Houseboys

When we look for Houseboys, we are demanding, even though it’s hard to find good help and vice versa.

We look for a certain attitude first. Dominant but servile. Masculine but sensitive. Then we make sure he has strong legs, because he’ll be scurrying around all day, freshening our drinks and fluffing the pillows.

We ask him if he minds dressing up, because a good Houseboy is obedient but also playful.

Finally, we make sure we can take him out on social occasions. That’s about it. Oh wait, did I forget about cooking and cleaning? Those are good skills to have, but not as important and enthusiasm, multitasking and being a team player!

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14 Responses to “Houseboys”

  1. TheShoeGirl Says:

    There are no attractive men over here in Houjie, China.

    I miss home.

  2. Make Do Style Says:

    Bloody hell how did you manage to get a photo of Mr MDS in here (fourth one down) – his houseboy status cover is blown!

  3. Ann Says:

    Yum.

  4. Sheri Says:

    I have a son who has (briefly) considered modeling; but I think if he saw those pictures he would run screaming in the other direction.

    They might be beautiful men, with lovely faces and bodies, but a certain amount of dignity seems to have been sacrificed. Do you think they mind?

  5. Cricket9 Says:

    Yes, a houseboy (or two) would be nice, but if I see another pair of antlers or horns on someone’s head! Enough of this already – one Hellboy is sufficient. Time to switch to tails.

  6. dana Says:

    mmmm, houseboys. I like yours better than Fabulon’s!

  7. patni Says:

    Sheri, call me perverted, but to me the main attraction to me is that abandonment of dignity and pride. I like my men humiliated.

  8. Bessie the Buddha cow Says:

    Except 4 # 4, they look kinda gay, don’t cha think?

  9. Jenny Dunville Says:

    Yes yes to the HB in the brown leather jacket.

    In the park, in the dark, here, there, everywhere.

    Back to work.

  10. HelOnWheels Says:

    Yes, please!

    To be perfectly crude: I’d totally hit that!

  11. Iheartfashion Says:

    I’ll take one.

  12. Andra Says:

    HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. Alicia Says:

    I am so glad good legs are on the list. I love a man with big legs. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm….

    And LOL @ HelOnWheels! I’d hit a lot of that up there. LOL.

  14. matt Says:

    i really want to be a house boy

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