Hot or Not
I think I might be the only person in the world (besides Jesse James) who thinks this woman is hotter than Sandra Bullock. I just tried to get my husband to agree, but no dice.
I don’t care if Sandra Bullock is “America’s Sweetheart,” she looks like a man to me. It’s probably the no-top-lip thing, which I am very sensitive to. Plus, I’ve always had the feeling that Sandra is gay.
Hot or not?
Tags: lesbians, Sandra Bullock, tramps
March 23rd, 2010 at 1:24 am
Oh SW, finally someone who shares my sentiment. Sandra Bullock is a huge dyke, bearding, closeted – whatever you want to say. Take it from a gay girl, she pings like crazy. “Wishful thinking” is the reply I get from most people but c’mon people have you seen her in Miss Congeniality? Holy crap. She’s even sporting a nice case of gayface.
With less-harsh eye makeup and a better fringe tattoo-lady totally has the potential to be hotter than Sandy. She’s so so so so obviously Jesse James’ type, what a lovely couple.
The bearding was great while it lasted, time for Sandy to come out me thinks.
March 23rd, 2010 at 1:25 am
i think “bombshell” (what?) has completely disfigured herself with that facial picket fence tattoo underneath her fringe. also, she’s into nazi shit, and that’s not acceptable to me in any way.
but i agree with you on mrs. sandy sweetheart.
March 23rd, 2010 at 1:32 am
Not!
March 23rd, 2010 at 1:39 am
but sandra was so cute in speed! actually i think that’s the best she’s ever looked…sort of how cameron diaz was totally hot in the mask but has been super scary ever since. i dunno, i think this chicks tattoos are dumb but she does seem like a better match for jesse than ‘ol sandy.
March 23rd, 2010 at 1:57 am
I love the sandy.
but it is true.
the tattoo diver is “hotter.”
however. Jesse is a compile pile of dog features.
xuxu
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March 23rd, 2010 at 2:53 am
The tattoo lady is totally hot, and i love her facial tattoos and make up. She also looks like she might have a personality, and sandy has always seemed to me like she has none. She is BORING!
March 23rd, 2010 at 3:17 am
Hell no.
March 23rd, 2010 at 3:18 am
Radaronline has some interesting court documents that show what a piece of shit mother she is too.
March 23rd, 2010 at 3:31 am
Sandra Bullock has always bugged me. I think she is weird looking. I don’t care for her acting either.
About the other woman, I am indifferent.
March 23rd, 2010 at 3:41 am
No, I have to disagree – maybe because the pink polka dot bra in conjunction with the tattoos and demurely cast down eyes bug the shit out of me. I like Sandra – so sue me!
March 23rd, 2010 at 4:36 am
you are crazy?
March 23rd, 2010 at 4:45 am
Both of them are quite harsh on my eyes, but Sandy Bollocks wins because tattoo lady, she try to hard.
I am TOTALLY with you on the no top lip, thin lips make me uneasy.
Especially if owned by somebody into smoking, and they have creases all around the thin lips. Makes me think of a cat’s asshole.
Other facial features that bring out the irrational judgment and disdain in me are:
Small foreheads (big ones are sexy)
eyes too close together (obviously shifty or inbred)
Lips that are constantly slobbery, like a wet fish
Thank you for g
March 23rd, 2010 at 4:47 am
Giving me the platform to talk about things I dislike, feels so good. XxX
March 23rd, 2010 at 5:17 am
Have to say I don’t find either one of them attractive. Never cared for Sandra, but the Nazi stuff repels me too much to find this woman hot.
March 23rd, 2010 at 5:42 am
Sandra Bullock doesn’t make me want to throw a leg, but neither does this chick. Black hair, pale skin, bolt-on tits, facial tattoos, Nazi photoshoot, blah blah blah.
March 23rd, 2010 at 5:56 am
Sandra Bullock has been looking a lot better lately…
that cunt up there is digusting inside and out.
March 23rd, 2010 at 5:59 am
WAAAAAAY hotter than SB.
March 23rd, 2010 at 6:01 am
I’m with Duff – not!
March 23rd, 2010 at 6:02 am
but equally don’t think SB is hot.
March 23rd, 2010 at 6:02 am
the press has been going hard on tattoo lady.
she is a douche in her nazi ways
but the press need to focus more time on how much of douche jesse is.
he’s so gross
i found him to be slightly odd in the celeb apprentice (yes i watched it. dont judge)
glad my first impression was correct.
March 23rd, 2010 at 7:00 am
Can’t be bothered with either one of them. However, I find Tatgirl to be the most conventional, boring, and repulsive of the two. She’s just “conventional” in a different subcultural way than SB. And the whole Nazi thing disgusts me.
March 23rd, 2010 at 7:01 am
I’m still hoping that Dita Von Teese will ask me if I want to explore my latent lesbianism, so I have no Not or Hot opinions on other chicks. Except for noir writer Christa Faust – she’s hot too.
March 23rd, 2010 at 7:03 am
Not. And Sandra is awful too. And Jesse too. They all deserve each other.
March 23rd, 2010 at 7:43 am
A not on both!
With longevity comes perspective, I have a friend that had huge tattoos done in her 20s and now in her late 50s they have faded, dropped in geography, and look like sh!t on her sagging skin (from years of gaining and losing weight).
March 23rd, 2010 at 8:12 am
I think she and Sandra are both hot, and Jesse James is the one who looks like crap. Besides, this one looks like she’s in her 20s, and SB is 40-odd. I guess that’d be likely to cause a hotness differential/gap/something.
March 23rd, 2010 at 8:13 am
Wait- Nazi photoshoot? Huh?
March 23rd, 2010 at 8:21 am
Not. She looks like a female version of Angelica Huston or Lucy Lawless.
March 23rd, 2010 at 9:02 am
She’s a woman so, sure, why not.
March 23rd, 2010 at 9:07 am
Don’t care much for SB – she’s kind of bland. This one, I’d have to look at her teeth… I have this thing – I had horrible awful teeth until I spent a fortune getting them in order (still aren’t paid for) and now I fixate on people’s teeth. It’s possible to fall in love with someone’s teeth & realize later what an asshole the rest is, believe me.
Pretty much in agreement with all the other complaints about her.
March 23rd, 2010 at 9:56 am
Hmm, it’s a toss-up — this chick looks a bit mannish as well, with those chiseled cheekbones, drag queen makeup, and plastic tits. Maybe it’s Jesse who’s really in the closet!
March 23rd, 2010 at 10:17 am
actresses with weird lips are not actresses. they exist to be made fun of.
March 23rd, 2010 at 10:44 am
Thanks, Robert – Lucy Lawless is hot too. I omitted her from my hott list. She was even hotter blonde in Battlestar Galactica (as was the 6, both blonde and light brown).
Women are just hotter than men, or something. Or maybe I’m still temporarily blind from Terry Richardson and Jesse J…..
March 23rd, 2010 at 11:11 am
Not. Too obvious. “Hi! I have tits and I luuuuuuuv an#l!”
Sandra Bullock isn’t hot either, but at least she doesn’t look like I’d want to dip her in bleach before I’d even sit next to her.
March 23rd, 2010 at 11:25 am
This chick is awful. She is someone’s mom, that is sad. Kinda like this poor kid I saw today with his parents both smoking cigs and blowing them in his face. Poor kid. I regret hating my parents they weren’t that bad.
She seems perfect for that guy. They probably go well together. Feel bad for Sandra though she was probably settling. It happens to women. 40 approaches. You don’t want to be alone. oh gross. this was probably a favor for her. She should find a nice man and settle down or whatever.
March 23rd, 2010 at 12:19 pm
Nice rack. Obvious what Jesse needs/wants. Isn’t it what we all need/want.
March 23rd, 2010 at 12:20 pm
Sandra Bullock is slightly worse actress than this lady’s tattoos, she’s trying hard no look like trying too hard, this one is plain trying too hard (right about Nazi, Braindance)…. Sandra gets the bollocks cos’ she’s been irritating me for eternity.
March 23rd, 2010 at 12:56 pm
Not hot – but I think you’re right about Sandra Bullock!
March 23rd, 2010 at 1:46 pm
NOT!
But at least we have established Jesse James has a type – manish women. You’re right about Sandra, I’m right about crazy face up there, and have you checked out the ex-wife? Ouch!
March 23rd, 2010 at 2:05 pm
I was like “Kat Von D, is that you?”
March 23rd, 2010 at 2:20 pm
Why are we going about the women anyway? It’s Jesse who is an asshole; I had it with these abject apologies coming from all directions lately: “it’s all my fault, I did it, I’m so sorry for what put my wife and kids through, my family is more important to me than anything, yadda yadda yadda”. Keep it in your pants, morons, or be super discreet – nah, it wouldn’t work, so – keep it in your pants!
March 23rd, 2010 at 2:51 pm
Not liking Sandy frozen face Bullock or Booby Nazi.
But the gay vibe? from Sandy? Why wouldnt she come out? oh wait, no one is asking Lindsay or Portia to play “america:s sweetheart”
March 23rd, 2010 at 5:14 pm
Never was much of a Sandra Bullock fan, but I have to admit I think she’s a pretty good physical comedian, and I laughed during “The Proposal.” I was forced to see it, so don’t judge me.
The tattooed whore? I can’t get over the white power bullshit.
March 23rd, 2010 at 5:20 pm
You couldn’t tell if this lady were hot–she’s covered in My Little Pony with Attitude junk! Pretty sure you just like black hair, pale skin, and Bettie Page references.
Sure, Sandra Bullock always looks slightly tense and too thin in the face as well as a little stupid, but I was impressed by her German-speaking once in an interview…uh and she’s not covered in stupid decals.
Oh yeah, and she’s RICH, so she could have those tattoos done and removed a thousand times, that extra fat gained and liposuctioned hundreds of times. But she’s not a generic tattoo lady, she’s a generic Hollywood lady!
March 23rd, 2010 at 7:34 pm
She looks like she’s wearing one of those Ed Hardy shirts.
March 23rd, 2010 at 9:12 pm
I cannot see past the Nazi worshipping – she is a foul little thing.
March 23rd, 2010 at 9:24 pm
I love Sandy cos she’s nice.
But the husband? ew.
Well everybody in Hollywood is cheating with somebody in any way. So when this news broke i was GASP not! Its bound to happen.
Though Sandy and the husband looks cute with their dogs. But without those adorable dogs ugh!
But i want them to stay together, That’s just my selfish reason. I don’t know. Just for the drama.
pls sandy and husband stay together, try to work it out for my sake and also for the dogs!
March 24th, 2010 at 5:25 am
I hate sandra bullock with a passion. I will go out of my way to not watch movies with her in them.
Maybe hate is too strong a word. her facial expressions and acting technique drive me insane. If I knew her in real life, she would be the co-worker that I would direct all my pet-peeve rage towards.
I bet she chews with her mouth open.
March 24th, 2010 at 7:25 am
Sister, You can look past the Swastika and see hotness???
March 24th, 2010 at 8:08 am
She’s a nazi piece of shit.
She looks like she has a stinky pussy, if you’ll pardon my vulgarity.
March 24th, 2010 at 11:20 am
Hot? are you kidding. Tacky is more like it.
March 24th, 2010 at 5:31 pm
I do not like Sandra Bullock either, but this woman looks like ugly trash with tons of crappy plastic surgery and cheap makeup – oh and Nazi tattoos! YUCK. I am actually shocked you like her.
I feel I must add that I ADORE tattooed women who wear lots of makeup and do pinup etc, so that has nothing to do with it. She is just tacky.
March 24th, 2010 at 9:47 pm
Iris – YES, I’m going to make my husband read your comment. thank you!
Stella Mayfair- The Nazi shit is reprehensible of course. Just comparing the relative hotness to Sandra’s lack thereof.
JillB – We don’t want her for a mom, agreed!
Braindance – We need to explore the annoying feature thing more deeply…
MJ – Ha! I have only been propositioned by super-unattractive women, Dita works for me too.
Natalie- HAHAHAA! Manish women, bingo. Would he like Jennifer Garner?
March 24th, 2010 at 9:53 pm
Aja – Poor Kat, alll she got for her trouble was Nikki Six.
Sonja and ShoeGirl and Cybill – WAIT, I’m a Jew! I don’t like Nazis! But the whole point of her look is “Ooh, badass whore!” I doubt she has any actual political or social belief system.
Kate – Yep, I’m a sucker for the Bettie Page. And like Dita, this woman is a natural blonde, so the black hair is especially striking.
Homodachi – HAHAHHA, you’re right! She has permanent Ed Hardy now.
March 25th, 2010 at 3:28 pm
Jennifer Garner would totally be up his alley. Too bad he’s not into dog faced women, because I think Katie Holmes will soon be released from her cage!
March 28th, 2010 at 5:46 pm
This is the dumbest thing I have ever read. That woman is a Nazi trashy whore! Why do people think Sandra Bullock is a lesbian? Because she didn’t get married when she was 18 and popped out a million kids?
April 24th, 2010 at 3:47 am
Sluts McGee? Hot? Surely not!
Unless you like that sort of thing. Which I don’t. I like nice, non-marriage-wrecking women who make money from movies, not shamelessly wrecking other peoples’ lives via In Touch Weekly and other peoples’ shameless vile husbands.
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