Mrs. Palin: What a Fucking Cunt!™

Please force yourself to watch these two minutes of  gibberish, as they will raise your spirits even as they insult your intelligence.  Keep in mind that she’s speaking at a college and yet denigrates college students.

I love this stupid bitch! It’s fun to watch her self-destruct. Cross your fingers that she’ll run in 2012.

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52 Responses to “Mrs. Palin: What a Fucking Cunt!™”

  1. David Duff Says:

    TERRIFIC!

    Oh, alright, the voice is a little scratchy, I agree, but at least she says something worth listening to, something uplifting, something positive in favour of American liberty and the way in which it inspires the oppressed of other countries, as opposed to that sonorous bass-baritone bore in the White House with his endless platitudinal streams of unconsciousness delivered in time to the metronomic left-right-left-right click of his neck as he follows his teleprompter.

    And she’s gorgeous!

  2. tinlizzy Says:

    How about that “TayRan”. I can’t imagine being in the audience and having to listen to this crap. I could only watch 59 seconds before I had to turn it off. I vote for her as Cunt of the Decade.

  3. XuXu Says:

    Honestly.

    I have moments when I want to ransack
    the world of many of its people.
    I get these bursts of rage.

    Sarah Palin.
    O Sarah Palin.

    How many Bendy Straws does it take
    to do away with Sarah.

    And in how many ways can one use
    said Bendy Straws to do away with Sarah.

    She makes me so angry that I actually sweat.

    XuXu
    http://www.frenchshelter.blogspot.com

  4. Ann Says:

    Does anyone take her seriously anymore? The sad and scary answer is YES. If she ran for office, people would vote for her. That fact keeps me awake at night. What a Fucking Cunt!â„¢

  5. Make Do Style Says:

    Good grief – is that the Noddy version of speeches!

  6. Mary Says:

    She looks mental. What the fuck was she talking about? I can’t listen.

  7. arline Says:

    It is still so difficult for me to get any message that she may present, because she is so fucking ridiculous!

  8. jd Says:

    What the hell is she waffling about? One would think since she is reading it there would be sentences, full stops, a central idea, some kind of flow…but no.

    Sister Wolf I would love to know what you think of Chris Brown’s blubbery breakdown during his MJ tribute at the BET awards…

  9. Tina Says:

    I threw up in my mouth….

  10. The Raisin Girl Says:

    I love how she talks about fighting for freedom and equal rights, but has a history of attempting censorship of materials dealing with homosexuality from public libraries in Alaska.

    And dear Gawd. At the obnoxious pausing and stuttering.

    What is your degree worth, I wonder, if Sarah Palin is invited to speak at your school. Not that I can really talk. Somebody from The Biggest Loser was invited to speak at my school last semester.

  11. Aja Says:

    Oh barf.

  12. L Says:

    Oh she gets points for incorporating “bendy straws” into her speech. Reminds me of a game we used to play at meetings…you would pick a random word or phrase and see how many times you could incorporate it into the meeting….and you would get extra points if other people in the room (who were not in the know) started using the word or phrase as well.

  13. Staircase Witch Says:

    Have you heard the bit of conversation that went on after her speech ended? I am not entirely sure that the participants did not know their observations were being amplified.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9zmHxGC5eU

    “Now I know the dumbness doesn’t come from the soundbites.”

  14. Suzanne aka Punk Glam Queen Says:

    Ack! What makes me sick is the applause! Here she is talking about freedom, yet she wants to censor students who are exercising their right to freedom? The woman puts my hair on end.
    XXX
    Suzanne

  15. kristen Says:

    Excellent and easy nomination for Fucking Cuntâ„¢, though for me, it wasn’t this incident of hers that made my brain want to melt out my ears.

    It was a couple weeks back when she was blaming the environmentalists for the oil spill. Her rationale was if they would just let the oil companies drill wherever they wanted- in wildlife refuges, on protected lands, etc. they wouldn’t have to go do this big scary dangerous deep water drilling out in the ocean. See, silly environmentalists!

  16. golden gate jumper Says:

    sw, you’re our favorite liberal! <3

  17. dust Says:

    The more she and similar garbage around the globe speak, the deeper the hole they’re digging. They don’t even need our help to bury themselves, every time they open their mouth, full shovel of dirt comes out.
    Our local mad man barks like a mad dog. One day he’ll swallow his tongue.

  18. Seraphina Says:

    WHAT AN IDIOT!

  19. Miss Janey Says:

    How is she still AROUND???

  20. Kazoo Says:

    Saying this won’t make me popular, but as a recent immigrant to the US, I notice that something weird happens to otherwise sensible people whenever someone drops the word ‘freedom’. Eyes well up, hearts pound, and the air thickens with the hot fury of ardent patriotism.

    I’m sorry to bring this up, but now I live here I can’t see how citizens of the Land of the Free have any more freedom than anyone else. Especially when gay people don’t have the freedom to marry, you can’t sunbathe topless on the beach, you have to show ID when you want to buy a beer, access to abortion services is highly restricted, and.. I could go on. Maybe this ‘freedom’ has something to do with being able to pack an uzi if you want to? Or to freely submit to being screwed by unregulated megacorporations at any and every opportunity.

    ps. what’s with all the eagles?

  21. Alicia Says:

    That youtube link to the commentary afterward make watching this so much more rewarding.

    And @Kazoo…such is the paradox of the US. Tons of ideals that people don’t actually put into practice. It’s been like that since the beginning.

    And we really like eagles.

  22. Mark Says:

    Those poor graduates.

  23. my favorite and my best Says:

    what the fuck just happened? where am i?

  24. Natalie / Fashion Intel Says:

    I want to karate chop her skull!

  25. miss cavendish Says:

    I can watch only Tina Fey as SP.

  26. Staircase Witch Says:

    @Kazoo–you’re absolutely right about gay marriage, abortion, and purchase of beer being unfairly restricted in this country. However, I must take exception to nude beaches. My dear husband X has just spent a week in the blue Aegean at a conference, got an (involuntary) eyeful of the denizens of a few said beaches, and has proclaimed that their prohibition here is nothing short of a public good.

  27. David Duff Says:

    No, no, ‘Staircase Witch’, I think he meant ‘pubic good’ and I’ll bet his, er, look was a tad longer than “involuntary”!

  28. Bevitron Says:

    Oh, that poor bitch, I can’t even work up a good hate-on for the cunt – don’t have the energy & there’s just too much up close & urgent personal shit requiring my hate right now. Anyway, Sister Wolf I am SO glad to see you enjoying her Stupid Bitchitude!

    Content, if you can call it that, aside, there’s something about her voice, if you can call it that, that makes me tear off my skin. Or at least my ears.

  29. Bevitron Says:

    That would be “WANT TO tear off my skin” — haven’t quite yet. Must avoid voice…

  30. Staircase Witch Says:

    David, I’m guessing you’re the sort who loses consciousness when Ms. Palin winks because all the blood to your brain has been diverted elsewhere.

    While I am under no delusion that my husband is immune to the physical charms of an attractive woman, clothed or not, had you seen what he saw, you would probably have been inclined to divert your eyes quickly as well.

  31. Ren Says:

    I’s so confused as to the point of all that. I’m just full of rage. That woman is a pile of cunt pus.

  32. HelOnWheels Says:

    Staircase Witch, I spent some time at a topless/nude beach in St. Maarten and , your husband is right; it’s usually the people who should NOT be naked that are!! The U.S. laws against nudity on beaches is a huge public service!

  33. Cricket9 Says:

    Staircase Witch, your husband should go to Dutch beaches – colder than Greek, but the views are better. Kazoo, it seems that we have more freedom in Canada. Let’s see: gay marriage – yes, access to abortion – yes (at least in theory – you may ned to travel a bit if doctors in your area are particularly concerned about fetuses’ rights); in Ontario not only you can sunbathe topless, you can just go topless anywhere you want – not that we do it very often. Yay us!
    But – we can’t pack an Uzi, and we are still being screwed by mega-corporations.
    We do like eagles, but we prefer beavers – just like Mr. Duff, I suspect.
    Sarah – what the hell she’s talking about – all of the sudden she’s “green”??? BTW, dying for a cause is highly overrated, much better to live and do something for the said cause.

  34. d Says:

    I seriously can’t comprehend anything she said in that video…am I stupid or is she?

  35. jennine Says:

    i have never been able to follow her stream of unconsciousness gibberish. is she drunk?

  36. Andra Says:

    We now have a female prime minister in Australia.
    Discuss.

  37. kellie Says:

    Sadly, it is too scary to even let her get as far as running for office. there are so many idiots out there that would vote for her.
    Tea partiers/anti abortion/anti gay/pro gun

    they are scary in their numbers..

  38. WCGB Says:

    It’s depressing that Cal State Stanislaus was able to use the Sarah event as a fundraiser on two counts: 1) Sarah actually raises money; 2) Higher education in California is woefully under funded. Universities and school districts (and hospitals) often have non-profit foundations raise money for them. Fortunately, their tax returns are public (as is true of any 501(c)(3) with income over $25,000).

    Along with Sarah, I nominate Prop 13 for Fucking Cunt status.

  39. WCGB Says:

    By the way, Mrs. Palin, the democratically elected government of Iran was overthrown in a coup d’état in 1953. Wanna guess who did that? Do I have to make this question multiple choice?

  40. WCGB Says:

    Takes one to know one.
    “http://wallacethinksagain.blogspot.com/2009/10/when-university-presidents-cant-think.html”

  41. Witch Moma Says:

    Instead of criticizing teleprompters & those who use them, she should get on board – Jesus, what a rambling mess. 4 months ago I stopped clicking on this woman’s name. (fell off the wagon) I have one word for you Sarah, “TELEVANGELISM.”

  42. Angelica Says:

    Wait…so she’s using stories of other people’s heroic, patriotic actions as a foil to launch her own agenda? Just what the fuck???

    Also, what the hell is “Tayran”? No wonder the Iranians want to bomb us.

  43. Aimi Says:

    How embarrassing. If it will get Cal State money, well, alright? (I mean, the screenwriter for the Twilight movies spoke at my graduation earlier this month!) I don’t even know what she’s talking about. It sounds like her speech was ran through several different languages and back to English on Babelfish (not even Google Translate). Something mocking dumpster diving? Bendy straws? Mocking developing countries for their lack of resources and semi-competent leaders?

    Also Cricket9, wherever you live in Canada sounds like Vermont. Hardly any jobs and shit weather most of the year unfortunately but loads of natural beauty to distract you.

    And Kazoo, the majority of people I know roll their eyes when people misappropriate and misinterpret ‘freedom’ for the GOD GIVEN RIGHT to ruthless, mindless consumerism, jingoism, xenophobia, homophobia, dictating policies of other countries as the US sees fit, etc. (Typical unnuanced liberal ranting, I know). That said I’d much rather live here than say, Uzbekistan, but still it could be a lot better. For one, ignoring and marginizaling tea baggers and Ron Paul supporters (do those still exist? gawd, I hope not — isolationist foreign policy and restriction of civil rights but who cares he wants to legalize all drugs — yay, so progressive!) would be a vast improvement and free up space to cover issues of actual relevance and capacity to actual do anything worthwhile…

  44. Nati Hell Says:

    I have only one thing to say:

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4fk6kkBRi1qalrbao1_500.jpg

  45. Juri Says:

    Since she chose to use that dead Eye-ranian girl from last summer as her propaganda corpse, she might have toned down the forced chipperism a bit. Hasn’t she learned to fake compassion, yet? Tee hee hee, that Holocaust was such a tragedy, hee hee hee, Rwanda, Darfur, Congo, gee wiz, Srebrenica.

    But she did manage to mention freedom quite a few times in 2 minutes and 27 seconds, and that probably is what matters.

    Dear Jesus, let her run and choose Orly Taiz as her running mate. And even better, let her get Elected.

  46. Cricket9 Says:

    Aimi, I live in Ottawa, our capital; moved after 20 years in Toronto for a job a year ago, and you’re right – shitty winters but pretty, smaller and more relaxed. There are many good job if you are bilingual – for some reason, not many Canadians are. I could hire a bilingual administrative assistant every week and it wouldn’t be enough. We have our share of idiot politicians, but I don’t think any of them gets close to Sarah level. Her fucking “chipperism” is insufferable!

  47. Gracey Says:

    Oh dear SW, she is like the South African cunt shitty version of Julius Malema, watch here how he kicked a BBC journalist out of a press conference, with his pronounciations of words sounding like a dim whit who never went to school. Ooops, he didn’t and maybe you should investigate where she got her diploma from and sense of speech writing. She probably got it from her sewer tank.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b72HV2UM_H0&NR=1

  48. Aimi Says:

    Ha, I speak a fair bit of French, maybe I should polish it up a bit and apply!

  49. Elaine Says:

    Slaves to liberty, blinded by freedom’s light is what comes to mind
    BUT
    She’s a house servant, not a slave
    and she’s not just blind, just the connection between her eyes to the proper brain processing location is nonexistent. The stimulus probably got lost in her hair.

  50. Mark Says:

    “That woman is a pile of cunt pus.”

    I’m officially in love with Ren.

  51. dorkmyster Says:

    goodness gracious, what a gangrenous gargoyle. I’m glad I dont own a gun. If I did I’d shoot her fuckin face off. I’d like to pop her eyes out with a sharp arrow. Shit. My own anger freaks me out. Love you.

  52. Anne Says:

    OMG it is SO offensive the way she hijacks an absolute tragedy in some kind of pathetic attempt to point score against her detractors. Those wanting freedom in Iran hate the very likes of people like her. Her political party made Iran the powerful player it is today. They fucked things up in 1953 when they got rid of the democratically elected prime minister which lit the match for the 1979 revolution, then they got rid of Iran’s two biggest enemies in the region – The Taliban and Saddam. She can’t even pronounce ‘Tehran’ properly. Ugh! I want to slap the cunt!

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