupid bitches who complain that I’m full of hate!
Tags: cuteness, Tragic Fashion Boy
March 16th, 2010 at 12:49 am
I think you are, profoundly so, a loving bundle of joy who
is just devastated at what is clearly the shearing out
of all that is beautiful and true in this world…which is
then replaced by enormous fountains of dogshit that
are foddered off on us, the willing masses, who need
a good tongue kiss to be woken.
Sparkles and Frenches,
XuXu
http://www.frenchshelter.blogspot.com
March 16th, 2010 at 1:01 am
You do realise that tragic fashion boy is weeping at his rainbow purification. He probably wants a unicorn as an accessory.
March 16th, 2010 at 1:45 am
cornify and tfb – only you could bring these two together! hilarious!
now i gotta go and clean off the coffee i spilled all over my keyboard when i saw that piece of art.
March 16th, 2010 at 2:22 am
I want a unicorn as an accessory.
March 16th, 2010 at 4:16 am
Hahahahaha!!
March 16th, 2010 at 5:58 am
Surfing for porn just got awesome!
March 16th, 2010 at 7:13 am
I’m happy, and that scares me.
March 16th, 2010 at 11:29 am
I can feel the hate melting away with every Corni click.
March 16th, 2010 at 12:08 pm
Don’t those stupid bitches have anything better to do?
I want to meet Tragic Fashion Boy, if only for the inevitable tragi-comic fashion moment that I realize he is really just some silly, shallow, starving dullard with too much time and money and neglectful parents.
March 16th, 2010 at 12:09 pm
Where does this fall on the happiness-hatred continuum?
http://bit.ly/d4am53
March 16th, 2010 at 1:10 pm
So, so lovely, I am moved to tears, thanks for opening my eyes to such a joyful thing, Pudfish
March 16th, 2010 at 4:44 pm
I find it interesting to see how a person manages to catch people’s attention, in both the positive and the negative sense, I’d say you and Charles Guislain are made of the same sparkly unicorns and rainbows.
March 16th, 2010 at 4:48 pm
And to top it all off… some of the clip art is stolen. The pink one is actually a pet from the online game “Neopets”.
March 16th, 2010 at 4:58 pm
Max – That game stimulates my happiness/hatred center, that’s all I can say at this time.
Anjuna – Ha, you’re trying to make me mad but I’m TOO HAPPY to take the bait!
damaia – So are you saying this impinges on your sparkly happiness??
March 16th, 2010 at 5:17 pm
That’s the best use of Cornified that I’ve ever seen, and I done seen lots!
Tragic Fashion Boy looks like he’s a post-millennial, live action Care Bears villain here: the megatron Grizzle Beastly. Oh, and Sister can be his boss– Dark Hair, Darker Heart–intent on getting the Care Bears stoned so they’ll eat up the world’s supply of ugly shoes in a munchie extravaganza.
http://seaofshoes.typepad.com/sea_of_shoes/2009/05/airports.html
March 16th, 2010 at 6:15 pm
I could waste hours doing this.
March 16th, 2010 at 8:09 pm
what i wouldn’t do to be covered in unicorn vomit and skittles for a day.
March 17th, 2010 at 6:57 am
Factoid of the day: Tragic Fashion Boy appears in the Facehunter’s new book, where his age is given as thirteen, and he is wearing trainers worth £1,200.
March 17th, 2010 at 11:58 am
It might! No, actually I think it improves my sparkly happiness. Since I don’t understand online games that sell virtual accessories for virtual pets but charge actual money for it. I’m glad to see someone stick it to them a bit.
March 18th, 2010 at 11:59 am
i cornified sea: http://www.cornify.com/corn/19400
March 18th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
mom too: http://www.cornify.com/corn/19404