Introducing The Thigh Girl

A thoughtful reader named “A” had an uncanny hunch that I would appreciate a blogger who I’ve just named The Thigh Girl.  I don’t know what her deal is, but it doesn’t take a rocket surgeon to see that she LOVES her thighs.

She has every reason to love her thighs. They are shapely and firm looking, and free of unsightly hair. But what does she want from us, a Thigh Award? In every outfit post, she offers at least 10 photos of the same outfit,  with little variation in her facial expression, which I will have to call Pensive.

I can’t bring my self to read her commentary about her outfits but I did click on her “about” thing. She tells us in no uncertain terms that her hair is naturally red, godammit, and she’s never died it. Take that! Wait, maybe she’s speaking directly to Sea!!!!!

In any case, it is a thigh-driven blog and as such might be just the thing for people who are sick and tired of Roomi.

Several people have taken it upon themselves to chide me for stooping to mockery in my time of grief. They can complain all they want, but I need to keep my mind from wandering to a place of bottomless despair. I will stay in denial as long as possible. Maybe longer.

If you know any stupid whores with blogs, now is a good time to share them with me! THX

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167 Responses to “Introducing The Thigh Girl”

  1. SACRAMENTO Says:

    Sick of blogs with girls like that myself: I could send you million, but I am too kid to do that to you, he, he.
    keep in touch
    Sacramento, yes I am called like the American town – State. Or the other way round…
    Sacramento from the very hot South of Spain 40 º today

  2. WendyB Says:

    I swear that BEFORE I read this I wrote a post for later this week remarking on people showing 10 photos of the same outfit. I SWEAR.

  3. Sister Wolf Says:

    Sacramento – Just send ONE then!

    WendyB – Oh my god, you stockpile posts?!?!?!? How dare you! I was going to use 12 instead of ten….maybe you can use 12, if you don’t want a lawsuit.

  4. alittlelux Says:

    seems like she really loves her ass too.

  5. Hayley Says:

    The bleachblack whores have released a video ad (aka porno) promoting their hideous Jizz, have you heard?
    And by the looks of the comments, they can’t take criticism either.

    http://www.bleachblack.com/?p=10949

  6. Cybill Says:

    Okay I’ve just read thigh girls about page – and now I have a question. How come she has graduated from two different universities and does not have a qualification? What does she have? How does American education work? Here in Australia you go to university to get a qualification you can’t do anything else, whats going on over there?!

  7. Elaine Says:

    Blatant consumerism on ugly stuff and the worst writing imaginable.
    Please rip them apart because their egos are almost too big for the internet to hold them.
    http://stylescientist.blogspot.com/
    http://ninistyle.net/

  8. urbain Says:

    I don’t know what you can find between her legs but better to look there: her eyes are expressive as a goldish and her hair is suffering from chlorine abuse (this goldfish swimmed in a pool).
    a while back I checked Madonna’s daughter’s blog (blame on you) and link by link, a cascade of link after I found a weird soliloquy. After the vagina monologues, here the handbag monolog wich it does make sense in french. In french slang, we have this classy expression for ‘vagina’, a fur wallet.
    Even if the fur wallet is a not-more-among-us outfit today. Blame the germ free generation. Hair power and macho female!

  9. urbain Says:

    Handbag soliloquy (french/english) at:

    http://www.tokyobanhbao.com/2010/06/30/maladie-damour-pour-un-sac-malade/

    tokyo banh bao aka tokyo steamed pork bun?

    a pseudo for hentai (pervy) manga

  10. Dru Says:

    ^The handbag is a cheapie (ok, comparative cheapie) from ASOS! It’s not worth hating her for it, it’s actually rather nice to see a girl appreciating modestly priced goods as much as others do designer stuff.

  11. Vee Says:

    this girl is almost too easy to dislike/scoff at – http://cupcakesandcashmere.com/

  12. Roze Says:

    WAAAHHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAHHHAAAAA!
    Dear Sister W, you just made my week, no, MONTH!
    Elizabeth Berkley has a younger sister :D

    Sea, start eating your shoes one by one as per now:
    this utterly mousy-haired (get a haircut, it looks SLEAZY!), blowup doll-eyed (mascara indeed, never heard of cleanup), pornstarlet-hipped (BF sure loves the butt), totally vacuous-looking heiferette is you squared: she’s also dumber (just look at eeet) , more accomplished (double graduate), has more animals and no bossy Mom telling her what (not) to wear (not that it makes any difference in the disastrous outcome) so even her dress sense is waaay worse than yours. And her posing, totally out of your league. I’m sorry Sea, meet your nemesis: Thigh girl.
    I will be following the Thigh’s posts as diligently as I do yours…
    However, Sea does do one thing right: she keeps her mouth shut when she’s not talking (our is it that Thigh has polyps in her nose?)
    Oh, and of course you are far more artistic than this country vet.

  13. Nausicaa Says:

    ^Roze, I’ll bet you money that Thigh Girl has NOTHING on this one: http://thekillingmoonconfused.blogspot.com/.

    I don’t know whether to feel sorry for her or scared.

  14. jenn. Says:

    ach. why do all these bloggers (lookin’ at you too, Rumi) look like they’ve fallen into american apparel, stuck some heels on, and called it an outfit? and then get “fame” off the back of it?

    …maybe i’m just bitter.
    jenn.x

  15. jd Says:

    WHAT IS HAPPENING THIS WORLD???
    When did public displays of vain narcissism become something to strive for?

    I don’t know whether to laugh at that girl or cry.

    @Nausicaa – ugh, that blog is so sad. I ditched facebook due to having friends with similar photo albums. Seventeen billion of them on repeat.

  16. Annika Says:

    I feel bad for Margaux/the killing moon blogger. She is quite nice but looks ill.

  17. Sofia Says:

    I’m thinking of starting a blog dedicated to my elbows. It may be a bit niche, but if I draw on a Chanel logo somebody might be interested.

  18. Elizabeth Says:

    I feel so sad that Porcelain Blonde is no longer blogging. Do you remember her, Sister? She is revolting.

  19. jd Says:

    Eeeek now I feel bad for hating on that Margaux/Killing Moon girl – she actually is anorectic. They’ve dissected her on the Fashion Spot, and me pointing won’t help.

    Who is/was Porcelain Blonde girl?

  20. oops Says:

    I think you’d like http://getoffmyinternets.wordpress.com/, a snarky blog “about webutards, webutantes, and web wannabes.”
    As far as fashion bloggers, I used to follow BryanBoy but I stopped reading after he said Gemma Ward should be a plus size model (http://www.bryanboy.com/bryanboy_le_superstar_fab/2009/11/two-words-gemma-ward.html)

  21. Elizabeth Says:

    JD – she was an Australian blogger who was all like “look at my new Chanel bag! And my other new Chanel bag! And my new Hermes scarf! And my other new Hermes scarf! Look at my Tiffany ring that my boyfriend bought for me! And the other Tiffany ring that my boyfriend bought me! Look at the fancy hotel room I’m staying in! I’ve got so much money! I buy so much stuff!”

    I had to laugh though when she was wearing knock-off YSL cage boots – what, she couldn’t afford the real thing?

    Also, she used to bang on and on about her skincare regime and her makeup yet her nose and forehead were perpetually shiny.

    I’m petty, I know.

  22. Elizabeth Says:

    See – shiny!

    http://wikifashion.com/wiki/Porcelain_Blonde

  23. Cricket9 Says:

    So little time, so many stupid bloggers to check on. Off to work now :-(

  24. Nausicca Says:

    jd- I don’t hate her, I just feel bad for her. And I’ve seen the TFS weight thread on which they discussed this girl, it’s really sad- she didn’t always look like this, but seems to have lost a lot of weight off an already slim frame in a short time.

    Porcelain Blonde, if I remember correctly, was a pretty nice, sweet girl who happened to have an unfortunate penchant for random designer trinkets- like Hermes enamel bracelets and Chanel costume jewellery, and for putting designer names in bold font (which I found annoying, though I didn’t mind that she had the stuff). And then she stopped blogging after doing a post about buying some new fur and people got really mad about that (I can see why, she basically said she didn’t want it to be vintage and implied she didn’t really care how the animal died).

  25. Elizabeth Says:

    Nausicca, she came back, and her blog was public for a while, but now it’s private, unfortunately. I miss her. She was Australia’s Sea.

  26. Ann Says:

    Thigh Girl does have lovely thighs and ass, but little variation. Ho hum. Hot pants and a tee shirt and rad shoes do not equate fashion!

    Hayley – that bleachblack video…holy SHIT. Total overload in every sense of the word.

  27. RedHeadFashionista Says:

    That is the worst red hair I’ve ever seen. it’s just BLONDE!
    And I agree with you about the excessive pictures of the same outfit, it’s just…..annoying. I agree with Jen – giraffe legs and tight t-shirts do not justify 10+ pensive pics.
    PS BryanBoy can be such an ass.

  28. Aja Says:

    I like The Killing Moon Girl. She looks like fun and reminds me of kids I use to hang out with on the beach with when I was a teenager.

  29. Over It Says:

    While Sea and her mom “acquire”, this little chippy “snags”. I want to beat her with her Dior Croc Wedge Sandals.

  30. missy Says:

    http://www.theblondesalad.com/

    http://www.wie-hund-und-katze.com/

    http://www.theshoegirl.blogspot.com/

    5inchandup.blogspot.com/

    http://www.leblogdebetty.com/

    http://www.misspandora.fr/

  31. anne Says:

    “Several people have taken it upon themselves to chide me for stooping to mockery in my time of grief. They can complain all they want, but I need to keep my mind from wandering to a place of bottomless despair. I will stay in denial as long as possible. Maybe longer.”

    SW–your blog is fascinating and I do keep coming back, but sometimes the amount of hate you or your followers have send out has bothered me quite a bit. BUT I just want to say that I thought you stated it very well in the quotation above. thank you. I’m so very sorry for your loss.

    Do you think, in the long run, hate is sustaining because it gives one an object or a focus, or is it just a different kind of trap? I don’t say this to be disrespectful or start a big argument. obviously there are very different opinions here.

    that said, I do enjoy sea! I think she’s attractive and it’s fun to see what she does with her $$. hey, I feel it’s legit to be interested in two pretty opposite blogs.

    again, I send you my very best. I hope you are able to be strong in your grief.

    PS–I have seen thigh girl’s blog before and it is indeed awkward.

  32. Honeydooo Says:

    @Hayley. Oh my God! That BleachBlack video is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve seen in a while. It’s like a pretentious Skinemax movie trailer. Is this really what the fashion industy considers to be “sexy” and “edgy”?

  33. Nausicaa Says:

    missy- I wouldn’t really call Betty or Louise (Pandora) whores with blogs, they tend to keep their clothes on and Louise even has enough of a sense of humour to link to that brilliant blog that parodies her and the other French fashion blogger girls.

  34. Sheri Says:

    Tall, thin, vapid girls without a cell of sincerity or interest.
    Clicked, looked, lost 5 minutes I can’t get back.
    Sigh.

  35. the real andrea Says:

    When I was younger (much, as this will probably age me) I had a doll called “Poor Pitiful Pearl” who was poor and dressed in rags. Here is a link to a picture of her:

    http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://seesaw.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54fabf0ec88330120a697f33f970b-450wi&imgrefurl=http://seesaw.typepad.com/blog/2009/11/william-steig-poor-pitiful-pearl.html&usg=__mr7GoaZ-taQpL-MeVmAS5RXgn84=&h=581&w=450&sz=41&hl=en&start=7&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=nfCzfes0J-zjVM:&tbnh=134&tbnw=104&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpoor%2Bpitiful%2Bpearl%2Bdoll%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dsafari%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Den%26tbs%3Disch:1

    Sorry the link takes up so much room! I would love to see what you think of my comparison. Doesn’t thigh girl look like Poor Pearl?

    And the endless posing- I think that the difference between us and the fashion bloggers is that for them, (and others in their age bracket, because I do think it’s a generational thing) narcissism is considered OK. I was brought up not to be narcissistic and that is what feels wrong about it.

  36. Annie Says:

    Thigh-girl’s hair does not look red to me.

    As someone who has red hair and grew up with the awful teasing and mean-ness that ginger-headed children have to go through, I think I have the right to take my stand now against those wanna-be redheads. And I take that stand NOW against thigh-girl.

    As for her look, I call it startled/hesitant/sleepy, depending on the photo.

  37. annemarie Says:

    Fuck all of you for making me waste an hour of my life clicking on this shit.

    THIGH GIRL– I love how she says she graduated summa cum etc from two universities. she can barely string two sentences together!

    KILLING MOON: jesus. take it away. AWAY.

    But Bryan Boy’s comment on Gemma Whatserface…don’t see anything wrong with that. Please explain someone? Is it offensive that he called her plus-size? But she is plus-size. And gorgeous. Big fucking deal.

    I LOVE THIS BLOG: http://www.manrepeller.com/
    I think she’s based in LA. Please meet up with her Sister Wolf! You’d have such a laugh together!

  38. Virginia Says:

    I first found this website because of the tie-in with Italy. Thinking it would be a fun filled Italian adventure I checked it out. You should too. Try not to be too disappointed.
    http://www.capturingitaly.blogspot.com

  39. jd Says:

    Oh my God LMAO at Poor Pitiful Pearl!
    Please put her in a knit onesie with major camel toe on display. She is the image!

    I am the age bracket of these fashion bloggers, and I definitely do not feel that this narcissism is ok. I think ‘who ARE these people??’ when I look at some blogs and try to imagine myself, or any girls I know, standing around taking/having pix taken of themselves, pouting and preening. Pretending to be models, but not working or getting paid. NOBODY I know would dream of doing such a thing. I am from a small country, if you did, you would be ridiculed. I am embarrassed for some of these girls when I see their blogs, and I think ‘do they have no friends to tell them it’s cringeworthy if they can’t work it out for themselves?’.

    @Virginia – that’s so funny! Those poor ducks don’t know where to look.

  40. Suebob Says:

    If I had a body like the thigh girl – and I wish I did – no one could stop me from admiring my taut little self all the livelong day. And now we have the internet to thank for allowing narcisissm to be spread far and wide. I don’t know if that is a good thing or a bad thing.

    And as far as what you are doing with your time – what IS the proper response to the unthinkably horrible? Just wondering.

  41. *gemmifer* Says:

    Oh, PLEASE! When, at 26, I lost my mother to cancer, I was desperate for any distraction to keep my mind off of my grief… if I was internet savvy back then I would have spent 24 hours a day looking at everything from the intellectual to the inane. Cope with your terrible loss however you want, and screw anyone who criticizes you!

  42. urbain Says:

    –> Dru
    I don’t have hatred for such frivolity, just irony.
    She loves her cheap bag but worships in secret Prada, ô cheating heart!
    So it’s ’same same but different’ like my Hindi friends say.

    Namaskar

  43. Stella Mayfair Says:

    @ annemarie:
    the man repeller blog is the shit! thank you for the link, now i know what to do tonight: i’m going to read everything and get drunk.

  44. annemarie Says:

    Stella Mayfair– you’re so welcome!

  45. Nat Says:

    I’ve been following the Thigh Girl for awhile. I often see her as the first commenter on a number of blogs like BleachBlack and Jak and Jil. She has a great bod, but I end up getting impatient and sort of angry as I scroll down to see the same pictures over and over. She spends a lot of time snagging things, but if she didn’t snag it, she got it from her boyfriend. At least half of the items are gifts from her boyfriend. I like that she loves animals–live and breathing.

  46. Braindance Says:

    Thigh girl, a lesson in camel toe that none of us needed to learn.

  47. Siouxsielaw Says:

    Seriously, I love the outfit with the leopard print tights. No, seriously. She looks like she is on her way to an anime convention, but playing it safe. Love it. She just needs a little kitty cat collar with a bell, and it would be an A+.

  48. Thigh Girl Says:

    Sister Wolf, I have been following your blog for a while, but never commented. I knew you would be featuring me sooner or later. Thank you for all the traffic! xo

  49. rebecca Says:

    That’s five minutes of my life I’ll never get back… I never want to see that blog ever again.

    Re: Stooping to mockery in your time of grief. Your blog is called “Goddamit I’m Mad”. Were they expecting fluffy kittens and I-love-everybodies?

  50. Iheartfashion Says:

    I don’t care for the outfits, but she does have decent thighs. And why do bloggers feel the need to tell us where they purchased every item and how much they paid? Does anyone care? Just asking.

  51. Moi Says:

    @ Virginia: dear Lord, I couldnt scroll the entire 1st page down, http://www.capturingitaly.blogspot.com/ is just so bad. Wouahh, im speechless but thanks for the laugh. The girl has zero style.

  52. Nausicaa Says:

    Thigh Girl- don’t know if you’ll come back, but it’s worth saying you do have very nice legs (thighs, calves, ankles and all). Your millions of pictures per post are a bit annoying since they take ages to load, but I bear you no ill-will.

  53. Sam Says:

    http://www.doedeereblogazine.com
    Endless drama here, this girl lies constantly and gets caught. She has an encyclopedia dramatica page (look up Doe Deere), so maybe she’s already ridiculed enough…but maybe not.

  54. Moi Says:

    @Nausicaa : On the KILLING MOON blog, Ive noticed this comment, from one of the reader. I feel like catching a plane, go to France and put this reader in therapy. Is this where we are heading ?

    Anyways, here it is, in french, ” Cette jalousie qu on nous déverse ( au boulot , à la boulangerie etc…)parce qu on est trop mince , avec des cheveux trop blonds, des yeux trop bleus ,JE LA SUPPORTE PLUS QUOI ; Tu sais ces petits regards sournois , ces faux sourires , ces filles qui par derrière semblent te plaindre – ooh la pauvre elle ..Ben oui tu sais .Bref .Autour de moi je suis ” la seule” et grâce à toi , ben, je me sens moins seule (lol).Cest pas de la fausse modestie , d ailleurs je cherche pas à être publiée , je voulais juste te dire ça .mERCI, bISOUs Ma bELle”

    Rough translation woud be” This jalousy that we are afflicted, at work, at grocery stores because we are so thin, with blond hair, and deep blue eyes, I CANT STAND IT ANYMORE. You know, the dirty looks, fake smiles – ohh poor her. I know you know how it feels. Anyways, Im the ”only one” like that within my group of friends and because of you, I feel better, I feel less lonely (lol). Its not fake modesty, I dont even want my comment to be published, I just want to say THANK YOU, KISSES, BEAUTIFUL.”

    Some girls are justifying their ED with this blog. Im so mad.

  55. Liz Says:

    I don’t know why this girl irks me so much; maybe it’s her weird poses, her blog’s name (who calls themselves ’stylish’?) or her love affair with american apparel.

    http://thestylishwanderer.blogspot.com/

  56. annemarie Says:

    Hey Thigh Girl!

    Well I fucking bear you ill will!

    You are a narcissistic cunt, you are stupid, and you have a hairy face. Plus, you have exactly zero sense of style. Short skirts, crop tops, big heels and big hair– wow, inspiring stuff.

    Sorry– you being you, I know that last criticism will hurt. On the upside, if you want to audition for an Aerosmith video, I think you stand a good chance! Though they seem to be in semi-retirement now.

  57. Nausicaa Says:

    Moi- shit, that sucks. I just feel worse for her now, as if tanorexia on its own wasn’t enough. At least Thigh Girl looks healthy. And GOD that Italy blog girl has no style.

    annemarie- I could hardly ever tell the difference between Aerosmith and Bon Jovi. There was a girl in my college who claimed she was “Goth” but listened to these two bands ALL THE TIME.

    Sam- what was the drama? I can’t figure it out from just a look at her magazine, or website or whatever it is.

  58. Nausicaa Says:

    Sam- sorry, looked up encyclopedia whatever it was that you suggested. Quiet entertaining!

  59. Nausicaa Says:

    Quite, I meant. UGH typos..

  60. Question Says:

    Is it just me or does she look like she is wearing a pantyliner with her flesh colored romper??? Thigh girl forgot to credit the pantyliner in her post…

  61. The Eye Collector Says:

    http://www.befrassy.com

    This girl has a unbelieveably high opinion of both herself and her ‘talent’ in fashion and writing. I went to university with her and I can safely say that she is far and away the dullest person I’ve ever met.

  62. Dru Says:

    ^Oh God I remember checking out that blog in its early days (the author asked me to add her to my blogroll- I did not do it) and being amazed at its dullness and the stupid name.

  63. Elena Abaroa Says:

    Sister have a look at “lookbook” or at “chictopia”, u have plenty of thigh girls over there!!!!

    My last favourites are the corny frechies (cherryblossomgirl, misspandora or leblogdebetty) they are hilarious!!!! You know already Rommy and Sea, maybe Karla´s closet, she looks very similar to Sea…

    Have a look and write a funny post about them, we would appreciate it :)

  64. Vee Says:

    Eye Collector, thank you for your gift of “Frassy.”
    After reading her little bio and just one blog entry, I’ve already been inspired to set up a shelter for all the poor, little hyphens that have been horribly abused and misused by fashion blogs worldwide.
    A small, but graphic example: “Vintage-overload. Oscillating Style. Literature-influenced. Brick-Lane Lover.” God, doesn’t that just tug at your heartstrings?

  65. Lorena Says:

    Hahaha I’m not surprised to see this blogger mentioned here. The first time I stumbled upon her blog (maybe half a year ago) I remember thinking “Why is she posting so many photos with hardly any variation in pose/the EXACT same expression?” I always wonder why so many bloggers do this, it’s not worth waiting ages for a page to load to see so much repetition, it’s so off-putting. I have glanced at her blog a few times to see if she learned to edit her choices but it’s always the same. I’m surprised that no one has mentioned the strange posing with props: standing by the washing machine/dryer holding up a box of detergent, standing in the kitchen holding a whisk etc…so awkward.

  66. Dru Says:

    ^Lorena- you have an awesome blog! (and I LOVE the fact that you have a bit of Fuco Ueda artwork in your header, she is amazing).

  67. Elena Abaroa Says:

    http://anyannachiara.blogspot.com/2010/06/7-sins-italian-fashion-bloggers.html

    Sister, you´re gonna love this so much!

  68. Elaine Says:

    Virginia: Capturing in Italy should have come with an 18+ filter
    What a Paris Hilton wannabe. I was THIS close to seeing a real cunt.

  69. woolgathering & miscellany Says:

    Major butterface. I prefer just thighs, I guess.

  70. Cricket9 Says:

    Re: Porcelain Blonde. Anyone needs a fur in Australia? Anyone WEARS a fur in Australia? Am I missing something?

  71. golden gate jumper Says:

    sw, how do you feel about elizabeth spiridakis?

  72. Mickey Says:

    Video – bad taste.
    The Fashion Vomit award goes to…

  73. Andra Says:

    Porcelain Blonde (or whoever) is a poor, plain sadly pathetic child who needs all the help she can get.
    Don’t be mean to her.
    30 or so years ago I had a whole raft of those little playsuits like the thigh person … I just loved them.
    Over it now though!

  74. Nati Hell Says:

    Well, if I had this girl’s thighs and butt I would love them too. Too bad she’s so busy loving her body parts that she doesn¿t have the time to develop a personality.

    The killing Moon girl… I’m worried about her. She looks sick, her skin looks like shit, she’s all wrinkled and leathery.. and you can actually count her bones… And she has this huge fanclub… what’s wrong with society??

  75. ABD Says:

    Okay, maybe I’m just ignorant but how the hell do these “girls” afford all this shit? Since they seem to have no lives outside of their blog, what do they do to get paid? Or rather, who is bankrolling it?

    Clueless.

    Yep, she’s got great legs but really – what the hell? NO ONE needs that many pictures of themselves.

  76. Moda Says:

    My computer’s buggered. On a friend’s. I missed you. Glad to see you’re still rockin it with Thigh Girl. Are people chiding you for mockery? I say fuck them and do what you want to do.
    xoxo

  77. Moda Says:

    Dear God, I’ve just clicked on it.. she’s indescribably annoying. Curses!

  78. Sarah Says:

    Wtf? do the neighbors complain about her constantly standing in the street taking bad photos?

  79. Brunehilda Says:

    jesus, that blog is shameless

  80. Andra Says:

    ABD – Hooking??

  81. ABD Says:

    Andrea…that was MY guess.

  82. Her thighs aren't nice!! Says:

    I don’t understand why people are complimenting Thigh Girl’s thighs??!?!!? They look chunky to me. As much as I hate Roomy, her thighs are far better. Even Sea has better gams than this big girl.

  83. patni Says:

    http://lepetitechomalade.com/?paged=4
    these silly dudes are always good for a laugh.

  84. annemarie Says:

    I agree! If she does any more exercise, in a few years her thighs are going to look like Madonna’s.

  85. R Says:

    http://beckermanbiteplate.blogspot.com/
    Their expressions make me want to punch the wall.

    http://thehautepursuit.com/
    Rumi-wannabe BUT SLUTTIER.

    http://whatiwore.tumblr.com/
    Fucking suburban mom clothes.

    http://www.whatisrealityanyway.com/
    CLOSE YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT.

  86. Cat Says:

    Shameless self-promoting and ego boosting. ‘I’m just an engineer who loves fashion! And food! And going to METAL SHOWS!! Wheee look at me!!’ blah blah blah
    http://diyainherstilettos.blogspot.com/

  87. Vee Says:

    she lists “nickelback” as one of her favorite “rock/metal” bands. hm…

  88. Beth Says:

    I agree with Liz – I don’t understand that girl’s (The Stylish Wanderer’s) obsession with American Apparel. …though she does kind of look like Charlotte Gainsbourg, so I think she’s pretty.

    Also, what’s up with Mom of Shoes lately? According to her most recent post she can’t stay out of the kitchen. Do you think she’s pregnant?

    Anyway, I hate The Sartorialist.

  89. Cricket9 Says:

    Frassy may want to consider a career as a copywriter for tampon ads.

  90. Cricket9 Says:

    I love manrepeller and the dudes from Petit Echo Malade, thanks for posting the links!

  91. Kazoozoozoo Says:

    Always good for a chuckle is the What are you wearing today? thread on TFS

    http://forums.thefashionspot.com/f58/what-you-wearing-today-99675.html

    priceless. for all the damage you can do with mastercard.

    I hate to say it, but all these nutjobs are.. er.. making Sea look good. really. she has some imagination and class compared to this lot. It really is bad when I find myself being an apologist for Sea.

  92. Denise (denisekatipunera) Says:

    thank you for the link, oh but i love her thigh.

  93. Cricket9 Says:

    Capturingitaly, what’s with the boobs spilling out from your every outfit? Time to get a new, bigger bra, you must be wearing the one before the, you know, procedure! And be careful when prancing in these white pumps with your “little animal friends” – their shit really stains white leather.

  94. Taylor Says:

    http://fashionsnag.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a7055dfd970b0133ec6f1982970b-800wi

    Someone said something about awkward prop use in the earlier comments? Um, WHATTTTT is this?!?

  95. A. Says:

    Cat: thanks for this: http://diyainherstilettos.blogspot.com/
    I’ve stabbed myself in the eys so amny times that i don’t even know if i’m typing right. WTF is wrong with her make up??? She looks like a goth clown

  96. annemarie Says:

    Thank you Sister Wolf!

    Thank you for making this little oasis of coolness, reason and intelligence in a Sea of Shit. I love everyone who left comments (except Thigh Girl). It’s a lonely world but we are awesome xoxo.

    You’re my samurai.

  97. Elizette Says:

    Sam – thanks for the heads up about Encyclopedia Dramatica (ED) – I had not heard of it before and got a good laugh out of it! Like the ED entry says about Doe Deere, this Thigh Girl is just another “pretentious attention whore with too much unwarranted self-importance”. It’s a good thing she has such nice thighs & butt, because her face is another matter. Omitting to narrow the photos down to a fine selection of best shots belies not only extreme narcissism but also a lack of editorial skill. Could it be that she’s also a hoarder?!

    Back in the day in Australia (the land of the Tall Poppy Syndrome), we used to call such blatant self-confidence/self-promotion being “up oneself” (eg she’s up herself). Now living in New York it appears to me that such blatant self-confidence/self-promotion is a valued trait and increasingly par for the course, especially among the teens and 20-somethings. Where DO they get it from?!

    My eyes rolled with disgust and pity at the sight of the BleachBlack video/ad. If that’s the height of their creativity then woah, look out world!!!

  98. theresa Says:

    I think she’s THE CAMEL TOE GIRL.

  99. Nati Hell Says:

    @A HAHAHAA Oh dear, that girl’s make up must be a bad joke, paired up with a dress designed by Rumi, it’s a match made in blogging hell.

  100. Jazmin Says:

    Sister Wolf I hate you. I spent a while clicking through Thigh Girl’s blog. I should be studying water processes, but no! Instead, I spent the time clicking through Thigh Girl’s blog having to keep scrolling up and down to make sure she hadn’t posted the same picture more than once. She hadn’t.

    Also, when I read these words: “this will be a long, self-indulgent post…” I thought it was very funny and I hoped you had read that too and would get a nice laugh out of it. As if all her other posts aren’t.

  101. Nat Says:

    haha Jazmin, I remember reading those words (“this will be a long, self-indulgent post…” ) a few days ago and wondering if Sister Wolf’s radar would go up.

  102. Brie Says:

    She needs to learn the power of “photo editing” and get the photos down to at least two or three. One distance, one close up, and then a focus on an accessory she likes in the outfit.

    With too many photos she looks like she wishes she were a model and she needs to relax those facial muscles.

  103. Bee85 Says:

    ahhh, the Aussie versions, some of these girls are pseudo models. They’re all friends and seem to hang out together every weekend being up themselves.

    http://tessa-jay-circanow.blogspot.com/
    http://insearchoflittlesadie.blogspot.com/
    http://src783.blogspot.com/
    http://anniieemal.blogspot.com/

    Enjoy.

  104. TheShoeGirl Says:

    Ooh my blog was named. I checked out the other blogs I was listed with and I have to say that I don’t put as many pictures of myself as the other girls, so :P

  105. Vee Says:

    Hi, TheShoeGirl! I think you seem sweet, have good taste, and don’t take yourself too seriously, which already puts you miles above the rest.

  106. Question Says:

    Nati Hell, why are you a fraud??? You try to act brave and post a bunch of tough comments about other bloggers yet you screen comments on your personal blog!!! I tried to post the following on her blog but it is awaiting moderation (!!!) :

    Question / Jul 6 2010 7:57 am Please Note: Your comment is awaiting moderation.

    You are a poor man’s Sister Wolf!! Sister Wolf’s condemnation for fashion bloggers works because she is an exceptional writer. Satire needs creativity and word variety to attract attention. You are not saying anything insightful about the bloggers you are chastising. Calling people idiot or stupid in every post is no more inspiring than fashion bloggers who repeatedly flaunt their wealth through expensive clothing. You might want to invest in some college English courses before continuing with this blog. If that isn’t possible at least use spell check before posting entries as it will help minimize all your spelling errors.

  107. Roze Says:

    ^ to all of you posting wonderful links: TY!
    I’ll send the capturingitaly link to my coworkers for SFW interweb porn.
    SoCal? boobjob – check. Swedish? bleached hair – check. But what’s with the over the hill russian model-cum-Paris face and warpaints??

    So:
    - most of these bloggers have no dress sense
    - styling is an actual and diffiult job
    - even most stylists have no sense of style (I dare not use the word elegance)
    - editing is an actual and difficult job
    - modelling and posing are actual and difficult jobs.
    So girls: get yer fekking hands out of your hair, and shut yer gob when you ain’t talking!

    modelling IS actually a difficult job

  108. Ciara Says:

    The “Thigh Girl” really should be called the “Minge Girl” because there are way too many close up photos of her vage area. God I am sick to death of all these gen y girls and their fucking blog spots. I am sick of their stupid fucking photos where their stupid vapid heads are tilted in stupid poses that make them look like idiots. They all seem to be wearing Jeffrey Campbell wedges with socks and enormous amounts of rings that in my day industrial goths wore. Funny, if they ever saw a real goth or punk they would run away crying to their mommies. Oh and the fucking photo shopping to make the photos look like they were taken in the 60’s or 70’s really pisses me off, why can’t they get their own ideas and stop stealing from my era.
    God I sound bitter and twisted (I may be menopausal) but I think I will scream if I accidently come across another one of these blogs. I am going to send their stupid head tilts to a funny site here in Australia. http://theawkwardlean.tumblr.com/

    PS I remember Porcelain Blonde, she was a lunatic albeit an amusing one, did anyone else think her “boyfriend” was imaginary?
    Love your work SW who gives a shit how you approach your grief, there are no rules just the ones you make and everyone else can get fucked

  109. Nausicca Says:

    Question- I don’t know what you’re talking about, I just posted a comment at Nati’s and it went straight up. There’s no moderation…or no censorship anyway.

  110. Kell Says:

    You’ll want to see SRC783, its an interesting interpretation of “fashion blog” since she usually isn’t wearing anything other than a belt, or hat, or feather boa…

  111. Bee85 Says:

    Kell – I particularly LOL at her most recent post, it appears something bled all over her head, maybe the animal that she stole that fur coat from…she however looks to be in incredible pain.

  112. stilettolover91 Says:

    WOW, all of you losers are so fuckin immature it’s not even funny! I love Jacqueline & her blog! She always looks super hot and wears amazing clothes & shoes!! She’s a very sweet girl too and all of you are making her very upset and want to stop blogging!! You all really need to stop and go find somebody else to pick on because she definitely does not deserve this!

  113. Dru Says:

    ^It’s really nice that she has you and your exclamation points to stand up for her, but I’m surprised that Thigh Girl is as thin-skinned as you describe after being enough of a good sport to come here. And half the comments on this thread aren’t even talking about her.

    However, Thigh Girl, if you’re listening, I suggest trimming the number of photographs you post of a single outfit. 10 at a time is pointless, 3 or even 4 is enough to hammer the point home- you have very nice legs, and I’d be prancing around in short things a lot if I had legs like yours too.

  114. annemarie Says:

    stilettolover91: Oh you love her blog, do you? Well, we don’t. If you’re going to post endless pictures of yourself brandishing the fruits of your insatiable consumerism with your mouth open on the World Wide Web, what does one expect? Hugs and Kisses? Universal adoration? No, YOU grow up.
    If she stops blogging because of she’s “hurt” by our nasty-wasty comments, I consider that a job well done. We are saving her from years and years of future shame.
    Now go off and read a book you fucking twat.

  115. Stella Mayfair Says:

    why do people include a friggin’ year in their pen names? anyfuckingsuburbanteen94?
    shane54? (okay, this is valid. solid.)

    gotta rant today. it’s all too weird.

  116. HelOnWheels Says:

    More like Camel Toe Girl. And the clothes are hideous. What a narcissistic c*nt! And if she graduated from any university, much less suma, then I have a PhD! She can barely string a sentence together. She’s vacuous. Plus, like RedHead Fashionista (my favorite REAL red head on the web), being a real red head I’m offended that she can call herself a one of us!! NO F*CKING WAY IS SHE A RED HEAD!! She’s a blonde and we will not claim her as our own.

    Hey! Shoe Girl’s blog does not belong on this list, Missy. You’ve obviously never read it, Missy.

  117. HelOnWheels Says:

    PS – @Dru & Annemarie – ROFLMAO!! You guys and SW make my day!

    “It’s really nice that she has you and your exclamation points to stand up for her”

    Buahahaha!! The comments and the members of this community are the other reasons I’m here. Thank you!!

  118. Make Do Style Says:

    HAhahahaha – Annemarie you are on one heck of a roll!

    Just got back from airport and switched on computer to read this! After one week of sun, sea, Venice and petit garcon at the junior disco every night I can happily stare at thigh girls’s thighs and think yea so what.

  119. Sommar Says:

    When not “snagging” things quite a few are listed as “Gift from Boyfriend”.

    No commentary, just pointing out.

  120. RLC Says:

    I assumed Liebemarlene would turn up here, and I’m glad she didn’t. I dislike almost all fashion blogs with a passion, but I really enjoy Liebemarlene as she seems really sweet and sincere, only posts a couple of photos of herself per post and always with a sweet smile and upright posture, no contrived “pensive” gazing into the distance or “sexy” open lips or “oh I totally didn’t notice the camera” head scratching.
    I also like her outfits as they are quite simple and don’t try painfully hard to be cutting edge.

    http://liebemarlene.blogspot.com/

  121. Nat Says:

    I’ve added my own little comment as JIZZ MONKEY, have a little looky

    http://www.bleachblack.com/?p=10949&cpage=1#comment-32819

    These people are “the idiots”, we must submit them to as much humiliation as possbile. What worried me just as much complete arseholes who think all this shit is really cool.

    Oh and the thigh blog, bleughhhhh. Who wants to see dozens of pivtures of the same outfits? Just because your capable of dressing yourself on an everyday basis does not mean that I need to see a close-up shot of the end result. I’m on the hunt now for some more websites that need a thrashing SW.

    At your service!

  122. Alicia Says:

    @anne marie – thank you for pointing us to The Man Repeller. This blog is HILARIOUS.

  123. Stella Mayfair Says:

    @ Nat: the blechblech ladies didn’t let your comment show up. guess it was critical???

  124. Nat Says:

    Oh shit, please excuse my spelling errors!

  125. Dru Says:

    RLC- Oh good God no, Liebemarlene does not deserve castigation at all, if she’s on the list then who’s next? Susie? Not every girl out there who puts outfit posts on her blog is a source of scarred eyeballs and head-shaking at the folly of today’s ‘yoof’ or the inability of twentysomethings to dress themselves….

    I will come out and say it though, I think boring outfit blogs like whatiwore etc are a worse scourge than even the skimpiest-dressed of the lot you guys talk about (seriously, if you want to post photographs of yourself in clothes for the adoration of all who see them, use bloody Facebook, don’t waste Blogger bandwidth).

  126. sandy Says:

    Vintage Lollipops is one of the worst that I have seen. http://vintagelollipops.blogspot.com/

  127. Jill Says:

    A vintage lollypop sounds like something you would find under the sofa with dirt and crumbs stuck to it.

  128. Miss Janey Says:

    Miss J will give it to her- she has nice thighs. Her peculiar way of holding onto her ponytail in pics bugs Miss J more than the excessive thigh shots. Which are excessive. Don’t women realize that straight dudes don’t read these blogs???

  129. jd Says:

    The comments here have me pissing myself laughing.

    If anyone would care for a musical interlude, I’d like to dedicate this next number to Thigh Girl, for the good times and bad…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3I64m0×6wI

  130. theresa Says:

    Aww man Stiletto lover! I love exclamation points!

    I must admit, thigh high is undeniably sexy with her firm thighs. and her expression does somewhat resemble a cow chewing cud with its mouth closed. camel toes. What more could this cozy group want?

    Man repeller is my new poster girl. lady gaga is out. latex is out. taking rooomi falafel pictures is in. Unless Sea starts to do it.

    and then I will faithfully hate rooomi falafel pictures and pretend like I never liked them.

    now, I invite you all to mock me if you care to. It’s pretty melodramatic and vain. but occasionally rad! it all depends on whether SW or WB have commented recently or not.

    love to them both. love to all of you!

    (and annemarie, I think somebody said it perfectly about 7 months ago, You scare me. and yet I like it. I wish I had the guts to stick firmly by my opinions. and the comment you made on SW’s 3 month old mother post about feeling like you don’t deserve love really struck a chord with me. So thank you for that.)

  131. RedHeadFashionista Says:

    Since when was Gemma Ward plus-sized? She probably weighs about as much as my leg. (And I’m on the edge….)

  132. RedHeadFashionista Says:

    I LOVE YOU GUYS. Thanks to you, I have discovered some truly priceless blogging wonders, and marvelled at the time that some haters have on their hands that they feel the need to come and defend their idols/voice their opinions/just express needless rage (ironic that they slag us off for being mean to people we don’t even know, isn’t it?). This is why this is the best blog – the discussions it spawns are half the fun. Though only half. Go Sister.

  133. RedHeadFashionista Says:

    PS As usual, being frightfully unoriginal, I’ll be posting my own take on this shortly.

  134. Dru Says:

    ^she gained a bit of weight last year, and photographs of her out and about somewhere showed her looking heavier than she did in her modelling days- hence the “plus size” comment.

    But screw the jokers, she’s made enough money that she’ll never have to starve herself (she once admitted in an interview to eating less for about a month before Fashion Week) or set foot on another runway ever again, and rumour has it she’s a pretty decent actress too. Which is good for her since that’s what she wants to do for a living.

  135. Pam Power Says:

    With each post I love this blog and Sister Wolf a little bit more.xx

  136. Erika Says:

    “Don’t women realize that straight dudes don’t read these blogs???”

    I have a theory that there’s a whole contigent of pervs spankin to these pictures and that some of these girls happen to know and pander to that.

    web traffic is web traffic.

    Have you read some of the comments on some ??

  137. Mark Says:

    The Real Andrea,

    You rule for remembering Poor Pitiful Pearl. And you’re totally right; Thigh Girl looks a lot like her.

    Annemarie, I love you.

  138. Angelica Says:

    Is it just me, or does the “Cupcakes and Cashmere” girl look like Ke$ha in about seven years? And the “Capturing Italy” girl looks like a cheap(er) version of Paris Hilton. And the “Porcelain Blonde” girl looks like someone came on her face.

  139. Sister Wolf Says:

    Redheadfashionista – I’m with you on the Thigh Girl’s hair…I call that blond.

    Angelica – And yet the cupcakes girl posts something like “Here’s my skirt” and gets 192 comments!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Italy girl is just trying to be a playboy centerfold. I believe her problem is due to a Nose Issue, just like that other girl, what’s her name? With the pink hair?

  140. Sister Wolf Says:

    I remembered! “Gala Darling,” that one with the Nose.

  141. Sister Wolf Says:

    Sandy – Oh my, that Lollypop girl is another Nose Issue person. Perhaps these people are sublimating their insecurity by pretending they’re superstars?

  142. Gala Darling's nose is long because she's Pinocchio Says:

    Gala Darling has a big-ass nose because she lies and lies and LIES! Her nose will only get bigger like Pinocchio!

    Gala D is covering her tracks like crazy now, with the blog posts about finances and how she REGRETS buying $900 shoes. But everyone knows the truth now and it’s too late, Miss Bunnyhead Trust Fund Fraud Fake Gala Darling!

  143. kt Says:

    http://luluandyourmom.blogspot.com/

    She claims to have authored a book that is listed in the Library of Congress, yet does not give any details of said book at all. What’s with the false sense of mysterious intrigue and thinly veiled attempts to draw more attention and interest? I noticed that she will promptly remove your link from her list of “babycakes” should you not reciprocate and link her. However, she does make exceptions for the blogging bigwigs (ie. Sea, Sea’s mom, Tavi, etc.). Not her former bff Rumi though. Whatever falling out they had that caused Lulu to remove Rumi from her blogroll, we will never know.

  144. Lulu Chang of lulu and your mom Says:

    Lulu is pitiful, always whining and wanting sympathy for being ‘real’. She had a falling out with Fashion Toast Rumi Neely out of jealousy. Everyone was giving Rumi more attention because she’s taller and prettier than Lulu.

    The truth behind the intrigue is she is JUST like that Gala Darling nose girl!! Lulu Chang even said on formspring she comes from a family with money and they bought her a 500K (or was it 700K?) condo. She wants the world to think she’s an author to feel better about herself and maybe she does have a book deal, but REALLY she makes a few dollars from freelance writing and the rest is from her parents.

  145. Nausicaa Says:

    ^I don’t mind Lulu (the actual Lulu Chang, that is), and besides the girl has taken a lot of shit while being on the fragile side- racist comments on blog included. She doesn’t have Rumi’s thick skin, but that’s hardly something to hold against her. I remember she had a cute boyfriend, but some post a while ago said they broke up.

    I once asked her about her book on twitter and she said it was about (I quote) teenagers, Gen Y and the Internet, if that counts as a detail.

  146. kt Says:

    Can’t it be said that criticism comes with the territory? Everyone is subject to shit and racist comments and other bad stuff dished out by others. I understand that some people are more on the fragile side, but it’s like trying out for a sport and expecting special treatment for your handicaps or inabilities. If you can’t play the game, just don’t. I thought Lulu and her blog were both harmless, even entertaining at some points, but then the constant vagueness and editing of her posts became confusing and tiresome. Also, her Shoes and your Mom business venture just faded out without any kind of explanation or follow up, which I thought was pretty irresponsible. As someone who supported this venture by purchasing an item (two, actually), and then attempted to sell (sent an email with photos and descriptions without any feedback or response), it was annoying to see that she felt it was okay and acceptable to quietly drop things she’s now tired of, or overwhelmed by, and do only what she’s comfortable with. If you’re overwhelmed or unable to keep something going, just address it. Especially if you’re all about “keeping it real”. I just continued to lose respect for her after that. Not that she cares, or should, as to what I think or feel. But if it’s one’s job to put their world and life on display, might as well be good at it.

  147. Rosa Says:

    Man Repeller is hilarious. (Ok so are the fucktard links but only for a few seconds, then it’s just sad.)

    I once thought about posing like a wanker in my Sunday Best and broadcasting it on the internet, screaming “Hey everyone! Come see how good I look!” – then I actually pissed myself laughing.

  148. Kennedy Says:

    http://fashionafterforty.blogspot.com/

    She hasn’t posted in a while, but she is ridiculous. She asked her kids to camp out so they could be the first to own a copy of Avatar on DVD.

  149. Nausicaa Says:

    kt- I thought it was weird that Shoes and Your Mom went on the fizzle too, but I assumed Lulu had worked something out with the sellers- at least told them the site wasn’t open any more, etc. Sucks to know that wasn’t the case, if your lack of feedback from her is anything to go by.

  150. Nausicaa Says:

    ^and no, not everyone is subject to racist shit on blogs, only people who happen not to be white get it. It is NOT, and never should be, something that “comes with the territory”.
    Criticising a girl’s outfits, outfit photographs/poses, or the tone of her posts is one thing- but calling her a slut because she’s Asian or leaving the oh-so-witty “ching chong” as a comment…never EVER excusable. I agree, if you put yourself out there you should be tough enough to take some criticism, but no one should have to put up with what she did, or what Rumi on a fair few occasions has had to do.

  151. RedHeadFashionista Says:

    Any blog with a really poncey, pensive and cerebral name for a blog with lots of fashiony pics and NOTHING ELSE drives me insane (whatisrealityanyway). If you’re Neitzsche, then it’s cool. If not, just call it ‘ILikeShoes’, or something.

  152. RedHeadFashionista Says:

    Admittedly, I am mildly entertained by WhatIs’ style.

  153. LeeLee Says:

    http://songoftheexile.blogspot.com/

  154. library lady Says:

    She has a manifesto. You can buy ’statement jewellery’ she has designed for – ooh – only a few hundred bucks. Her dog wears her jewellery.

    http://www.theglamourai.com/

  155. Girl World Says:

    looks more like a camel toe wanker, and the more plain jane cousin of jane of shoes.

  156. mel Says:

    Glamourai doesn’t deserve to be mentioned among these airheads. She seems talented and quite smart and she has awesome style, not whorish, boring etc. like most of these bores.

  157. Anne Says:

    If you like idiotic bloggers, you should check this one out – http://www.miggylikestheinternet.com/

    I have a list of blogs I go to when I want to get angry but laugh at the same time, she is number 1.

  158. Erika Says:

    The Glamourai lady dresses better than most – I genuinely cannot take or stand most people’s clothes so this means something – and as someone who makes jewelry myself I would say her prices are not unreasonable. I am hoping to get mine to sell in that price range. Creativity is valuable.

  159. Kim Says:

    Have you ever looked at Gala Darling’s blog? Pretty much a trust fund baby pretending to survive as a pro blogger. Gag. Me.

    http://galadarling.com/

    She’s friends with Nubby Twiglet.

  160. Kim Says:

    The comments on this post talk a lot about the mystery behind Gala: http://www.cutoutandkeep.net/snippets/issue16/gala_darling

  161. Joy D. Says:

    All I am saying is this post takes the cake: http://fashionsnag.typepad.com/blog/2010/06/otrera-hamsa-scarf.html

  162. RedHeadFashionista Says:

    Oh, and in case someone hasn’t already, http://thechicmuse.blogspot.com/ makes my toes curl for her dopey expressions alone. Another American Appareller, albeit with a fantastic shoe collection.

  163. SusieQ Says:

    My personal fav:

    http://www.thechloeconspiracy.com

  164. Is Says:

    I actually rather like ‘the stylish wanderer’ since she actually seems to be a normal teenager with a normal (ish?) budget, but the fact that she uses the same hand-in-hair pose every single time is a little bit irritating.

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