I’m aware that the shoe brand Irregular Choice has its fans but surely this specimen is unforgivable. Take a moment to ponder the insults going on here. For some reason, the open toe strikes me as the last straw.
I’m sad that the site selling this shoe doesn’t engage in descriptive language. I can’t begin to imagine what anyone could say. “Rats chewed the heel off this plucky little oxford and we patched the front with Grandma’s curtains!”
I can’t do it. Is anyone up to the challenge?