True Blood and Me

Tonight, my sisters and I had dinner at a neighborhood Indian restaurant when suddenly, a gorgeous couple walked toward the door. My eyes bugged and out and I squealed excitedly, “Oh look, it’s Sookie and Bill!”

Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer must be accustomed to stares and squeals. They never turned their heads. But that was okay, because I got to see how fucking stunning they are in real life. She wore shorts and high heels, and he wore a suit and an open collared shirt. They were holding hands and looked madly in love. I hope they’re both bisexual and not just Anna. I hope they’re home thinking about the gaping woman at the Indian restaurant and wondering how to get in touch with me for hot sex!

I must say that my thrill was somewhat dampened by having to explain to my sisters that Sookie and Bill are the stars of True Blood. Clearly, they won’t be invited to the hot sex.

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35 Responses to “True Blood and Me”

  1. Denise (denisekatipunera) Says:

    ohlalalaaaaa! always had a boner for anna paquin. i want her.

  2. Mo'Nique Says:

    My dear,
    I always imitate Bill by saying “SCHookie!” I bare my teeth and say “SCHookie!”

  3. Juri Says:

    Have you checked with the restaurant, yet? I think you should.

    Just call the Indians and ask if they happen to have an ivitation from A&S to the gaping woman from tonight (but not to her sisters) to join them for hot sex. Tomorrow you can call then again, and so on, to see how many calls it takes for them to stop being polite on the phone.

  4. WendyB Says:

    Oh! My! GAWD! What a sighting.

    After I watched that Jersey Shore show, I got confused between Snooki and Sookie and wind up saying saying “Snook-ay….” in Bill’s accent.

  5. Brie Says:

    Best celebrity sighting in recent days by a blogger I read. Envious am I!

  6. Dru Says:

    I was a huge fan of Fly Away Home (one of Anna’s child-star days movies, about a girl teaching a bunch of orphaned goslings how to migrate after they get stuck with her), and X-Men of course (The Piano was a bit much for my 9-year-old self). But she’s something else- and yay for another gap-toothed beauty!

  7. E Says:

    I went to school with Anna – watching her on True Blood is all rather surreal. They are both such babes though.

  8. David Duff Says:

    “he wore a suit and an open collared shirt”!

    No tie! The man’s obviously not a gentleman and the end of the western world is nigh.

  9. deja pseu Says:

    I love seeing gorgeous people IRL. Even though there were only two of them, you hit the Trifecta!

  10. Jill Says:

    If Alexander Skarsgård had walked in too, I would have passed out.

  11. Cecilia Says:

    I´ve been reading your blog for a long time and think it´s brilliant. I´m a HUGE True Blood fan, how I envy you for seeing Anna Paquin and Stephen Noyer in real life! Always had a crush on Anna Paquin, it´s great to know she´s bisexual, didn´t know it. Love how she dresses in the series, like a slutty-naive doll. And I NEED her to have sex with Eric!!! I think that Eric changed a lot after Godric died. Forgive my English, my mother tonge is Spanish. Kisses!

  12. eef Says:

    kjngierhtweiiww!!!!!

    dear lord, how did you restrain yourself? i would have jumped them then and there! on the table!

  13. tobilynne Says:

    I wanna be invited! Ask if they could possibly bring along Alexander Skarsgard. Please? Pretty please?

  14. hoochiegucci Says:

    Sisters? Plural? Huh?

  15. Iheartfashion Says:

    I am clearly missing out not watching True Blood.
    A friend just showed me how to use my TV last night, after several months of assuming it was broken. Can’t wait to check it out.

  16. alittlelux Says:

    i assume my invitation is in the mail…

  17. Silke Says:

    damnit how awesomely crazy cool! *insert epic blogger speech here*
    I seriously envy you more now than the fangirls envy sea for her shoes…
    How will she top THAT??
    and yes to all the above commenters… Alexander SkarsgÃ¥rd!!
    Did you take any pics? (i know i would have…)

  18. Make Do Style Says:

    I need to watch True Blood and hang round with you in Indian Restaurants xx

  19. Elaine Says:

    Jill and tobilynee knows where it’s at
    If Alexander Skarsgård walked in I would have started believing in guardian angels
    Despite Franklin’s creepy actions, I can’t help but turn to mush when he’s on screen

  20. kellie Says:

    how totally surreal that must have been!!!
    I am impressed you didnt go jump on their table!!!
    It would have been hard to resist.

  21. Lou Says:

    Very jealous of you, even if you don’t have the hot sex invitation (yet). I would’ve walked into a wall if I had seen Stephen and Anna out and about, so kudos to you for retaining consciousness and writing about it.

  22. TheShoeGirl Says:

    I can’t wait for the hot sex recap!!!! Yay for you!

  23. heej Says:

    sister wolf, please check out the blog ” a go-go” at http://agogofashion.blogspot.com/ . she posts “outfit pictures” of herself staring in the mirror… as in she has someone else take them. please just see it for yourself.

  24. Sister Wolf Says:

    denise – She is so unbelievably hot! I had no idea!

    Juri – Good idea. I’m sure A & S have already been calling and leaving messages for me!

    E – TOTAL FUCKING BABES.

    David – So true. And yet….

    alittlelux – I don’t know if I want to compete with you for their attention. Could you wear a bag over your head??

    Make do- You do. Get on it!

    Lou – I did have the urge to tackle them. My reflexes are just too slow.

  25. RedHeadFashionista Says:

    Awww Dru, I LOVED Fly Away Home! And Sister, I am v jealous of your sighting. Every time Bill says ‘Sookie’ I melt a little inside.

  26. Mark Says:

    Jealous much? Yes, I am. Though, I think I might have been disappointed to see that Bill is a shrimpy little vampire in real life. Still, I would have been delighted to take part in the bisexual orgy.

    I saw Julianna Margulies last week in the middle of nowhere in upstate New York. She looked stunning, ten years younger than she does on “The Good Wife.”

  27. MarleneEmmett Says:

    Sister:
    Where do you “live” if you don’t mind me asking?
    What state?

    Stephen Moyer’s only 5’10″.
    Alexander Skarsgard’s 6’4 1/2 or 6’5″.
    Joe Managaniello’s 6’5″

    Stephen’s going to look like a shrimp next to either one of Them.

  28. erika Says:

    I always remember her as the little girl from the Piano. I can’t think dirty things about them. I also don’t have television. I do appreciate the laugh I get from reading about your pervy fantasy tho. Funny, funny.

    Ahh yes I have a link reccommendation for you

    http://www.notcouture.com/

    I love that site. also the main site http://www.notcot.org/

  29. Natalie / Fashion Intel Says:

    Bisexuals rule, but this story rules more.

  30. theresa Says:

    there was a super obnoxious fucktwat in my psych class- a philosophy major- from mississippi.

    he spoke just like vampire bill. and was just as pale. (makes talking about philosophy the most painful experience of the century, especially when he only piped in to share the philosophical sides of what we studied in psych.)

    I started calling him vampire bill to his face and behind his back. ended up working on a big group project with him. nobody got it.

    what is culture coming to?

  31. Cecilia Says:

    Just saw last episode. Spechless.

  32. honeypants Says:

    I concur with the folks who want to invite A. Skarsgard to the sex. Holy cow. I am so so envious of your sighting!!!

  33. nyaa Says:

    I am itchigly jealous of your achingly cool sighting it’s so cool that the ache is about to become a throb!..throbbingly cool TM….

    love you sister wolf

  34. anonymous Says:

    I will probably get clobbered for this one, but here goes nothing-does anyone else think True Blood is just poorly-performed,soft-core porn? I have found the show medicore at best. Not to take away from Anna Paquin’s hotness-she’s definatley hot-but the random nudity and feeble attempts at southern accents can’t hold my attention for long.

  35. slimeylimey Says:

    But Sister, Sookie is tiny. Does that mean Bill is tiny, too? he looks about 5′ 4′ in this candid snap, but you saw him in the flesh. Is everyone in Hollywood really small, except for the guy who played the Player? That new English vampire in TB is also only a hairsbreadth above the Little People Height Limit. Keep it coming Sister. x

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